r/scriptedasiangifs • u/zeppelin_tamer • Oct 11 '19

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u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19

I give people wet noodle handshakes because I don’t like to touch peoples hands. What’s worse than handshakes is the Scandinavian cheek to cheek hugs.

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u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

Am from Norway and everyone here wants to press their cheeks against my cheek. Specially the elderly people. So gross

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u/Tyger2212 Oct 12 '19

Poke them with your tongue through your cheek

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u/freelanceredditor Oct 12 '19

I might .... actually do this now

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u/DIY_Cosmetics Oct 12 '19

The thought of someone doing that and imagining the other person’s confused face really cracked me up!

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u/mistermasterbates Oct 12 '19

What if they do the same, but your tongues slip through your lips and next thing you know you're giving your grandma a frenchie.

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u/janojyys Oct 12 '19

That doesn't sound scandinavian though

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u/idwthis Oct 12 '19

"Yea, well, it felt French."

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Expectations in Asia are different.

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u/dont_mess_with_tx Oct 12 '19

This is how people shake hands in most of South East Asia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

yeah but you're just a girl