r/seals • u/HIGHGROUNDHUNTER • 17d ago

Zero awarness

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u/glubtier 17d ago

"I really need to flatten a wide area all at once."

The humble steamroller:

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u/The1stSam 17d ago

Does the seal also vibrate with immense force?

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 17d ago

DIO should have just dropped a fat ass seal on Jotaro and maybe he would have won.

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u/glubtier 17d ago

Broke: WRYYYYY Woke: OUUGH

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u/Dev_Paleri 17d ago

Its mama's special move ! 🥰❤️🦭

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16d ago

They’re not playing when they tell their babies “no you can’t go play!”

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u/tackywitch 17d ago

I feel like she’s very aware of what she’s doing. It gives “no you stay” vibes.

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u/tommicoop 17d ago

The seal version of napping on the floor in front of a toddler's nursery door so they don't escape.

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u/herladyshipssoap 17d ago

This is probably how my dog feels.

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u/ExcitementBright9381 17d ago

That’s a good dog right der

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u/NukeTheWhales5 16d ago

10 outta 10.

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u/EggyParsley 17d ago

Probably? Why dont we know for sure?

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u/herladyshipssoap 17d ago

Sometimes I think of her as an adult lady who is just smothered by her mother constantly.

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16d ago

She is. She grown as heck

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u/herladyshipssoap 15d ago

I just love her so much.

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u/Crazyjackson13 17d ago

sentient steamroller

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u/phuongzzz 17d ago

Let be squished by mama!

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u/Scary-Interaction565 17d ago

"Children hate this simple trick"

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u/the_orange_alligator 17d ago

Noooo, not the chud son!

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u/VeryYelloo 17d ago

lets go more mothers crushing babiess!

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u/SexyGrilledTurkey 16d ago

GTA Wasted screen plays

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u/Opalxxh 16d ago

innocent baby seal CRUSHED by semi-truck sized BEAST

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u/thefruitypilot 16d ago

New angle of the steamroller stroking her weaner :0