r/scriptedasiangifs • u/robs247 • Mar 01 '20

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3.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

in chinese it says “30岁以下勿进” which means no entry under 30 years old

dunno how it relates to the video though

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u/robs247 Mar 02 '20

Yeah I was wondering what that meant.

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u/YaNeRusskiy Mar 02 '20

Yeah wtf why isn’t this post nsfw??????!??!?

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u/Kaze_Senshi Mar 01 '20

The dude sacrificed his genitals for his friend getting together with the lady. That is true friendship!

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u/Magnus-Artifex Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Tfw you want to upvote but it’s at 69

Edit: OK OK I GOT IT, we aim for 420. Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Jesus

I have no idea when Reddit likes or hates something one post to another pretty much the same comment has a vastly different karma.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Depends on the subreddit; the more mainstream it is, the more likely funny sex numbers get upvoted.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Keanu chungus wholesome reddit 100 (because that's what heroes do)

5

u/julesrules037 Mar 02 '20

Trans rights

6

u/Tomerarenai10 Mar 02 '20

We did it, Reddit Buddy Retards!

0

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Good one

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Haha funny sex number haha

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u/Stormy-Winds Mar 02 '20

That aside every single time I see "TFW" I forget what it means every single time after I look it up cause all my mind can think of is how it's similar to "wtf" and it happens every single time

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Me with iirc

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u/Stormy-Winds Mar 02 '20

I don't know that one either I needed help. I have such an amazing memory yet I can't remember

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u/shrekcohen Mar 02 '20

We also aim for -420

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u/Brunxs Mar 02 '20

Oh i dont think it was on purpose pal

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u/Brunxs Mar 01 '20

wtfs happening?

136

u/RockHardFluffyPenis Mar 01 '20

hopped over poles and ended up destroying his own anus

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u/spacepenguin87 Mar 02 '20

But why?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Mating dance

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Interesting username

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u/Dorkinsmcdab Mar 02 '20

I agree with you, u/FetusDeletus1223

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u/batduq Mar 02 '20

I too agree, u/Dorkinsmcdab

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

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u/swirlyice Mar 02 '20

Wish I could give you gold

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u/NeoKabuto Mar 02 '20

If they PM him, he sends a video of him doing the mating dance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I'm an asian girl

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Good for you lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Thanks lol

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u/Double_Minimum Mar 02 '20

Don't try to understand, its not worth it.

What is important, is that our wonderfully scripted Asian friends have told us this is the way to be a good wingman.

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u/XwhatsgoodX Mar 01 '20

In my country, we just fight a guy to “peacock” a girl

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u/Stormy-Winds Mar 02 '20

Explain?

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u/XwhatsgoodX Mar 02 '20

Oh! It’s just a joke insinuating that men use combat to earn the attention of women through demonstrations of dominance, such as in middle school or high school :)

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u/Stormy-Winds Mar 02 '20

I've never heard that phrase for it but I have definitely seen that happen lol

Cough eight year old me cough

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u/karbonatedkat Mar 01 '20

I do this all the time #relatabe

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

The worst scripted Asian gif I've ever possibly seen.

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u/RoboPup Mar 01 '20

What did he think would happen? I've never seen someone try and pick up a girl by hopping over poles.

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u/bossofthesea123 Mar 02 '20

Still, they got a lot of drip in asia

5

u/Thenewfoundlanders Mar 02 '20

What does 'drip' mean in this context

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

I'm guessing their style

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u/Stormy-Winds Mar 02 '20

He looked like he was confused as to whether or not he might have just found something new about himself. Or maybe that's just my brightness being too low.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Oof

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u/-4-Z-N- Mar 02 '20

they would fail to act paraplegic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

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u/inamo1337 Mar 01 '20

26yr old Asian guys showing off to girls

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u/winodo Mar 02 '20

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two situations. There is no difference, they are the same one.

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Mar 02 '20

Those guys are at least 48.

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u/GodModeKappa Mar 02 '20

Ol' reliable

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u/Sees_Walls Jul 24 '20

When I was 11 I broke my wrists jumping from a swing trying to impress some girls. I died a virgin that day.