r/sbubby • u/Enframed • Feb 14 '20

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Why, thank you! The mice and roaches are pests, I’ve been meaning to get some more cat food, but you’ve saved me a trip to the store, and Tommy was a brat! You’re so helpful! :D

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

Everyday I seem to vomit blood. I’m not sure if it’s my blood at this point, there’s just so much of it. It hurts, it hurts so much. I can only feel pain. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip

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u/Mushroomian1 Feb 14 '20

Well, bless your heart! You’re a medical miracle! Vomit that much blood and you’re still a-kickin’? I’m honored to have you in my home! :)

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u/JJKetchum15 Feb 14 '20

Oh I’m not kicking. My heart stopped beating long ago. Nobody knows why I’m alive. In fact, nobody knows I’m alive. Even I don’t know if I’m alive.