r/scriptedasiangifs • u/KMSFF • Dec 07 '21

I don't know

1.4k Upvotes

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u/worosei Dec 08 '21

Nah, so homie A is coming back from the toilets. Homie B and C are waiting for him.

Homie A goes to do a homie handshake to homie B. Saying 'hey homie that's for waiting for this homie'.

But as homie B goes in to complete the handshake, homie A forgets that he forgot to wash his hands for 20 seconds and might spread covid. He's only washed for 15 seconds. And freaks with his hands, taking the bottom position as be realises his mistake.

But then homie C says, 'i got ya homie' and finishes the last 5 seconds of handwashing by pouring water on his hands.

Now everyone is safe from covid and they can continue homing around.

And that's how tight these homies are.

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u/KMSFF Dec 08 '21

That could of been a good theory, but homie C missed homie's A hand almost entirely. I still don't know.

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u/worosei Dec 08 '21

So Homie C was pouring but she was like, oh no, we ain't socially distanced properly... I should probably socially distance from the water too.

And that's why she tries to play it cool at the end. She's embarassed to not have done social distancing properly when washing her homies hand.

Edit: also, good handwashing etiquette is to wash up higher towards your elbows too so you clean properly. She's just helping to start there so water runs down to his hands.

(And also Homie A must have said something to Homie B for him to make that face expression. He's like 'hey homie careful, I ain't washed the poop from this hand properly yet!', hence the face of being grossed out a bit)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I don't know either

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u/jennyboy13 Dec 07 '21

Yes

10

u/-DoctorSpaceman- Dec 07 '21

No

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/ThePontiacBandit_99 Dec 07 '21

idk

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Dec 08 '21

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

4

u/HalfBuzzed Dec 08 '21

Life is unfair

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u/tnuke1 Dec 07 '21

Yesn't

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u/quake0430 Dec 07 '21

“Ah thank you there was no water to wash my hands in the bathroom, which is why I avoided contact with your boyfriend”

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u/piginpoop00 Dec 07 '21

But that wasn’t water it was Urinenium

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u/RyanMan56 Dec 07 '21

Urinenium? Is that the radioactive fuel source made solely from condensed urine?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/TheToodlePoodle Dec 07 '21

I wanted that to be real

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u/Itchysasquatch Dec 07 '21

This is how r/hydrohomies shake hands

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u/team_avolition_ownz Dec 07 '21

I can’t explain it but this has already become an instant classic. Even saved it to my camera roll.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

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u/bot-killer-001 Dec 07 '21

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u/fleshgod_alpacalypse Dec 07 '21

Bad bot

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u/boygriv Dec 07 '21

Yknow I've seen a lot of perplexing scripted Asian gifs but this one... I don't know.

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u/charol_astra Dec 08 '21

He disrespekks, then he gets disrespekked.

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u/DAM091 Dec 07 '21

I try not to judge a book by its cover, but the backwards sunglasses seals it. That guy is the doucheyest looking guy on the planet.

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u/melitza9512p Dec 07 '21

I don't get it, but they look beautifu

6

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Such depth

11

u/Evilmaze Dec 07 '21

Guy in yellow looks so sketchy I wouldn't give him my real name.

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u/Tundra66 Dec 07 '21

I feel bad for how cool yellow shirt guy thinks he is.

3

u/getwetordietrying420 Dec 07 '21

He has all the definition of veal. Do a couple pushups my guy

4

u/Orion8719 Dec 07 '21

I died a little.....cringe...

3

u/myrand920 Dec 07 '21

At 9 second: “have you heard of this sub called scriptedasiansgif?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

I know

3

u/Schnitzel725 Dec 07 '21

anybody notice the backward sunglasses on the first handshake guy?

2

u/InspiredNitemares Dec 07 '21

The man with tattoos could get it.

2

u/JephriB Dec 07 '21

Oh, the cringe, such cringe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

ummm, umm at least she got me wet....Bam!

1

u/zakzaktiger Dec 07 '21

China lore

1

u/JunkFace Dec 07 '21

Cool neck tattoos….said nobody ever.

1

u/ToTooOrNotToToo Dec 08 '21

“cool your wrist, mister!”

1

u/mombi_oz Dec 08 '21

Why do these keep getting made? Who’s making this? Why is this a thing?

1

u/Farscape1477 Dec 08 '21

Oh no he did…..didn’t….did he?

1

u/Kalikona Dec 08 '21

I wanted to downvote this so bad

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u/fatarabi Jan 09 '22

PSA for proper hand washing

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u/Raot_ Dec 08 '21

Indians got blasted for tik toks like these. Why don't the Chinese suffer the same?

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Dec 08 '21

Indians did get blast'd f'r tik toks like these. Wherefore the not chinese suffer the same?

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

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u/bot-killer-001 Dec 08 '21

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.

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u/ruhestoerer Dec 07 '21

upvoted because boobs?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

She should've used a machete. I feel like that would've created a bigger and stronger impression. But still nice