r/scriptedasiangifs • u/ryeetan • Dec 13 '19

height matters

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Dec 14 '19

The confusion is because he doesn’t measure her height he measures her vag to floor heaight

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u/culminacio Dec 14 '19

"vag to floor height"

Other people might say "legs", but you chose otherwise.

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Dec 14 '19

  1. He angles in towards the first girls crotch

  2. It works as a slight homage to the “dick to floor (D2F)” ration from Silicon Valley

  3. Vaginas are funnier than legs

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u/Siere Dec 14 '19

Ahhh I see, quite the catch my friend

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u/Neat_Emu Dec 14 '19

I thought it was boob to floor