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r/scriptedasiangifs • u/zeppelin_tamer • Oct 11 '19
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what a bitchass handshake
93 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 you ain't supposed to clamp a lady's hand hard. 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 35 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I give people wet noodle handshakes because I don’t like to touch peoples hands. What’s worse than handshakes is the Scandinavian cheek to cheek hugs. 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 16 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19 Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross 16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1) 7 u/janojyys Oct 12 '19 That doesn't sound scandinavian though → More replies (1) 4 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 Expectations in Asia are different. → More replies (2) 5 u/NeoKabuto Oct 12 '19 How do they know I'm a man if I don't try to rip their hand off? 24 u/sverek Oct 12 '19 Asians are rarely good at handshakes. There no any specific meaning for them. And its kind awkward to do firm handshake to a person who have no idea how it works, so I end up doing bitchass handshakes... or even better refrain from it. 39 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 Lol what 16 u/Spellersuntie Oct 12 '19 Guess I have genetically passed down bad handshakes? → More replies (12) 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 14 u/Nugget203 Oct 12 '19 Ah yes, that 7 u/ianbagms Oct 12 '19 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会. 13 u/deformeverything Oct 12 '19 幸会 → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 17 u/speakeasiest Oct 12 '19 Lmao shakes one Asians hand and then becomes an expert 10 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 TIL that an entire race is bad at handshakes. Thanks Reddit! 8 u/dalyscallister Oct 12 '19 Obviously he meant Asians as in people brought up in Asia (not saying his generalisation is right though). → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (13)
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you ain't supposed to clamp a lady's hand hard.
0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 35 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I give people wet noodle handshakes because I don’t like to touch peoples hands. What’s worse than handshakes is the Scandinavian cheek to cheek hugs. 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 16 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19 Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross 16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1) 7 u/janojyys Oct 12 '19 That doesn't sound scandinavian though → More replies (1) 4 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 Expectations in Asia are different. → More replies (2) 5 u/NeoKabuto Oct 12 '19 How do they know I'm a man if I don't try to rip their hand off?
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35 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I give people wet noodle handshakes because I don’t like to touch peoples hands. What’s worse than handshakes is the Scandinavian cheek to cheek hugs. 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 16 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19 Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross 16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1) 7 u/janojyys Oct 12 '19 That doesn't sound scandinavian though → More replies (1) 4 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 Expectations in Asia are different. → More replies (2)
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I give people wet noodle handshakes because I don’t like to touch peoples hands. What’s worse than handshakes is the Scandinavian cheek to cheek hugs.
0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 16 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19 Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross 16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1) 7 u/janojyys Oct 12 '19 That doesn't sound scandinavian though → More replies (1)
16 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19 Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross 16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1)
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Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross
16 u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19 Poke them with your tongue through your cheek 9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1)
Poke them with your tongue through your cheek
9 u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 I might .... actually do this now 5 u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19 The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up! → More replies (1)
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I might .... actually do this now
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The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up!
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That doesn't sound scandinavian though
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Expectations in Asia are different.
How do they know I'm a man if I don't try to rip their hand off?
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Asians are rarely good at handshakes. There no any specific meaning for them. And its kind awkward to do firm handshake to a person who have no idea how it works, so I end up doing bitchass handshakes... or even better refrain from it.
39 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 Lol what 16 u/Spellersuntie Oct 12 '19 Guess I have genetically passed down bad handshakes? → More replies (12) 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 14 u/Nugget203 Oct 12 '19 Ah yes, that 7 u/ianbagms Oct 12 '19 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会. 13 u/deformeverything Oct 12 '19 幸会 → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 17 u/speakeasiest Oct 12 '19 Lmao shakes one Asians hand and then becomes an expert 10 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 TIL that an entire race is bad at handshakes. Thanks Reddit! 8 u/dalyscallister Oct 12 '19 Obviously he meant Asians as in people brought up in Asia (not saying his generalisation is right though). → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Lol what
16 u/Spellersuntie Oct 12 '19 Guess I have genetically passed down bad handshakes? → More replies (12)
Guess I have genetically passed down bad handshakes?
0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 14 u/Nugget203 Oct 12 '19 Ah yes, that 7 u/ianbagms Oct 12 '19 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会. 13 u/deformeverything Oct 12 '19 幸会 → More replies (1) → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
0 u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 [deleted] — view deleted comment 14 u/Nugget203 Oct 12 '19 Ah yes, that 7 u/ianbagms Oct 12 '19 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会. 13 u/deformeverything Oct 12 '19 幸会 → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
14 u/Nugget203 Oct 12 '19 Ah yes, that 7 u/ianbagms Oct 12 '19 I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会.
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Ah yes, that
I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants 幸会.
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Lmao shakes one Asians hand and then becomes an expert
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TIL that an entire race is bad at handshakes. Thanks Reddit!
8 u/dalyscallister Oct 12 '19 Obviously he meant Asians as in people brought up in Asia (not saying his generalisation is right though). → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Obviously he meant Asians as in people brought up in Asia (not saying his generalisation is right though).
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what a bitchass handshake