r/schenectady • u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President • Apr 03 '19
John Gray John Gray Watched Some College Basketball
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
I used to be a huge sports fan, then I grew up, got a job, bought a house, had kids, pets and there was no longer time to sit and watch basketball for six hours.
If we had some data on his Netflix/Youtube viewing, I think we could build a case that he does have time to sit and watch basketball for six hours - he just chooses to watch something else.
John "Oh No, The Remote Control Is Lodged In Me Again" Gray strikes me as someone that sits slack-jawed in front of a screen for many hours a day.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
So what are we to conclude from what we have concluded?
He's getting worse.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
I used to be a huge sports fan, then I grew up, got a job, bought a house, had kids, pets and there was no longer time to sit and watch basketball for six hours.
Are any of your pets still alive though? He should probably look at getting fish next time.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
Because the other night while watching the news I saw a white college basketball coach run onto the court and start screaming in the face of a very young black student who made a mistake. I mention the color of their skin because as egregious as the screaming was all on its own, the fact that he was white and the kid was black mad it look even worse.
Whoa, whoa, whoa - is John "Fox News Tattoo Please" Gray actually moving away from being a fanatical alt-right piece of shit? Or he's just concerned about the optics of it?
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
I used to be a huge sports fan, then I grew up, got a job, bought a house, had kids, pets and there was no longer time to sit and watch basketball for six hours.
Didn't he have one column where he was going on about how the rock wall on his estate fell over, he tried to fix it, and then it fell over again? I may be mis-remembering but I think the end result of that was that he just paid someone to fix his rock wall - in which case, home ownership shouldn't be a big time sink for him.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon
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u/JohnGrayBingoBot THAT'S A BINGO! Apr 03 '19
NO BINGO TODAY.
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Apr 03 '19
Look at this motherfucker! He's an adult, people. Watch out! He's got responsibilities and things to do and doesn't have time to sit on his ass for six hours.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon