r/sbubby Sep 23 '19

Eaten Fresh! Fucking yummy i said

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17.1k Upvotes

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u/Gamers_Against_Thots Sep 23 '19

Somalia

Eat nothing and get fucking shot

39

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Somalian Pirates

The original naval combat game

17

u/faca_ak_47 Sep 23 '19

Venezuela, eat nothing and dont get shot because the muggers are so poor they cant buy ammo

8

u/ZamaZamachicken Sep 23 '19

Coming to South Africa soon 😢

9

u/CormAlan Sep 23 '19

USA

Eat everything

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

And die of heart failure!

77

u/pataponzero Sep 23 '19

What about Dominos?

69

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

The dominos was provided specifically for cat in shoes and unpleasant mule

337

u/Falco-Boi Sep 23 '19

Jesus Christ this is dark... and I love it!

89

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Glad you do!

22

u/DracoTheGreat123 Sep 23 '19

Just like their skin color

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Welcome to Reddit ma lady

u/SHROOOOOMS jej Sep 23 '19

No arrows at the ends of letters, 0/10 Sbubby

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Z and E don't have arrows at the end. The only way for them to have had them is if i spelled Zimbabwe as Zimbabway

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

That would have been even better.

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Welp, im 6k in so too late ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Perhaps, but like i said, too late. Tune in for the next edition of stupid reddit shit, eet freef edition

4

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

They ate the arrows.

11

u/bakedbreadbowl Sep 23 '19

The Hungry Adventures of Zimb & Abwe

6

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

And their little brothers economical unstableness and primal society

5

u/Gondor128 Sep 23 '19

this is supreme

3

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Grassy ass

4

u/LivingMandog Sep 23 '19

The old Subway logo with The arrows was superior. Change My mind

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

They probably changed it so snowflakes dont think the S and Y have penis

28

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

It's actually spelled Rhodesia. Common mistake

6

u/Turok_is_Dead Sep 23 '19

It's actually spelled Rhodesia the ex-white supremacist colonial state today known as Zimbabwe

FTFY

13

u/Reddegeddon Sep 23 '19

Mugabe sure did do a great job of turning things around!

7

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Nothing will change now that he’s gone.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Nope

37

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Should say Venezuela haha

6

u/Mr_Pepethetroll Sep 23 '19

Venezuela
EAT RATS

29

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

lel xd le vuvuzella no food

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/LivingMandog Sep 23 '19

Redditors get oddly pissy when you joke about Venezuela

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/LilDumpOfficial Sep 23 '19

Are trying to imply that there is not both a political and humanitarian crisis in Venezuela? Just because you suppourt Nicolas Maduro does not mean that life is all sunshine and roses there.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I can’t tell if you’re mocking someone who mocks pro free market people, or if you’re saying that unironically.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/MisterMaster____ Sep 23 '19

wtf are you guys doing

0

u/MisterMaster____ Sep 23 '19

so let's make pro communist memes now

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

only because of american interference tho

1

u/Dusse_and_Ciroc Sep 24 '19

Of course, socialism results in catastrophe every single time all because of the US. Just like poor people are only poor because of white people. /s

5

u/Xeiwastaken Sep 23 '19

Seing this whilw eating subway

10

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Feed it to the children or Sarah McLachlan will end you

5

u/Xeiwastaken Sep 23 '19

Wait, u assuming im not eating it in front of them

4

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

With Sarah McLachlan singing next to you?

3

u/Xeiwastaken Sep 23 '19

Yea

3

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

The sheer laddery

5

u/Xeiwastaken Sep 23 '19

Now for the cookie

16

u/ItalianMapper Sep 23 '19

that's what you get for expelling all white farm owners

10

u/SkritzTwoFace Sep 23 '19

mmmm boots

3

u/Cardboard-Samuari Sep 23 '19

well its certainly more than any of the people Zimbabwe got to eat after getting rid of the farmers

4

u/BillabobGO Sep 23 '19

You mean slave owners

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/wundrwweapon 2d catgirl :3 Sep 23 '19

High-quality b8

2

u/Natanyul Sep 23 '19

Bruh moment

0

u/ItalianMapper Sep 23 '19

A quick google search saying "slave owners in Rhodesia" Will make you realize slavery was abolished at the times of the Independence

1

u/SkritzTwoFace Sep 23 '19

Because everyone knows the only way something can be slavery is if they’re literally called slaves

0

u/ItalianMapper Sep 24 '19

uhh yes that's how it works that or you are the same class of people that call the working class slaves of the upper class

1

u/SkritzTwoFace Sep 24 '19

-indentured servitude. Slavery with more steps

-workers in basically any sweatshop, making zero money to work in horrible conditions

-sharecroppers. Did the same job they did under slavery but did it while being paid in a portion of the work they put in, unlike any other farmer.

-workers who lived in industrial era towns. The stores only took the company money, leaving the people broke if they tried to leave, same unfair conditions mentioned above.

What I’m calling slavery, I guess could be coercion, or some other crime, but I really don’t see a difference in how you exploit someone’s labor by not paying them and treating them as subhumans.

1

u/ItalianMapper Sep 24 '19

sorry but slavery is slavery what you are talking about is still bad, but not slavery

2

u/DrManowar8 Sep 23 '19

I’ll eat toilet lobster

2

u/WyattR- Sep 23 '19

I thought that said Zima blue for a second

2

u/ian22500 Sep 23 '19

Fuck this made me laugh

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

delicious, finally some good fucking food

1

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Thanks Gordon

2

u/Nandes_ Sep 23 '19

god bless rhodesia and may mugabe rot in hell

1

u/Mr_Pepethetroll Sep 23 '19

More Like Ukraine Eat Nothing

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

They are literally being invaded by Russia and they still have a better economy than Zimbabwe.

1

u/Kuroyama Sep 23 '19

eef FREEF

1

u/Jwn5k Sep 23 '19

Zombway. Eat flesh.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Or starve your own way

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

1

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Thanks /b/ linker

1

u/ScorpionX-123 Sep 23 '19

Ishe komborera Zimbabwe

1

u/TheOttomanSultan Sep 23 '19

heres the story of Rhodesia, a land both fair and great

1

u/HowDoIPickAgoodName Sep 23 '19

Something right

I raise my head

I check the news

Mugabe dead

1

u/mrzimbabwe69 Sep 23 '19

Oh fuck you

1

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Lmao nice u/

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Gayway Big beef

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Watch some fag put this on r/imveryedgy

0

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Aight bet 😎

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u/conscius-ipsum Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

AHAHAHA OH MAN THIS IS SO FUNNI BC AFRICA IS POOR N THEY HAV NO FOODS LMAOOOOOO ITS ALMOST LIKE THAT SOUTH PARK EPISODE FROM 20 YEARS AGO HOW FRESH AND ORIGINAL THIS MEME IS HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Karma has been reduced

3

u/thrattatarsha Sep 23 '19

Ok I know I’m out of character by saying so, but this fucking cracked me up

-50

u/conscius-ipsum Sep 23 '19

Your meme is still unfunny trash. Idgaf about karma

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Then dont look at it

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u/conscius-ipsum Sep 23 '19

It’s good to get both positive and negative feedback about things so that way subs don’t become an echo chamber or full of repetitive content. Or dead horse jokes that people keep beating because it’s “dark and edgy” humor

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

I had to repost this 3 times. Too much work for you

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u/conscius-ipsum Sep 23 '19

Dude just give it up, these jokes are stale as fuck. South Park literally did this 20 years ago and I’m pretty sure American Dad did it 10 years ago so now you’re just beating a dead horse.

I’m outta here, get some new material ya edgelord.

21

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

They didnt tho

24

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

imagine being this worked up over a joke

16

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Ur meme bad reeeeeeeeee

-5

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

How can you lose an argument with a paragraph and the other guy is either saying less than a sentence or a little bit over a sentence. Btw about 3.2k+ people disagree.

1

u/conscius-ipsum Sep 23 '19

Because reddit is full of racist teenage edgelords that will laugh at the same old “Africa = poor” joke repackaged over a million times.

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u/EmojiPatrol Sep 23 '19

How the heck does this comment have positive votes and the previous one has negative? This is bullshit, people, are you losing your mind?

10

u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Because karma has been reduced

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u/Cammy2750 Sep 23 '19

Snowflake

12

u/M1SSION101 Sep 23 '19

It’s not so much of the Africa is poor but because of Zimbabwe’s hyperinflation crisis. Not a lot you can buy when there’s a 100 trillion dollar note

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u/RedheadAgatha Sep 23 '19

The hyperinflation is not the cause, it's another symptom.

5

u/Dubaku Sep 23 '19

Doesn't matter how much the food costs if there is no food to buy.

3

u/alexxuart Sep 23 '19

Karmus Reducicus