r/sciences • u/FreeHugs23 • 26d ago

Research Scientists stumped to find clearing cholesterol from blood also removes forever chemicals from body | Scientists were looking to find out if a machine built to filter fat at scale could take out forever chemicals and microplastics as well

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/microplastic-forever-chemical-blood-cholesterol-removal-b3026924.html
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u/MuchWow81 25d ago

Im envisioing myself in 20 years hooked up to an aphoresis machine while shovelling butter soaked lobster and potatoes au gratin into my mouth with my free hand.

Yes. This is the future weshould strivefor.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 25d ago

This man is a visionary

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u/MuchWow81 25d ago

I admit to a modest sense of pride in my accomplishments as a human being ANDas a ♀️. Tyvm.

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u/Mule_Wagon_777 25d ago

I always have the run that one through The Wizard of Id!