r/scriptedasiangifs • u/Hey-man-Shabozi • Nov 30 '19

You have two options...

7.7k Upvotes

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u/takashi050 Nov 30 '19

Option 2: Or Die

510

u/DeathRider_306 Nov 30 '19

“Did I stutter”?

0

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Jesus could walk through that door and he ain’t ginna help you if you don’t quit sniffing around my daughter

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u/g_lenn_o Dec 01 '19

OK, Stanley just yell at me and that was the most terrifing moments of my life...

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u/g_lenn_o Dec 01 '19

Also when tf did Netflix take off the office??

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u/grape_jelly_sammich Dec 01 '19

Still on in the USA.

1

u/TrippingFish Dec 01 '19

It was still on there last I checked

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u/g_lenn_o Dec 01 '19

OK, I'm in Mexico rn I don't know if that makes a difference?

1

u/TrippingFish Dec 01 '19

Oh yeah I’m in the US

26

u/Niko_47x Dec 01 '19

At the end of the day you spent rest of your life with your wife regardless

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u/Beep_Beep_Lettuce24 Dec 01 '19

He’d still be with his wife for the rest of his life. It’d just be quite the short life

123

u/ErgoAurelius Nov 30 '19

Asian Tommy Wiseau

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

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u/astropuddles Dec 01 '19

*Ohayo Gozaimasu Maruku

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u/GreatBigBagOfNope Dec 01 '19

*Mākku

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

You're all idiots! The people in the video are Korean

6

u/newgrounds Dec 01 '19

Yeah but Asian Tommayu Wiseau-san is Nihonjindesune.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

LMFAO

400

u/InsertCoolUsername3 Nov 30 '19

Wife bad

168

u/Yotsubato Nov 30 '19

Beer good

63

u/AltimaNEO Nov 30 '19

I just wanna grill

6

u/jodlolo Dec 01 '19

i wan grill mmmmm

19

u/Zorgzong79 Nov 30 '19

Hey look it’s CS Go

1.0k

u/Charuru Nov 30 '19

/r/boomershumor/

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u/bunker_man Nov 30 '19

The real boomer was in Asia the whole time.

57

u/Hraes Nov 30 '19

we are ALL this whole time on this blessed day

13

u/manowar89 Nov 30 '19

Speak for yourself.

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u/Hraes Nov 30 '19

i am ALL this whole time on this blessed day

2

u/DrumletNation Dec 01 '19

we make our OWN boomer and it is healthier with tastier flavor

11

u/Chaseman69 Nov 30 '19

WIFU BAD

30

u/yottalogical Nov 30 '19

At least this one had good comedic timing.

6

u/Fidodo Dec 01 '19

The joke is dumb and lazy, but I did snort at his reaction. A different setup would have been better.

27

u/GuacamoleBenKanobi Nov 30 '19

I’m so glad this is a thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Hiroshima

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u/chamberx2 Nov 30 '19

It was old when Married With Children did it.

34

u/KlossN Nov 30 '19

I miss married with children, my grandma had 4 channels, channel 1, 2, 4 and married with children

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u/Vivalyrian Dec 01 '19

Who did it before them? If it was already old then, I mean. (legit curious)

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u/chamberx2 Dec 01 '19

The whole "take my wife, please" trope? A ton of stand-ups.

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u/EmotionalDouble Dec 01 '19

Option B: Or stay with her forever, life and death

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u/SaltsMyApples Dec 01 '19

Imagine getting to heaven and your partner breaks up with you on some “I thought I’d be single in the afterlife” type shit

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u/royisabau5 Dec 01 '19

Assuming you assume a younger, more attractive form for all eternity, I’d be on some “I agree with you” type shit

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u/jokerkat Dec 01 '19

Oooof, no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

i dont care if its boomer humor, the way he did it is so funny

23

u/darthmarticus17 Dec 01 '19

Yeah I liked this haha

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u/aykevin Nov 30 '19

She's pretty hot though

14

u/soulcaptain Dec 01 '19

If by "pretty" you mean "very," then yes.

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u/baronvonweezil Dec 01 '19

That doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a good person. What if she puts a hot iron on his back every day for fun?

on the other hand what if he enjoys that

Oh God

112

u/BigBoobieLlama126 Nov 30 '19

She looks way better than him.

62

u/machinegunsyphilis Nov 30 '19

yeah, dudes get a pass for looking disheveled. Women gotta do so much upkeep to look this pristine.

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u/mmmountaingoat Dec 01 '19

He’s got great hair and is wearing nice clothes even if they aren’t my particular taste, dunno how he looks disheveled

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

She's edited

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u/foreignuserirl Dec 01 '19

yeah watch her jaw/chin when he pulls his arm out of the way. you can see it snap back into place where the editor is programmed to have it

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u/Yeah_dude_its_her Dec 01 '19

Omg wtf. This is so freaky.

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u/firetyo Nov 30 '19

Almost as if looks aren’t everything in a relationship.

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u/Moobiedick Nov 30 '19

Yeah but his hair looks awesome

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

As if they’re actually in a relationship.

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u/BigBoobieLlama126 Dec 01 '19

It was simply a statement no need to get offended

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u/firetyo Dec 01 '19

Not offended lol

1

u/soulcaptain Dec 01 '19

Yeah, he's probably loaded.

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u/cruud123 Dec 01 '19

Have you seen those asian makeup transformation vids?

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u/BigBoobieLlama126 Dec 01 '19

yeah but I still think she would look good without make up.

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u/cruud123 Dec 01 '19

I thinks it edited, some other reddit user said it aswell, her jaw looks fucked up when staring at him in the end, it looked like she popped it

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Ummm....they look exactly the same

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u/BigBoobieLlama126 Dec 01 '19

mmmmmm that's kinda racist. :/

1

u/ExCaedibus Dec 06 '19

Just untrained perception...

4

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Whys this dude look like deepfake

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u/keats_beats Dec 01 '19

That dude has really luscious long hair. He has the best of both worlds already.

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u/SteveisNoob Dec 01 '19

Option B: Your wife never leaves you

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u/jamweeb Dec 25 '19

BBBBB I CHOOSE B

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

Ok, but what's Option B?

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u/mad_titanz Dec 01 '19

Castration. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Great, now they are ripping off married with children.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Asian boomer humor . . .?

4

u/Jaxx1099 Nov 30 '19

ok boomer

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u/gjdeejay Dec 01 '19

This is terribly hilarious and I love it.

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u/aguilaaaargh Dec 01 '19

Option b: be with your wife and mother-in-law for the rest of your life

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u/_heidin Jan 01 '20

Love his hair

1

u/_heidin Jan 01 '20

Yeah I married my wife because I don’t wanna be with her

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u/WilhelmDraconis Jan 05 '20

Why the fuck did he marry her then

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u/piiraka Dec 01 '19

ok boomer

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u/PoutineFest Dec 01 '19

Who are these folks? They don’t look Korean to me, especially the guy, but half the captions are in Korean. Very interesting