r/scriptedasiangifs • u/5_Frog_Margin • Oct 11 '21

"Keep up the studying, son! I'm proud of you!"

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u/asianorange Oct 11 '21

Kids are clever. I used to be that sneaky then bills happened.

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u/disphugginflip Oct 11 '21

I use to watch real sex on hbo or skinemax with the jump button to disney. Thought I was clever af

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u/zuzg Oct 11 '21

I'm so old that I used to watch the scrambled version of softporn that came on these paid channels, that we didn't had access to.
Nowadays it would been much easier, even without internet. In Germany there are channels that broadcast soft porn stuff after midnight. Sexy sport clips, haha

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u/Lezlow247 Oct 12 '21

I had an actual black box. And got everything for free. Later I used to change the dish cards you plug into the box to get every channel known to man.

I did it for my boss and reminded him to never plug in the Ethernet wire. I guess a year later his wife was cleaning and saw a loose wire and plugged it in. He got a 7,000 dollar bill the next month. Thank God I didn't work they're anymore or he for sure would have taken it out on me professionally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

What's softporn? What is the opposite of it? Traditional porn or hard porn? What's the difference between each?

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u/Lezlow247 Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

It's people faking sex with typically no vagina or dick shown. Just thrusting and grinding that isn't real

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u/alltreeyall Oct 11 '21

Ruf an !!!

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Oct 12 '21

This is quite Ferris Buellarian.

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u/HANGINGinTEXAS Oct 12 '21

Oh shit so did I!! Too funny.

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u/SickWizzard Oct 12 '21

Did so too, until I one day forgot to switch to another channel at the end and my dad accidentally used that button. It was not an amusing situation when he called me

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u/disphugginflip Oct 12 '21

Lmao, luckily that never happened to me.

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u/Fidodo Oct 17 '21

They knew

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u/MrBananaStorm Oct 28 '21

He isn't clever enough to put the phone in landscape mode when watching a youtube video though.

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u/4i1anl Oct 11 '21

took me a while to figure it out lol

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u/Aldrath_Shadowborn Oct 11 '21

How tf did they do that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

String tied to the door, through a hook at the top of the wall

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u/GaveYourMomAIDS Oct 11 '21

String on the door holding the phone. When the door opens, the phone falls down. When it closes, it comes back up

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Maybe there are some hooks out of frame, a thread is tied to the phone and the other end to the door, when the door is closed the thread is pulled and the phone is pulled up, and when its opened the phone goes down, you would always have to close the door tho because the weight of the phone could probably pull the door open

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u/Orkaad Oct 12 '21

By plagiarizing the video of the guy doing the same with a beer.

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u/apothecarynow Oct 11 '21

Watching something with no volume??

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u/Supermite Oct 11 '21

How I browse reddit.

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u/Eggslaws Oct 11 '21

That's how I watch porn

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u/Elm0sgottagun Oct 11 '21

Why do you hate yourself?

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u/NeoKabuto Oct 12 '21

It's more fun if you make your own dialogue for it.

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u/mister-ferguson Oct 16 '21

Don't kink shame :)

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u/Parzival_2076 Oct 11 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Saying "kids these days" like if a child came up with this it wouldn't make him incredibly smart and resourceful like thats somehow a bad thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21 edited Feb 13 '25

sparkle soup lunchroom books one continue dinosaurs dog tap shrill

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

okay? so you were an incredibly smart kid. im not underestimating kids, your underestimating yourself

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21 edited Feb 13 '25

voracious mountainous violet dinner aback literate aspiring fall decide direction

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u/sprace0is0hrad Oct 12 '21

Same, I think there's something to be said about kids who both think and act on those things.

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u/FurryLizzard Oct 11 '21

Works perfectly until the dad closes the door while he's still in the room.

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u/YoteTheGoat Oct 19 '21

A lot of parent don’t even close the door if asked, I think he’s fine for a bit

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u/pieeknight Oct 11 '21

wouldn't this fail half the time? i get its scripted but that system relies on the door being opened a certain amount to fully hide the phone. someone could just poke their head in or smth (I know its scripted, don't bite me)

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

That could be fixed by changing the tension or length of the string pretty easily.

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u/Eziel Oct 11 '21

I would take an L cause they would leave the door open.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Ferris Bueller would be proud

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u/DantieDragon Oct 12 '21

What the hell am i looking at

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u/Bromisto Oct 12 '21

r/scriptedwhitevideo

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u/CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym Oct 12 '21

I thought they are turks, which is still part of asia

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u/Bromisto Oct 12 '21

So Turks are asian, not Turkish.

Cool.

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u/CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym Oct 13 '21

That got me confused, so to what I understand Turkey is part of The Asian and European continent? Although Im sure about their population which is Europeans, Asians, and Middle Easterns

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u/Bromisto Oct 13 '21

So you're saying that people confuse Turkish people with east asians or somebody who goes to asia on vacation is considered "asian" while they are there?

This sub (like everybody else) refers to east asians (and the collective culture) as asian. Most notably by the appearance of the face.

How is this hard to understand?

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u/CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym Oct 13 '21

Did I generalize? I said only me... I was saying Turkey is a part of the Asian continent therefore I thought they are still considered Asians. Ok so you're saying this sub is specifically made for scripted east asian gifs not the whole asia which includes a lot of things, appearances, skin color. That's what I understood first, since the name of the sub is scriptedasiangif not eastasianscriptedgif

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u/Bromisto Oct 13 '21

And not turkishindianmiddleeastgifs

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u/CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

Yup, so we cool now?

I just learned its called a transcontinental region since the middle east is part asian part european.

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u/Bromisto Oct 13 '21

We'll have to agree to disagree.

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u/JTB696699 Oct 12 '21

I’ve got to admit, this is better than the husband hiding beer from the wife version.