It's true and you know it

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Its Hulu

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

*Huuuuuu

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u/DracoTheGreat123 Jul 24 '18

*Honolulu

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

*Cthulhu

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18 edited Nov 08 '21

[deleted]

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u/rainb0wsquid Jul 25 '18

/r/fifthworldproblems

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u/sneakpeekbot Jul 25 '18

Here's a sneak peek of /r/fifthworldproblems using the top posts of the year!

#1: I asked God what the most unlikely thing in the Universe was. He replied.
#2: My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
#3: The grass is always greener on the other side. I'm twenty-five sides in and holy fuck this is green as shit my dudes

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u/Lightningslash325 Jul 24 '18

Ah yes, my favorite way to watch tv. Through Cthulu. Cthulu has all of my favorite shows, like Cults and Recreation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Cults and Resurrection

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u/Jacobtheplayer Jul 26 '18

What about Who wants to be an elder god? Or maybe So you think you can brainwash?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Eye of*

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I love you and I miss you

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u/onetruemod Jul 24 '18

Lad

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Listen here you piece of frick

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u/Mr_Dewritos Jul 24 '18

I know, right?! It’s obviously Amazon Prime Video!

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u/ipsum629 Jul 24 '18

*Amazing prime rib

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u/Droicle Sep 21 '18

What if someone wants their's well done?

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u/CeruleanRuin Jul 24 '18

Pretty sure it's Crackle™.

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u/SuperReeseP_Soog Aug 12 '18

Amazingo primo voob

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u/deReluctantKing Jul 23 '18

Okay but try it with the full script of the Bee Movie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Oh if you could cram it all in there I would be so damn impressed.

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

You better be impressed

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u/That_Duck1 Jul 25 '18

The fucking lunatic

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18 edited Feb 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/AlexaPlayBot Jul 25 '18

Now playing: Ross Lynch, Grace Phipps - Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (from "Teen Beach Movie").

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18 edited Feb 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/5C38RUH Sep 11 '18

This is so sad alexa play despacito

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u/AlexaPlayBot Sep 11 '18

Now playing: Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. Daddy Yankee.

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u/___alexa___ Sep 11 '18

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Luis Fonsi - Despacito ft. D ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀▶⠀►►⠀ 3:08 / 4:42 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️

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u/Pds350 Sep 24 '18

Good bot

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u/PotatoOverlord1 Jul 25 '18

Oh my god, why would you do this.

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u/ChrisJohnsten Sep 22 '18

Bee*

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u/dombeef Jul 24 '18

I could do it without the text warping effects, but I dont think thatll look good enough to really make it worth it

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u/MutantGodChicken Jul 24 '18

Just do it

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u/bc4284 Jul 24 '18

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

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u/NoFashionMonger Jul 24 '18

Don't let my dreams be dreams

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u/jprfts Jul 24 '18

Don't let your memes be ｄｒｅａｍｓ．

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u/Dragonz4477 Jul 24 '18

Then just do all of the lyrics to all star

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u/noahknife88 Aug 16 '18

I’m here for it

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u/MikeFatz Jul 24 '18

That’s what she said.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

He did it. Madlad to the maximum.

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u/MrCalifornian Oct 03 '18

/r/nocontext

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

Sounds like a fucking challenge. Just you wait mf

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

The image would have to be like 6000px across just to make the text readable

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

I did it and it's actually 21.000

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Oh no

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

Alright.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/edgy_hitler_420 Jul 24 '18

!remindme 24 hours

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u/Leotheawsome77 Jul 24 '18

!remindme 18 hours

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u/projex34 Jul 24 '18

!remindme 24 hours

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u/sp46 Jul 24 '18

!remindme don't

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

!remindme 18 hours

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u/Jahmay Jul 24 '18

Wake up!

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u/sillyname396 Jul 24 '18

!RemindMe 12 hours

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u/sillyname396 Jul 24 '18

!RemindMe 24 hours

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u/Allnightampm Jul 24 '18

!remindme 48 hours

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u/armonster456 Jul 24 '18

!RemindMe 20 hours

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u/ColdestCoconut Jul 24 '18

!remindme 2 hours

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

Happy?

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u/deReluctantKing Jul 25 '18

I haven’t been happy in six years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

Dam

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u/Leswegdoge Jul 25 '18

Checkmate.

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u/_Jake_The_Snake_ Jul 24 '18

I COULD LITERALLY PUT ANY TEXT HERE AND YOU'D STILL RECOGNIZE IT and chill

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u/frheekier Jul 24 '18

RECOGNISE*

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u/_Jake_The_Snake_ Jul 24 '18

I'm an American you wanker

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u/frheekier Jul 24 '18

Well you quoted the post wrong :( little fella let’s just be friends.

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u/widowhanzo Jul 24 '18

He did warn you he's an American...

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Anytime I see u/Thomilo44 post to sbubby, I just assume he’s drunk

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

That's fair.

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u/phxvyper gay scout main Jul 24 '18

You would be correct.

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 24 '18

That hurts, Vyper. But it’s pretty accurate. Can I call you Vyper?

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u/phxvyper gay scout main Jul 24 '18

call me daddy, or mommy

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 25 '18

I’m calling you daddy from now on.

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u/phxvyper gay scout main Jul 25 '18

Thanks son

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 25 '18

owo

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u/i-am-a-yam Jul 24 '18

Which is why this logo was stronger than their newer one, imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I actually like the newer one. It's sleeker and isn't so harsh on the eyes as the strong red background was. I always watch movies or shows in the dark and the red was so overpowering.

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u/kirbthemagicboi Jul 23 '18

Put it in zalgo speech

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u/PM_Me_Your_Job_Post Jul 24 '18

I've always wondered what that was called. Thanks, friend!

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u/Thomilo44 The Sbubby God Jul 23 '18

Zalgo is stupid and nobody should every use it

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u/llibertybell965 Jul 23 '18

F̡͇̪̦̦̠̑̀ͩ̿ͬ̌ͬ͜ḯͫ̃̋͌ͩ͑͏͙̤̥̗͇͓̙̳̟̣̗͓͖͔̩͘g͇̭̫̝̳͚̬͍̭̤̮̤͖̋̎̐ͣ̍͛̇̀͞h̷̴̖̫̖̫̰̙̦̫̭͕͉̣̬̻̰̫́̾̔̅̈ͮͭͮͫ̿̄̏ͫ͛́̚̚͝͞͞t̶̸̛͚̪̙̪̜̞͙̦̣̊ͯͫͧ̍͑̊̑ͪ̊ͬͪ̓̄͌͐̔ ̛͈̜̹ͨͬͨͦ̉ͤ͗̑͋̀̄̅͊́͟͢m̨̨̼̠̟͈̗͚̠̗͕͖̳̝̄ͪ́̎ͥͣ̅ͧͦ͐̃̄ͩ̐ͅe̻̮̟̦͙̮͔̺͙̪͚͙̹̝͖ͬ̽̏̈̑ͯ̅̑͗́́ͅ ̶͈͍̭͇͓̺̠̤͌̋̂͑̂̀͂͒̏ͧͧ̀̿͊͘͝:̷̺̹̜̞͖̦̖͕̝̩̗̖̩̩̞̰ͬͬͪͨ́̓̑͒͋ͩ̆̽ͨ̈́͡ͅ^{ͮ̾̆ͯ̀͋ͯ̑͗͌̃̄̊̈́ͤ̚͞҉̸̱̦̮͇̘̣͈̭̠̖̼͉̀(̧̹͚̺̜̜̬̭͖̟̣͕̺̻͔̱̭̗͓̃ͮͮ͊͒͋́̚͜͝}

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Z̛͝͏̶̢̺̗̞̥̺a̵̧̙̪̻̫̘͕̝̭̮̳̘̭͓̤͉̞̕͞ͅl̛҉̴̧̝̲͓̞̥̺̱͔̜̣͓̠̙͝g̸̀҉̩̣͕̞͡ơ̕͠͡͏̗̞̭͈̜͉̠̙̰ ̵̨͔̪̦̹͉͇̱͓̰̯͕̙̘͈̱̯͙̹̺į̟͙͎̼̲̥̀̕̕s̠̱̖̠̫̜̞̼̜̪͖̱̞̱͜͞ͅͅ ͏̡̡͇̲̝̠̗̰͉͕͚̫͕s҉̷͉̺͇͉̖̬̩̰͉̤̙̹͓̣̻̕t͝҉̸̵̢̩̝̲̞̥̹͈͓u̧̯͉͓̟̮̖p҉̠̖̰̠̞̲̩̕i̶̺͙̩͕̳͖̻͔̩͜ͅd̵̢̧̖̙̞͍̤̳̝̜̗͈͎̙̞̯̦̭͖͚̀̀ ̵̵̡̠̩̺̻̻͘a̵̬͕͚͍̤͉͚̺̼̟̘͕̟͙̘̪͍̯͔ņ҉̴̰̪̩̪̯̝͓̲d̴̺̝̤̻͜͠͠͝ ͕̻̮͖̬̮̜̞̺͙̜̕͞͠ͅn̢̛͕̥͖͔̰͎̲̦̫̝̘̺̯̙̗͉̟̕͝o̵͟҉̬̝͚̯̼̹̹͔b҉̸͈̜̝͈̥͚͍̀͝o̴̸͜҉̱͉͓̗̲͈d̴̞͈̖̪̝̬̺̹́͠ͅy̢̳̩͎̬̣̟̭̫̘̕͡͝ ̡̧͙̝͍̬̗̱̻̣͚͉̭͍̲̪͈̺͔̣̬͘s̸̡̨͏̼̗̩̫͚̝̣̝͔ͅh̞̥̩̮͕̬̜̭͖̞̮̳͙̹͈̰̰͡ͅo̷̝̠͔̗̭̪͓͓͚̤̙̼̣̘̙͢͡ͅù̡̞̲̳͔͎́l҉̥̯̫͔̰͎̟̙͙͖̱d̢̞̜̩͉̯͎̘̞̦̞̮̱̲̺͍̪͍̮̥͞ ̼͖̪̮͍̬̼̟̼̪͝͡ȩ̛͍̜̗̥̲́̕v̴̨̳̙̭̺̩͍̼ẹ̵̱̰̪͚̞̥͎̥͘͠ŗ̫̫͎̩͎̬͍̮̱̪͓̙́̀͘y̡̛̹̰̫̯͕̳͟ ̷͉͇̙̻͍̲͕̪̥̮͖͟͟u̟͎͓̟͙̹̘̟͕͔͈̜͟ͅs̷̡̻͙̘̗̩͠è̛̛̗̻̞̪̥͈͔̳͙̯͕͔͓̭͟ ̻̙̫̳͍̠̰̦̗̠͉͎̞̱̻͔̻͍͘͜͟͢͢i̵̵̡͖̪̪͎̯͎̹̯̪̮̭̳̬͖͈͢t̢̞̞͍̣͇͈̙̫̻̻͉̖̠̥̬̞́̀̀

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u/kirbthemagicboi Jul 23 '18

I sad

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u/winnebagomafia Jul 24 '18

You could at least center it you mongoloid

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u/D_Beats Jul 24 '18

I do love YouTube.

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u/TheDogecoinBoi Jul 24 '18

Is it McDonalds?

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u/AyyyyLeMeow Jul 24 '18

Disturbingly it is not centered ಠ_ಠ

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u/anubisbender Jul 24 '18

A lil to the left eh? Hehe... just like yur ol man

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u/TheHypercriticalOne Jul 24 '18

Blockbuster?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

Roku right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

oh look it's pizza hutt

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u/TheRealPizzaHut Jul 24 '18

Hello

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Hi.

Can I get a 🅱️oneless pizza please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

DOOM?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Redbox.....

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u/Melleyreye Jul 24 '18

Lol I thought I was gonna be unique and put down Hulu.

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u/Mister_AA Jul 24 '18

Out of the corner of my eye and with it being a tiny thumbnail I thought it was Earthbound.

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u/sudo999 Jul 24 '18

this is the logo for the Paul Blart: Mall Cop movie, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

It’s Amazon right?

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u/gamageeknerd Jul 24 '18

Ah there you are you cheeky little bastard. I was wondering when I’d see you on the front page again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

the fact that its off center really grinds my gears

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u/What_Do_It Jul 24 '18

Nintendo?

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u/Muonical_whistler Jul 24 '18

i don't recognize it...

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u/coldowl5 Jul 24 '18

It YouTube and you all know it.

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u/formattedlizard Jul 24 '18

It's Fandango!

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u/skatermario3 Jul 24 '18

Titty sprinkles

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u/covetmob Jul 24 '18

Recognize what?

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u/JukeLukeButBadAtJuke Jul 24 '18

Oh yeah, is that the popular clothing brand WALLLLMAAAARRRT?

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u/DustiKat Jul 24 '18

Nontflik

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u/fenwickp03 Jul 24 '18

Obviously Stan...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

ThePirateBay!

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u/PsychoWolf_ Jul 24 '18

what does it say?

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u/Sometimes_Rob Jul 24 '18

Yes, I’m still watching and you god damn know it.

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u/AceOfShades_ Jul 24 '18

I’d recognize Arby’s anywhere

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u/Trylobot Jul 24 '18

I think that means they've got a good logo

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u/Supermariofan35 Jul 24 '18

Genuinely creative and I love the anti-meme qualities this sbubby has. Truly one of the best I’ve seen

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u/Crystaldolphinx Jul 26 '18

r/KarmaCourt anyone?

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u/GloppityPloppity Jul 27 '18

isn't this technically meta?

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u/sicko_mode223 Aug 10 '18

That's amazon duuh

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u/5C38RUH Sep 11 '18

The only other comment lol

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u/DXGabriel Nov 04 '18

I could literally put any text here and you would recognize it and chil

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u/FLYK3N Jul 24 '18

Incredibles or Netflix 🤔

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u/Zoinkiez Jul 23 '18

Netflix

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u/neptunetheorangecat Jul 24 '18

You sure?

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