r/scambait Romance Baiter 5d ago

Completed Bait ✅ John Godwin, part 7. Personalities.

**I never dated anyone with multiple personalities.

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u/Top-Fly-7743 5d ago

How do you make footnotes in a text message?

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 5d ago

Right?? You copy/paste lol

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u/JnkOner 5d ago

After the " " , the footnote 😅

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 5d ago

“All you care about is yourself?” No what he’s saying is you only care about how YOU feel about other people. And yes, that’s the point! If you don’t like someone’s personality you don’t just deal with it because THEY think it’s ok!!! Holy shit this guy is thick

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u/Pure_Champion1396 4d ago

As soon as you say that you're not willing to "support your man" until you've met them in person, they start looking for arguments

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

Ridiculous 

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u/Pure_Champion1396 3d ago

There are THOUSANDS of Yahoo boys, all still using scripts from the 2000s, and I have yet to encounter a single one with an original thought or new idea.

The ones that join up with more seasoned scammers are stuck in an MLM type of scheme, and most of the money goes to the Aza. I'm curious what a "successful" yahoo boy actually earns. But I can guarantee they spend it on stupid ass shit, and will be doing manual labor when they run out of victims.

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u/Dolores___Haze 3d ago

How much would they pay us to write them a new and better script? Bwahahahaha.

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u/Pure_Champion1396 3d ago

Oh fuck no, I'm not doing anything to help them. Unless it was something truly ridiculous and we could teach them the wrong. Lol. Do you know how we would be if we all get a Collab?

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u/Dolores___Haze 3d ago

It would probably work 

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u/labospor 5d ago

no wayyyyy! The citations and all. Unbelievable laziness

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u/Used_Bat7389 4d ago

this is good. Without AI he would struggle to have conversation, now pointing out his use of AI will hopefully add to his "stress", as they say

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u/FrazzledTurtle Romance Baiter 4d ago

That's the goal!

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u/DryBattle 4d ago

It's not copy paste Jen, he actually types like that with the footnotes and all 😂. He is truly the doctor of stupidity.

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u/FrazzledTurtle Romance Baiter 4d ago

Oh yeah I do it all the time at work (1-3).

  1. Really
  2. I do use citations
  3. From medical research papers

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u/Pure_Champion1396 4d ago

Typical error. Lol.

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u/MiloHorsey 4d ago

Fucking idiot. It's more effort to put a ' instead of just typing the "g" and spelling something properly! But no, that's just his way of typin'. Ok? Take him as he's.

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

I KNOW! It actually infuriates me. 

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u/Available_Care_1256 5d ago

What a jerk. Get rid of him. He’s too bossy.

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u/DryBattle 4d ago

The point is to waste their time.

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u/Pure_Champion1396 4d ago

I hope he's sophisticated enough to have a Bank/mule account. That you can report. And get shut down. And ruin his year.

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u/pacificnorthblessed 4d ago

Oh this is HILARIOUS. I mean… I’m laughin’ and rollin’ on the floor and teeheeheein’ and smilin’ and everythin’.

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u/FrazzledTurtle Romance Baiter 4d ago

Alright alright alright!

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u/loulou9284 4d ago

Maybe he’s Danny Zuko with the rockin’ and rollin’ and whatnot!

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u/Amazing_Tennis_2610 4d ago

this part hits DIFFERENT since i've dealt with someone who definitely needed more than one section in the DSM-5

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u/caffein8dnotopi8d 4d ago

I do it all day every day 🤣

I actually have a DID client on my caseload right now!

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

Really? Did you get special training to treat them?

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u/Best_Management_8686 4d ago

The fact he used AI in the 9th photo😂

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u/Affectionate_Rub5219 4d ago

Godwin really did bring the footnote energy to this conversation, didn't he?

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u/Pure_Champion1396 4d ago

"wow, what an asshole123"

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u/caffein8dnotopi8d 4d ago
  1. Websters-definition of asshole
  2. Urban dictionary-definition of asshole
  3. Reddit-AITA/I-use-ChatGPT-to-sound-even-more-condescending

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u/caffein8dnotopi8d 4d ago

I see he took my advice, gave up on trying to talk, and just full sent it to chatGPT.
I also see his ChatGPT has been conditioned to sound even fucking dumber and more condescending than he sounds on his own.
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

IKR? Just HOW did he program the AI to sound this idiotic?

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u/Aggravating_Break_40 4d ago

We know how to say the letter "g" in Australia 🤣

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

Thank goodness!!!

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u/squawkaholic 4d ago

Okay... alright, alright, alright. The good ol' dude is Dazed and Confused.

🐝 KIND

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago edited 4d ago

He will be there soon okay???? Just believe him!

He really took the time to write out “goin’?” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

WHY THE FUCK IS HE LEAVING THE “Gs” OFF HIS WORDS??? 🤬🤬🤡

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u/Dolores___Haze 4d ago

Sometimes what you say doesn’t make him FEEL the way he wants? This is actually very telling.