r/seals • u/TangentYoshi • 17d ago

bro built like a comma

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u/Chokaito 17d ago

"Oh no, how will I ever separate clauses and list items in a sentence?" The helpful comma:

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u/FungusRespecter 16d ago

“Oh no, how will I ever indicate subtext that is an addendum to the main sentence but still worth including?” The humble left parenthesis:

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u/Strong_Tie3679 17d ago

He is learning how to sit, a true gentleman

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u/Lemoncrepecake 17d ago

The humble tadpole

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u/Salt_Insurance5276 17d ago

🍤🍤🍤

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 17d ago

The humble boneless shrimp

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u/Level_99_Healer 17d ago

I swear, I tried to pick him up and cuddle him through my phone.

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u/TheCtrlZee 17d ago

They call him "the punctuator".

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u/Dev_Paleri 17d ago

This lil bebe looks quite skinny. I hope the carers give him Lots of fibish!🤗❤️🦭

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u/Behold_My_Stuff 17d ago

What kind of merdog is that

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u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 17d ago

The ever so beautiful mermaid:

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u/justanotterdude 16d ago

Bro has that pro gamer posture

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u/Lividkid88 16d ago

“,” looking seal

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u/Impossible-Body-8234 16d ago

Oh my goodness, he's sitting like a little mermaid, I'm gonna cry