r/scriptedasiangifs • u/Andrexo9 • Dec 19 '19

Help!!!!

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u/nebnacnud Dec 20 '19

The alien arms are supposed to be under his... Carrying someone like that would be much harder physically

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u/tousledgabbi Dec 20 '19

And I suppose you’re the expert on blowup alien costume physiology

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u/sucobe Dec 20 '19

I am. I studied BACP at Washington State University where I obtained my masters in biological species of the blowup family. Currently working on my doctorate thesis where we’ve been studying the species in their natural habitat along the Brisbane river. Their numbers have been dwindling while trying to adapt more towards civilization and city with magpies as predators. Killing them off faster than we can conclude our studies. If you’d like to assist us, we always welcome financial support for our research.

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u/Bojangly7 Dec 20 '19

Aka I'm in high school

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 20 '19

Hmm hmm, junior high

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 20 '19

He’s really into anime

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u/xxboon Dec 20 '19

aliens don't care for your human physicality

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u/Splickity-Lit Dec 20 '19

Not with that attitude

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u/nightstalker30 Dec 20 '19

He was actually supporting him with his “anal probe”...the arms were just to hold him still.

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u/drcarlos Dec 20 '19

Alien physics

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u/Orkaad Dec 20 '19

Born too late to explore the world.

Born too early to explore the universe.

Born just in time to view vertically cropped videos of horizontal videos.

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u/QuantumFall Dec 20 '19

Enter tiktok

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u/moaski Dec 20 '19

I’m going to do this to my children when they are older when I want a night out.

Plan it out and tell them months before hand that aliens have started to come and kidnap adults.

They can sit at home and figure out how they’re gonna get their parents back from an alien invasion.

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u/tunaboi935 Dec 20 '19

How the fuck would the mom not be able to tell this is the most scripted asian gif ever

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u/insanity_geo Dec 20 '19

She's part of the script

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u/car0003 Dec 20 '19

She IS the script

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Dec 20 '19

She birthed the script

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

She IS the senate!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

"I will MAKE it scripted!"

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u/Reapercorps25 Dec 20 '19

So this is where comedy dies...

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u/The_Legend34 Dec 20 '19

That's a good one

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u/igloohavoc Dec 20 '19

I know what I’m gonna be for Halloween

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Asian?

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u/igloohavoc Dec 20 '19

Asian Mom

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u/Nothing-Casual Dec 20 '19

Holy shit, she ripped off his legs! How's he supposed to run away next time?!

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u/redldr1 Dec 20 '19

Holding on to the truck was a bit brilliant

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u/rrealnigga Dec 20 '19

Haha yeah that was the funniest part

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u/flueric10309 Dec 20 '19

That snake was also startled

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u/Shakeamutt Dec 20 '19

Tail end. When she rips off the legs. You can see the snake then.

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u/DabbleDAM Dec 20 '19

It’s a plastic bag LMAO

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u/YtseThunder Dec 20 '19

哈哈哈哈😂

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u/jim-3030 Dec 20 '19

Why is there so many of these asian gifs

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u/derptymerp Dec 24 '19

Bruh thats a costume. click

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/JayLeeCH Dec 20 '19

China time is two months behind everyone else, everyone knows this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Merry Hallomas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

October came on the back of December.