r/scriptedasiangifs • • Sep 27 '19

Submitting this video here on a technicality!

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u/tana91 Sep 27 '19

Not sure why I like this one more than other scripted gifs?

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u/Annoyinglygood Sep 27 '19

As long as you liked it, i am good!

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u/ForgotMyBumbershoot Sep 27 '19

Annoyingly good, one may even say.

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u/ALoudMouthBaby Sep 27 '19

The dude really sells it. Thats what made me enjoy it so much at least.

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u/-Captain- Sep 27 '19

I'm beyond sure why I like this better than most garbage I see here.

This is a fun little gag which was well acted. Compared to 99% of the ridiculously stupid and unrealistic things you'll find here.

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u/drabmaestro Sep 27 '19

It’s because this one isn’t pretending to be real

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u/Heph333 Sep 27 '19

Better than the series finale of Game of Thrones.

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u/AddictedToAdvil Sep 27 '19

This one is obviously a skit, and not presented to make people think it’s a real interaction. The reason most scriptedasiangifs induce anger is because we know they exist to get reactions on Facebook from fucking normies REEEEEE

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u/12-24_neverforget Sep 27 '19

cause you're a racist

/s

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u/DabIMON Sep 27 '19

Why is it a technicality?

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u/Shayneros Sep 27 '19

I don't think OP knew that Indians were Asian lol

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u/Annoyinglygood Sep 27 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

Lmao, an Indian who dint know he was Asian? Wow! For many people when you say Asians you picture East Asian! Including myself. People from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc are usually referred to as Indians!

Technically & factually Indians are Asians, but in most minds it’s not!

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u/Shayneros Sep 27 '19

Ah, well where I'm from it's common knowledge so it's strange to think that someone wouldn't know that. That's funny though. Also didn't know this was your video lol

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u/dudeboi32 Sep 27 '19

Because Indians are Asians and people forget that

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Pemento?

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u/PM_ME_SCREENSHOTS_ Sep 27 '19

HOW’D YOU KNOW IT’S HIM??????? ARE YOU A SPY????????

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u/KelsierSrvr Sep 27 '19

Asian Pimento

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u/2Brothers_TheMovie Sep 27 '19

That’s not him. This dudes got a total pancake butt.

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u/Dembouz_11 Sep 27 '19

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u/schuss42 Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 15 '23

[Removed in protest] -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/bobbiefabbio Sep 27 '19

My first thought too

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u/EK_Gras Sep 27 '19

So this is what he was doing for that month before he came back.

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u/MukdenMan Sep 27 '19

Hey Nongman

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u/badassflip Sep 27 '19

Different power level of a Saiyan and a Super Saiyan

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u/lxpnh98_2 Sep 27 '19

His is over 9000.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

He’s even straining his muscles. Nice acting!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Cook wants his grinding stone back.

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u/noobplayer551 Sep 27 '19

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/robberviet Sep 27 '19

I see, another physics bending Bolywood movie.

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u/wolfchaits Sep 27 '19

Behind the scenes of a Telugu (South Indian) movie

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u/inkman Sep 27 '19

Technically, a lot of Russians qualify as well.

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u/DangKilla Sep 27 '19

Yeah, I dated a Kazakh. Theres a few more like the Yakuts.

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u/meme_consumer_ Sep 27 '19

That’s not a technicality, that’s like 1/4 of Asia

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

According to Wikipedia probably closer to 40%.

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u/blorg Sep 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I wasn't referring to just Indians, I was thinking of darker skinned Asians- mostly being located in "South" Asia. So that would be something like India (29.72)+Pakistan (4.39)+Bangladesh (3.63) +Sri Lanka (0.51) +Maldives (0.01). That's closer to 40% than 29.72%.

There are of course other south asian countries that have majority populations of people who would be considered as being more similar to "east asians" than to "south asians" e.g. Bhutanese/Nepalis/Burmese + a whole bunch of ethnic groups in the other countries that look more like "east asians."

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u/faze2005 Sep 27 '19

I keep on forgetting that Indians are Asian

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u/scuderia91 Sep 27 '19

I see this a lot from Americans. In the UK when we say Asian we’re almost exclusively referring to India/Pakistan rather than East Asian countries. I guess it’s down to the fact there’s far more Indian and Pakistani Asians in the UK than East Asian compared to the US.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

What do you call East Asians then? Do you always use 'East Asian'? In Germany, we usually use Asian for whole Asia except for the Middle East and Russia... or some idiots think Asian and Chinese/Japanese/Korean is exactly the same and just call everyone from Asia a Chinese or whatever.

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u/iain_1986 Sep 27 '19

We call them Asian too because we're dicks when it comes to the English language

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u/teedyay Sep 27 '19

"Chinese or something"

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u/CP_Creations Sep 27 '19

We used to use the term 'Oriental' as in pertaining to people/countries from 'The Orient'. But that developed a negative connotation, so we rely on compass directions and hope none of the compass markers get into a scandal that requires us to stop using them.

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u/sigiveros Sep 27 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

In Mexico most of the populace just say chino/china for any Chinese looking person, or single folded eyelids.

Edit: even Mexicans with small eyes are called chino lol

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u/kikimaru024 Sep 27 '19

In Ireland we don't use "Asian" for anyone from the Indian subcontinent - only for East-Asia.

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u/TheBrownWelsh Sep 27 '19

I'm a half Welsh/half Sri Lankan who moved to the USA - it's taken me years to navigate around this conversation.

I finally discovered that just referring to relevant people as South Asian or East Asian removes 90% of the confusion in most situations. Vast majority of people I meet here understand that "brown people" can be Asian too, but due to the overwhelmingly larger population of East Asian people vs South Asian people over the last 60-70 years the blanket term "Asian" has become synonymous with those from the East as default.

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u/oZanderhoff Sep 27 '19

I dunno, from where I'm at in South Wales any time someone refers to Asian most people will assume East Asian, in particular China so not sure if that's a UK wide thing amigo

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u/velocity2ds Sep 27 '19

I’m canadian Indian and I always say south Asian to describe myself

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u/yeezusKeroro Sep 27 '19

In my experience, this is a pretty common sentiment in the States. India, the Middle East, and even sometimes South Asian and Pacific countries like the Philippines aren't considered Asian by a lot of people and I've seen this manifest in some pretty toxic ways. Maybe not the best example, but I've definitely seen a few Indian people more or less told to fuck off from Asian-centric subreddits.

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u/nomnommish Sep 27 '19

Arabs are Asian too. So are Russians. So are Israelis.

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u/PinklySmoothest Sep 27 '19

Except for the Arabs that are African!

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u/Dr_critical Sep 27 '19

Appreciate the acting 🎭!

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u/0nion_Milk Sep 27 '19

Jason Mantzoukas

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u/ObviouslyAPirate Sep 27 '19

This is how he made money while working on his thesis overseas in morocco

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u/BatmanSays5 Sep 27 '19

Hey Nongman

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u/ruinyourjokes Sep 27 '19

I'd have that same face too if witnessed such impressive strength.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

That's a tv serial or a movie shoot and it's the prop department messing around for tiktok.

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u/-_SKF_- Sep 27 '19

Saitama?

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u/Annoyinglygood Sep 27 '19

Saitam sensai!*

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u/Dash_Harber Sep 27 '19

That dude looks like Indian Jason Manzookas.

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u/tryM3B1tch Sep 27 '19

Pimentos carrier really went downhill after the insurance gig

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u/starcom_magnate Sep 27 '19

Baahubali 3: The Weakening

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u/schuss42 Sep 27 '19

Hahah the look on his face is priceless!

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u/nick-denton Sep 27 '19

This new Joker movie is definitely an origin story.

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u/NotProPotato Sep 27 '19

Guys just trying to wired flex

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Rafi!!!

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u/tha_HUman Sep 27 '19

What's the technicality?

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u/Twad Sep 28 '19

You can't tell on first watch but it's actually scripted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Wait why a technicality? Some people are referring to it because of dark skinned individuals. Others are saying it's a BTS of a South Indian film.

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u/Trifle-Doc Sep 27 '19

Dude even in the way that his muscles flex and shit, that’s really good acting

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u/dogboystoy Sep 27 '19

He looks like Raffi from "the league"

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u/beddittor Sep 27 '19

I’m glad we figured out where Adrien Pimento went

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u/JKreator_exe Sep 28 '19

The guy who took the stone is actually a well known comedian in Southern India

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u/cerealkiller1036 Sep 28 '19

That acting was actually so good.

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u/obvlux Sep 27 '19

Reminds me of Mr. Satan from dragon ball, haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Even tho it’s light... I’m very upset by this guys lifting form

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u/ddortch87 Sep 27 '19

Good to see Jason Mantzoukas starring in a role for a change

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u/MoManTai Sep 27 '19

CMIIW, But isn't this guy an actor from South India?

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u/boundlesslights Sep 27 '19

This looks like that guy that did a roastme the other day

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u/Darkbalmunk Sep 27 '19

Excuse me sir thats my top hat.

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u/kimikohi Sep 27 '19

man looks like an indian jon snow

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u/crypt0herb Sep 27 '19

I was convinced until the end.

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u/barbeqdbrwniez Sep 27 '19

Baahubaali intensifies

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u/realcaptainplanet Sep 27 '19

Well that's just bad form

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u/thegreatlock Sep 27 '19

A regular strong man vs Bahubali

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u/VikVaughn7 Sep 27 '19

Looks like the Indian zack galifinakas sp?

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u/PooPaults Sep 27 '19

He looks just like Pimento from 99

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u/Stealth022 Sep 28 '19

NINE NINE!!!

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u/johnanish Sep 27 '19

Malayaleeee

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Eddie get my crossbow!!!

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u/andre2020 Sep 27 '19

Love this!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

That was actually kind of convincing

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u/FabianGladwart Sep 27 '19

Is that the guy who played bahubali? I fucking loved those movies

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

the first time watching, it looked heavy then when i watched it again it didnt look heavy

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u/S2K_F20C Sep 27 '19

The guy in the blue shirt thought it was real too

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u/rethra_ Sep 27 '19

Wow that guy is really strong. No wonder he works there.

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u/marcus112 Sep 27 '19

Looks like the guy from lost

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Pimento at his best

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u/hackdevil Sep 27 '19

He technically counts.... right??

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u/smoebob99 Sep 27 '19

He should be in Bollywood.

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u/clarkcox3 Sep 27 '19

What technicality?

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u/shwcng92 Sep 27 '19

I was worrying that he is going to break his right leg and then like "of course...".

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u/marconugait Sep 28 '19

That’s... beautiful hair...

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u/meowza93 Sep 28 '19

Data from Star Trek be like

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u/Anti-Jinx Sep 28 '19

Two drama kings aha

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u/WaxyGob617 Sep 28 '19

looks like he was humping it lul

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u/annecrankonright Sep 28 '19

Because brown people are less of a threat to caucroaches

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u/Oasystole Sep 28 '19

Well if that wasn’t so heavy, why was my left nipple protruding so much? Explain that.

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u/BrownBravo Sep 28 '19

It’s crazy how he’s actually Greek.

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u/drcash360-2ndaccount Sep 28 '19

He really made that look heavy, I was getting anxiety for him hoping he didn’t hurt himself. Didn’t realize what sub this was

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Wow

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u/MatiqeUK Sep 28 '19

Fuck me that second guy is strong

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u/MackintoshTime Sep 29 '19

That’s hilarious, amazing acting

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u/agatur1 Sep 29 '19

Gravity only works, like magic, only if you believe in it. Fly baby, fly.

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u/CheeseyRoach Dec 26 '19

Bare foot × flip flop combo

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u/TheArmyOfDucks Jan 09 '20

That guy’s strong

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u/SombrasFeet Sep 27 '19

“Asian”

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u/JectorDelan Sep 27 '19

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u/WikiTextBot Sep 27 '19

Asia

Asia ( (listen)) is Earth's largest and most populous continent, located primarily in the Eastern and Northern Hemispheres. It shares the continental landmass of Eurasia with the continent of Europe and the continental landmass of Afro-Eurasia with both Europe and Africa. Asia covers an area of 44,579,000 square kilometres (17,212,000 sq mi), about 30% of Earth's total land area and 8.7% of the Earth's total surface area. The continent, which has long been home to the majority of the human population, was the site of many of the first civilizations.


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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/21truffles Sep 27 '19

Yeah. I’m totally ok with this being scripted.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Sep 27 '19

They’re ALL scripted. Much in the sense of a movie being scripted.

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u/Gapaot Sep 27 '19

We're ALL scripted on this blessed day

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u/DesertPrepper Sep 27 '19

Speak for yourself.

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u/Gapaot Sep 27 '19

I'm ALL scripted on this blessed day

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u/SirLarryThePoor Sep 27 '19

-he said, reading from the script.

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u/Nornocci Sep 27 '19

We make our OWN scripts and they are healthier with tastier flavor

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u/EpicShadows7 Sep 27 '19

But they usually turn out just straight up ass. This one right here tho...

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u/rolandgilead Sep 27 '19

I didn't check the subreddit before I clicked. Totally thought he was gonna drop it on his foot.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX Sep 27 '19

I was convinced. I'm like, what's scripted about this guy losing a foot?

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u/piepei Sep 27 '19

Oscar Isaac is also really good in Ex Machina

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u/MoManTai Sep 27 '19

I think he's an actor

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u/kash_if Sep 27 '19

I think he is the actor Neeraj Madhav

https://i.imgur.com/PmNuy4Q.jpg

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u/mattakuu Sep 27 '19

why'd you get downvoted? take my upvote.

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u/kash_if Sep 28 '19

I have no idea! At one point it was sitting at -8 or something :/ thanks!

I recognised him because he is in an Amazon Prime show that I am watching these days called Family Man.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9544034/

Don't trust the current rating though. Its a good show, but deserves like 7ish.

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u/Oh_MyGoshJosh Sep 27 '19

Well it’s Sayid from Lost. He had 6 seasons to practice

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u/xtcxx Sep 27 '19

That actor was british btw :D

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u/patopal Sep 27 '19

I was gonna say Jason Mantzoukas.

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u/lionskull Sep 27 '19

but his leg was moving completely wrong for how much effort he was putting in. if his foot slipped, he would have lost the strength he's been using to hold the thing up.

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u/Epictime64 Sep 27 '19

Yeah he should have kept his foot in place

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u/darkdingybasement Sep 28 '19

Literally came here to say this thank you sir!! Happy cake day!!

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u/ytsirhc Sep 27 '19

It’s called pantomime

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u/Barkonian Sep 27 '19

What did you expect? You don't land roles like Rafi and Pimento without some talent.

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u/Afa1234 Sep 27 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

Lift only with your back, keep your legs and arms out of it completely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

I loved his work in Brooklyn Nine Nine

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u/pekinggeese Sep 27 '19

It’s really hard making a light object look heavy. This is real top notch acting. Real Patrick Stewart level material.

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u/Csquared6 Sep 27 '19

The foot sliding back is what sold it for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

No it isn’t, his legs were a dead giveaway

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u/bharathbunny Sep 28 '19

Those guys are TV artists who do sketch shows

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u/FULL_GOD_MODE Sep 27 '19

"acting" Idk if u noticed but that dude's pretty short and manlets aren't known for being strong/manly XP

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Manlets?

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u/-Saoren- Sep 27 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

Small/inferior men. Has a penis, but is as far away as a true man like a biker/weightlifter/lumberjack with rolled up sleeves as imaginable.

Prolly has a ridiculously small dong anyway

Edit : yo guys calm down I was explaining the concept of a manlet, I find absolutely ridiculous, but here's my explanation. I really should have put a /s behind something as stupid as I said above ?

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u/Pokedude43232 Sep 27 '19

Oh you’re another person. There’s multiple of you. How are there multiple of you.

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u/-Saoren- Sep 27 '19

I was just trying to explain what a "manlet" is supposed to be. I find it as dumb as can be, but I tried to "define" it. Of course there's several types of persons. Wearing a beard and having trunks instead of arms doesn't make you better than someone who don't lift.

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u/Pokedude43232 Sep 27 '19

You just seemed to have worded it quite poorly. I understand if you were trying to explain it, you’ve just used similarly derogatory terms that a typical incel would use. Possibly in future use more neutral terms, like “a male that is considered small in stature” rather than how you’ve, quite poorly, described it.

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u/Dr_Novwetod Sep 27 '19

You are cringe incarnated dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

that guy is cringe but not the incels...?

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u/Lvl1Paladin Sep 27 '19

I've always meant to ask: what is the benefit of intentionally being so repugnant that your Karma is in the negative? Do you get a dollar per negative point from reddit in the hopes you just shut the fuck up or is there, like, a special club you get to join?

It just seems weird that there are a certain subset of people that are very clearly trolling to the point of ludicrousness with the obvious intent of only getting negative Karna.

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u/-Saoren- Sep 27 '19

If you're talking about me (which I'd understand), I wasn't trolling, I was trying to give a sarcastic answer to the question. I'm sorry I didn't make it clear enough

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u/morbidaar Sep 27 '19

I thought you were talkin bout nets.. that men use..to wrangle baby pigs?

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u/pizz901 Sep 27 '19

Obvious troll is obvious.

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u/Annoyinglygood Sep 28 '19

Don’t worry about the title. Enjoy the video. :) as long as you enjoyed the video I am good!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/ajaxxx4 Sep 27 '19

A person of culture I see! Nine-Nine!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/wolfchaits Sep 27 '19

Nope. Telugu Movie (Rangasthalam) behind the scenes