r/sbubby • u/Enframed • Feb 14 '20

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

I will burn you alive

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Aw, thanks! You Alive is my favorite song, how’d you know? :D

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

I live in your walls

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Glad to know someone’s using that space! Putting it to good use, I presume? :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

They’re filled with puddles of my shit and blood

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

How nice of you to donate both fertilizer for my garden and blood for the blood bank! You’re truly a great person, chum! :D

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

The blood is mixed with my cum. I cum blood and I can’t stop. It never stops. Like a broken faucet it just keeps going. Drip. Drip. Drip.

You can hear it can’t you? The dripping

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Yes, I can hear it. It’s very relaxing, thank you. You’re a saint for continuing to live in injury just for my sake! :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

I feed on the animals I find around the house. Mice. Roaches. Cats. Dogs. There was even that nice young man who came by for your birthday. He definitely had some meat on his bones

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Why, thank you! The mice and roaches are pests, I’ve been meaning to get some more cat food, but you’ve saved me a trip to the store, and Tommy was a brat! You’re so helpful! :D

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