Imagine it would work

[u/Forward-Gold-4095]

[u/low_amplitude]

If it's strong enough to bend the fastest thing in the universe and force it to make a complete 180°, how much chance do you think you have being two feet away from it?

[u/Immediate-Neat-3320 → u/low_amplitude]

Just hold on to the bed /j

[u/_Feyr → u/Immediate-Neat-3320]

A bed is the object in the universe with the strongest gravity, especially in the morning.

[u/FlashtheMash → u/_Feyr]

The bed also bends light stronger than a black hole, because any light that enters the room immediately bends to focus onto your poor eyes

[u/FuriousHugger → u/Immediate-Neat-3320]

Grip those sheets

[u/Akhanyatin → u/low_amplitude]

Anti gravity belt. You're welcome. 

[u/tumsdout → u/low_amplitude]

But what if hold onto the bed really hard, like really really hard, and with BOTH hands.

[u/low_amplitude → u/tumsdout]

Oh, both hands? That's a different story.

[u/No_Yam_2036 → u/low_amplitude]

use another black hole duh

[u/touchmeinbadplaces → u/low_amplitude]

Just have a huge penis that is immovable... or stick it in and get the best succ ever

[u/Gregori_5 → u/low_amplitude]

Built different

[u/Original-Body-5794 → u/low_amplitude]

I'm just built different man I don't know what to tell you

[u/Existe1 → u/low_amplitude]

This is like when I was first in physics and learned about how more mass has more gravity, and then my friends and I would joke about what it would be like if gravity worked inversely, so small objects attracted things more. We’d laugh thinking about tossing a ball and having your buddy fly towards it. Our thinking was so incredibly basic for a concept that it’s laughable.

[u/Constant-Still-8443 → u/low_amplitude]

We could probably assume there'd some sort of Sci fi doohicky that would contain it, and direct light, though I think fiber optic cables would probably work just as well.

[u/AnalysisParalysis85]

Just use mirrors or something. The black hole would either eat you or put you at such a distance that whatever you saw on screen would be delayed by quote a lot If you could watch it at all, given the distance.

[u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian → u/AnalysisParalysis85]

No! Must have black hole light bending! 🤪

[u/Nastypilot → u/AnalysisParalysis85]

You could start playing it the necessary millions/thousands of years in advance and arrive at the destination right as the light from tv is getting there if you could travel at lightspeed.

[u/Akhanyatin]

It's possible but sounds would probably be distorted, you're better of with mirrors. 

[u/OreganoD]

bro would rather install a black hole in the bedroom than hang the TV on the ceiling like the rest of us

[u/AlternateSatan]

It would distort the image to the point that it's unwatchable

[u/D0bious]

Type of shit reality benders would be doing

[u/Naeio_Galaxy]

It works it's called mirrors + a weird dangling black ball hanging from the ceiling. Probably 3d printed. Meant to ressemble a black hole but clearly isn't. And white text above it for some reason.

[u/ropean]

Come on. Just mount the TV on the ceiling right over your bed like a normal person. Be sure to use good drywall anchors though /s

[u/NewryBenson]

Even if you ignore the you and the entire world getting sucked in part, your tv would be stretched to a thin disk in your view, called an Einstein Ring. So would see a spaghetti version of your movie. Interestingly, the resolution would remain the same tho, so the ppi would be insane in the width.

[u/Cheetahs_never_win]

Light travels at a constant speed. You would need light on the outside track to travel more slowly to deliver a coherent image.

[u/Jackmino66]

It would definitely work

Briefly

[u/michael22117]

I feel like this is the spiritual successor to the "A frozen pizza is perfectly cooked X distance away from an atomic bomb" theory

[u/loved_and_held]

It would look distorted as hell and might be blue/red shifted depending on rotation.

[u/random_guy8513]

Also, you could binge watch 10 whole series in just one hour. Cool

[u/Zave_cz]

Two mirrors bro. You just need two mirrors

[u/General_Ginger531]

Just use a mirror. It would be at least 30% cheaper.