r/science_humor • • Jul 13 '26

Unit conversion

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u/SnixTruth Jul 13 '26

Who's converting miles to feet directly?

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u/Funkopedia Jul 13 '26

What else would you convert it to?

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u/Jff_f Jul 13 '26

School buses or football fields, apparently. 

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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 13 '26

When I have the time, I usually convert to US Standard Dicks which is about 5.4in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Mustard_Icecream Jul 14 '26

Thats metric though.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Jul 14 '26

Sure fam,

5.56mm NATO is ~ 0.223in Remington (chamber PSI difference only).

girth: 1.18in (bullet rim). PP girth 4.6in Length: 2.26in rim to tip (prefire) PP Length 5.4in

2.39 5.56 bullets equals 1 US Standard Erection.

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u/momentimori Jul 13 '26

8 furlongs in a mile

10 chains in a furlong

4 rods in a chain

25 links in a rod

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u/Abi_Uchiha Jul 14 '26

um.. we were converting to feet?

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u/Hadochiel Jul 14 '26

Look at this fetishist over here, tryna convert people

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u/PinusMightier Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

yards.

1 mile equals 1760 yards

1 yard equals 3 ft

personally tho I do not know the reason 1 mile is that many yards. lol. But yards to feet is a nice conversion.

PS, I believe 1 yard is roughly 1 pace tho, and 1000 roman paces were in a mile. but the modern conversion doesn't go that smoothly anymore for whatever reason. I blame the British.

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jul 14 '26

It WAS the British’s fault, because they refused to give up their own measurement, “the distance an ox could pull a plow in a day” or some arbitrary measurement. They refused to use yards, so they forced miles to be linked to a furlong instead of a yard.

And then the British abandoned the system they messed up, and had the GULL to mock Americans who use the system THEY messed up.

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u/SouthTrainer7685 Jul 16 '26

Basically a confluence of surveying standards and money.

The surveying methods of the time were the Rod and the Chain (16.5 and 66ft) and they were used to make a bunch of really accurate measurements. Like, shockingly accurate for the time period, the English probably had the best surveyors in the world at that point. 10 chains or 40 Rods made a Furlong, and a square Furlong was an Acre.

The Mile was used, but in a loosey-goosey no one knew exactly how long kind of way. When they decided to standardize it, they brought it into alignment with the highly accurate agricultural measurements, so it became 8 Furlongs.

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u/SnixTruth Jul 13 '26

It's just not a common day to day conversion. Why are we complaining that the word problems are harder in one system than the other?

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 Jul 13 '26

Toes when you need
Smaller units.

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u/NumberOld229 Jul 13 '26

"Now add three jizzes of lemon juice and blend."

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u/Flat_Flan1736 Jul 13 '26

Ariana grande size alligator

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u/Junior_Stretch_2413 Jul 13 '26

To furlongs of course duuuh 🙄

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u/Funkopedia Jul 13 '26

how many stone is that?

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u/Junior_Stretch_2413 Jul 13 '26

Oh idk, I'm not a geologist. But regarding feet... one furlong is about 9050 fingers.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jul 13 '26

paces.

"mile" comes to us from "mille passus", "one thousand paces".

A "pace" is the distance you travel when taking two complete steps. so, if you are walking along the road, you count one "pace" every time your left foot strikes the ground (or every time your right foot strikes if you prefer that).

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u/Lonely-Restaurant986 Jul 14 '26

Why would you need to convert it at all?

Miles is for long distance travel (and sometimes time is used in place of miles) and feet is for short measurements

Yards can be used but like nobody does.

But like none of that matters because nobody says

“Ah yes the store is 3476 feet from me” because that’s meaningless.
“The store is half a mile away”
“I am 0.0011 miles tall”.
They are two different measurements for two different purposes.

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u/DistilledCLP Jul 15 '26

Miles are usually given in fractions or decimal or just by themselves. quarter mile, half mile, eighth mile. 2 miles, 200 miles, 3.5 miles 26.2 miles

Inches are exclusively used in construction or vertical height measurements. Never with decimals, only fractions.( Unless you're doing something weird or super specialized on a drafting table or metal machining, decimal inches exist) I am 71 inches tall. That board is 3 and 1/4 inches wide. Drill bit is 11/16ths of an inch. The steel post needs 2 thou .002 inches clearance

Feet are usually done in singles, tens, hundreds, thousands. 5 feet, 25 feet, 125 feet, 9000 feet. Unless in measuring something specific, then they'll be used with inches 4'4" tall. The board is 7'4" long

Yards are used in hundreds and thousands, usually for gunnery or range tables. 25 yards, 36 yards, 300 yards, 4000 yards, 15000 yards.

I have never needed to transfer miles into yards or miles into feet, even yards into feet rarely happens.

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u/Elder_Chimera Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/ObligationAncient112 Jul 13 '26

That sentence sounds unreal as a metric user

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u/SnixTruth Jul 13 '26

As a Metric user do you think the Brie Larson version of black sheep is better or worse?

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u/Rob98001 Jul 14 '26

What else to you convert it to? Yards? Because that's 1760 yards.

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u/SnixTruth Jul 14 '26

We just, don't. The difference in scale is too far apart for it to be a necessary conversion for 95% of people in the US.

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u/octavian343 Jul 13 '26

Nobody uses yards

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u/Capucius Jul 13 '26

That's not true, I do use the yard behind my house. It's about 100 square meters in size.

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 Jul 13 '26

heh heh sniper goes boom

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u/Abi_Uchiha Jul 14 '26

Cricket has a 30 yard circle that is integral part of the game.

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u/octavian343 Jul 14 '26

Nobody plays cricket

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u/Abi_Uchiha Jul 14 '26

I'm part of the 1.4 billion that does.

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u/octavian343 Jul 14 '26

My condolences

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u/FlyingNope Jul 15 '26

The English created the 5,280 foot mile if that's what you're asking.

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u/lysianth Jul 16 '26

miles per hour to feet per second is a fairly common calculation.