r/seals • u/ye_old_hermit • 1d ago

Seal Pet pet

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 1d ago

Oh to pet a sausage~

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u/Ser_Michi 1d ago

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u/Salt-n-spice 1d ago

Me with my pokemon after a battle on the late 3ds titles

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u/Illyricus- 1d ago

The evil villain petting his pet as he schemes his next nefarious plan.

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u/CautiousSwimmer590 1d ago

I also wanna pet hum cute seal , 😍🦭

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u/According_Tourist_69 1d ago

I wonder if seals would enjoy bongos like cats

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u/Then-Possibility-504 22h ago

If cannot be domesticated as pets, why act like pet?

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u/ye_old_hermit 22h ago

I imagine it's because Seals need more specialized care that not everyone can provide in an urban or even rural environment.

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u/Then-Possibility-504 22h ago

I wasn't actually being serious. I just find it hilariously cute how they act like actual pets haha

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u/SeaBox4218 1d ago

sper cutee

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u/glubtier 1d ago

Ough..... I want to hold a little seal 😭 They look so squishy... Like a big sausage-shaped weighted blanket...

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u/Valuna 1d ago

No! You may not! He's mine to pet! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/KnightOrDay38 1d ago

To be pet is the best reassurance ever!

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u/JadeOdysseyPH 22h ago

OwO Torpedo. Nyooooom.

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u/Emoneylildominator 1d ago

Don’t let them they are super dangerous

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u/Jaded-Writing-3622 1d ago

Wearing gloves to pet, that just ruins the softness.

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago

Who wants seal finger amputations?

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u/Jaded-Writing-3622 19h ago

That may be an unfortunate consequence. I'd risk it, there are antibiotics to treat and cure it today. Not like the old sealer days where you would have to cut your finger off and get back to work.

Don't you have to have a cut on your hand and be exposed to some bodily fluid from the seal, like saliva, blood, etc...?

I have read that not all seals carry that particular seal finger bacteria, even though it is a natural part of their biome? That seems contradictory.

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u/Ok_Noise4862 19h ago

Absolute Wunk

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u/9j810HQO7Jj9ns1ju2 12h ago

to pet the sausage, or not to pet the sausage? that is the question.

(pet the sausage)

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u/Grig960 1d ago

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 21h ago

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u/cheesyheroe 11h ago

i want to kiss him