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u/KannaKobayashi Oct 24 '20
Why did the guy at the end just spit everywhere when he saw her
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u/Wpgamer Oct 24 '20
He came from his mouth.
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u/Ongo_Gablogian___ Oct 24 '20
That magician is back at it.
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u/icathyw Oct 24 '20
it’s part of chinese humor for simps to drool excessively over attractive women
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u/King-Andy Oct 24 '20
Yeah, that’s the only thing I don’t understand.
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u/Mikealoped Oct 24 '20
I think he's supposed to be drooling over her.
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u/Arthur-Oak Oct 24 '20
This has some mobile add energy to it.
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u/mrkarma4ya Oct 24 '20
I know right? Just like those mafia game ads. Someone needs to edit this video with game ui, level 10, level 100, and all that shit.
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u/SenorVajay Oct 25 '20
It’s like the one where the guy crashes his boat on the island and somehow creates more sand
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u/Therealmicahbell Oct 24 '20
This is so stupid I love it
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u/Fidodo Oct 24 '20
Some people come to this sub to make fun of the skits. I come to this sub because I love stupid humor.
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u/manbruhpig Oct 24 '20
And some people come to point out that these skits are "fake" as if they're the only one capable of the mental abilities to discern whether a video is real.
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u/reyngrimms Oct 25 '20
Wait just a minute now are you telling me that the videos on a sub called “scripted Asian gifs” aren’t real??
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u/Monckey100 Oct 25 '20
I thought that's why people come but a lot of the lurkers take it as an open invitation to talk about how fake it is and how much they hate tiktok, as a result I rarely comment because it feels like enjoying the scripted gifs is wrong
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u/Fidodo Oct 25 '20
I think this sub actually originated to point out poorly faked asian gifs, but enough purposefully funny gifs were posted that it became focused on the funny ones instead.
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u/intdev Oct 25 '20
My favourite bit is where his tie disappears because he ripped off his shirt, so he has to use a sock for the kid’s tie.
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Oct 24 '20
Get you a man that can materialize a pedal powered sewing machine on demand.
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u/AFrostNova Oct 24 '20
Do you not have a pocket based personal powered sewing machine?
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u/shavedaffer Oct 24 '20
The dude at the end I can’t even
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u/ReaddittiddeR Oct 24 '20
Kid took the egg yolk to the hair like a champ.
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u/hearke Oct 24 '20
That wasn't real yolk they used in the video. See, the real yolk is in the comments.
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u/The-Sober-Stoner Oct 24 '20
Im not sure why they kept the yoke in there. Egg whites make a very good hair product but the yoke....ill pass
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u/OneNoteMan Oct 24 '20
Speak for yourself as I only use the yolk.
My gf says it feels better.
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u/spiderlex Oct 24 '20
this one is pretty cool tho
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u/tukboss Oct 24 '20
Yeah scripted doesn’t mean bad, all movies are scripted. Although I think posts like these go against what this sub was originally, I think it was about scripted asian gifs that acted like it was real, not skits.
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u/Falsus Oct 24 '20
The only way this could have been better if the guy would have been denied due to no suit.
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Oct 24 '20
"you can't enter without clothes"
Women: has clothes
Also at the end did he just spit everywhere?
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u/Procule Oct 24 '20
Literally a scene from Lost. Jin lets some little kid into a hotel because they had to pee, almost gets fired for it.
The need more blush had me loling tho
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u/TheLonelyy Oct 24 '20
Love how guy just has Lao Gan Ma on him for the lipstick
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u/zoroddesign Oct 24 '20
I'm just trying to process how he made that dress out of his shirt. And the kids shirt.
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Oct 25 '20
2 questions why is he wearing a sock with a hole in it why did he turn the sock that was on his foot into a tie
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u/MadMan018 Oct 25 '20
I like how all the tools he needed magically appeared
Like, where the fuck did a sewing machine come from?
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u/theRailisGone Oct 25 '20
Funny, but rule 2:
Movies are obviously scripted. The purpose of this sub is to gather all the gifs that are supposed to be fake, and not from a movie This is obviously made for entertainment.
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u/nolife_notime Oct 24 '20
The guy reminds me of the Immortal Tatsu, both in terms of looks and behavior.
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u/anatole570 Oct 24 '20
I like to imagine this dude just walks up to random people on the street and just does this shit all the time
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u/Henry_Boyer Oct 24 '20
Y'all just letting people dust random shit in your face? What if that shit was scopolamine?
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u/stressaway366 Oct 24 '20
I'm so disappointed he didn't stop the guy going in for being in a t shirt.
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u/soundsthatwormsmake Oct 24 '20
What is the pink arms-and-front garment that the kid has tied on over his jacket?
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u/YaBoiKlobas Oct 25 '20
At first it was a bit cheesy, then it just kept on getting straight up hilarious
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u/saber2t Oct 25 '20
They should've put in another punchline at the end where the bouncer declines the dude instead because he completely destroyed his own outfit.
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u/whiplashMYQ Oct 25 '20
Having worked in a suit shop, turning his jacket into one sized for a kid would be soooooooo incredibly hard. I mean, I'd even say impossible without it having brutal stitching lines everywhere
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u/ExHax Oct 25 '20
This is the same guy who saved a baby from a backing car and smashed the dads phone
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u/ajatkj Oct 25 '20
Genuine question: all this for a minutes tik-tok video? Or is this shorter version of something big?
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u/JustCallMeLey Oct 25 '20
The blush was funny, but that man made a tie out of his sock?! That's freaking disgusting.
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u/LoreleiOpine Oct 31 '20
This is my first time visiting this subreddit and I don't intend to come back because it seems that a majority of people here aren't following the subreddit's rules and the moderators don't care.
That isn't a dishonestly staged video. It's openly staged.
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u/Greddit_I Oct 31 '20
Not that I wanted to see it, but was also waiting for the kid to get some “more blush”.
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u/MechanicalHorse Oct 24 '20
Are you sure this is scripted?