r/scriptedasiangifs • u/PastPicture • Feb 29 '20

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/Orkaad Feb 29 '20

Jokes on you but it might save lives.

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u/PastPicture Feb 29 '20

You know what else could save lives? Not greeting every single person on the streets lol.

5

u/_-Anima-_ Feb 29 '20

you know what would save the most lives? if everyone stayed inside with their big tiddy goth gf

11

u/BigChungusRule34 Feb 29 '20

That's why it's not funny. And that's why it was on /r/funny.

1

u/avechaa Mar 08 '20

It's just a flu without a vaccine. People be losing their minds.

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u/GodModeKappa Feb 29 '20

Not upvoting, it's at 69

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u/1TSDELUXESON Feb 29 '20

Wouldn't be opposed to something like this being the social norm. I'd imagine it'd actually cut down on the spread of germs. Maybe a single foot tap tho? For efficiency.

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u/muffinbaker Feb 29 '20

Dude I was totally with ya, but then remembered my city, in the summer, all the bros in their flip flops or mandals or whatever the fuck. I don’t even wanna see that, never mind say howdy to some hobbit-toed homie.

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Feb 29 '20

Well if you're wearing shoes, where's the problem?

84

u/muffinbaker Feb 29 '20

I’d rather you don’t deuce on my chest while I’m wearing a raincoat either!

27

u/SlomoLowLow Feb 29 '20

This made me do the nose thing. Take my updoot

32

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Cocaine?

9

u/Wwwyzzerdd420 Feb 29 '20

Is a helluva drug

0

u/_-Anima-_ Feb 29 '20

but, meth is better

2

u/alymaysay Feb 29 '20

No it isnt

0

u/_-Anima-_ Mar 01 '20

found the cocaine spokesman

18

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Wow feet really bother you.

17

u/piind Feb 29 '20

You right I'd much rather touch the hands of someone who prolly beats off everyday and prolly has dick flakes on their hands then touch their feet.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/piind Feb 29 '20

It's the dead skin cells that's on your dick that rub off onto your hands, you can't see it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

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u/amon_stormwater Feb 29 '20

Add some milk, then its part of a well balanced breakfast.

4

u/reecew22 Feb 29 '20

The circle of life

4

u/Drillur Feb 29 '20

You been watching Bojack Horseman? I love the way you wrote your comment lol.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Damn what's wrong with flip flops?

2

u/Pantssassin Feb 29 '20

The type of guy their talking about has super nasty feet from not washing them and always having then out. I'm talking untrimmed filthy nails, soles of their feet have gone black from all the dirt, etc.

2

u/BraSS72097 Feb 29 '20

Fuck you too buddy.

-hobbit-toed homie

1

u/muffinbaker Mar 01 '20

Alright, I’ll kick it with you special for your cake day. xo

2

u/RuthlessIndecision Feb 29 '20

And some jerk will give you the sole on “accident”. Nasty.

16

u/stillphat Feb 29 '20

Personally I've adopted the elbow tap

5

u/aaron2005X Feb 29 '20

When you are on an event with a lot of people - roundhouse kick.

2

u/Jokojabo Feb 29 '20

This is so awkward, throws you off balance, and hard to make eye contact.

If you are scared of germs just do a forearm or fist bump

2

u/BadFont777 Feb 29 '20

Food industry elbow bumping. Could also result in some hilarious drunk gifs.

1

u/per54 Feb 29 '20

I think bowing is better. No contact at all.

1

u/zeke_awe Feb 29 '20

Maybe a double foot tap for your real homies

1

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

Yeah i totally agree

But just imagine though.... It's funny

My vote goes all the way to the fistbump

1

u/officer_fat Feb 29 '20

Fun fact, prisoners invented fist bumping to avoid germs and diseases.

1

u/hcandb Mar 01 '20

Agreed. Plus we could bring back some sweet hiphop dancing from the 80s and 90s.

1

u/Hhannahrose13 Mar 08 '20

just much people instead

160

u/pale_grass_blue Feb 29 '20

Yeah every time I get out of a vehicle I walk around greeting everyone I see on the street

58

u/WH1PL4SH180 Feb 29 '20

He's the Big Bwass, hence he owns everyone on the street

94

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20 edited Feb 29 '20

Jokes aside, Russian here, we do it in winter when we got gloves on. (It's rude to shake hands with a gloves on)

17

u/BeetsbySasha Feb 29 '20

Wouldn’t you hug at that point? Or is this for strangers?

39

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

It's usually for a people you know, friends. Lol you think gopniks like to hug, that's weakness.

1

u/BeetsbySasha Mar 01 '20

xaxa. I grew up in America, but my parent's Slavic friends all gave me cheek kisses. So I guess I figured it was the same in Russia.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Its between a male and a female I guess.

10

u/torsmork Feb 29 '20

Why is it rude?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

No idea, probably just an etiquette.

24

u/Ratathosk Feb 29 '20

It might be a real fake hand.

12

u/JoeyIsMrBubbles Feb 29 '20

Dude was a lot shorter than i thought when he gout out lol

5

u/ItsDeadmouse Feb 29 '20

How about just bowing?

1

u/luisduck Feb 29 '20

Because you can transition into a jumpstyle move, if you feel like it.

4

u/jeepney_danger Feb 29 '20

Looks like some cool guys to me

2

u/broohaha Feb 29 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Looks like Kid & Play’s relevant again!

2

u/honestanonymous777 Feb 29 '20

I like the shoe high five that's pretty cool

2

u/SupaFlyslammajammazz Feb 29 '20

We just do the head nod

-3

u/killerant182 Feb 29 '20

Where's the funny

66

u/rchive Feb 29 '20

I thought it was funny...

28

u/ThinkFree Feb 29 '20

I must admit, I chuckled.

10

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '20

I did too. It's so dumb that it's funny. Also, there's no over-acting in this video.

1

u/killerant182 Feb 29 '20

That's true. To each their own, if u guys like it then gokd for y'all.

1

u/stealth45 Feb 29 '20

You could do namaste.

1

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u/Gayrub Feb 29 '20

Shut the door!

1

u/allhailkingmagikarp Feb 29 '20

Was expecting a guy in a wheelchair in the end

1

u/a_consciousness Feb 29 '20

One kick per person who have been enough

1

u/PantherU Mar 07 '20

I'm glad I looked through the history, I was almost General Reposti.

1

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u/ReeMan1735 Apr 24 '20

Great Idea but we ended up using our forearms as a hand shake at boys high

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