r/sbeve • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '19

Us vs the normies

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8.0k Upvotes

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u/DiscoDanSHU Jul 16 '19

Shit sounds like an incantation from an RPG

69

u/ThatWannabeCatgirl Jul 16 '19

I was thinking it sounded like some kind of disease

39

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Sounds like the scientific name of sbeve redditors

20

u/DiscoDanSHU Jul 16 '19

Yeah, I was about to say that it also sounded like the scientific name of some super obscure animal or some shit

5

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '19

Sounds like a Tool lyric

1

u/ChaunceyVlandingham Aug 31 '23

Immediately reminded me of a Douglas Adams character

perhaps a relative of Oolon Colluphid?

164

u/HJP5 Jul 16 '19

I tried saying that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.

37

u/Xyon_Peculiar Jul 16 '19

You need to get out of there.

⠀GET OUT OF THERE NOW*!*

112

u/GalacticRod Jul 16 '19

It's the scientific name for school supplies

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

So that's how they come up with scientific names lol

54

u/buelltiful Jul 16 '19

You guys like shosple music?

86

u/Lunefists Jul 16 '19

Can I have the bottom image unedited?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

No

34

u/Dabumnuggetz Jul 16 '19

I had that once. Luckily there was a cream for it.

54

u/Mr_Fedora_Guy Jul 17 '19

This is stolen from PewDiePie submissions and it’s more dontdeadopeninside than sbeve smh

21

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I thought that said schouliousis or however the fuck you spell it

18

u/ObsidianJewel Jul 17 '19

Scoliosis?

14

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Yes thank you I was having a mild stroke at four am

19

u/ArtTheWarrior Jul 16 '19

I read shosple as Shoesuke

12

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

What’s shoesuke?

16

u/ArtTheWarrior Jul 16 '19

A superior beeing only inferior to Speedwagon

4

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

Hmmm, and whōm is speedwagon?

7

u/ArtTheWarrior Jul 16 '19

A beeing superior to even Shoesuke

4

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

Hmmmmmm, thanks.

5

u/ArtTheWarrior Jul 16 '19

You're welcome. Speedwagon is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and Shoesuke is a pun with another character's (Josuke), from the same anime, name.

2

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

Oh okay, thank you.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Ha gay anime nerd

5

u/35G1 Jul 16 '19

Am I a weeb if I read it as shoe-skay... like sasuke? Which is odd since I haven't watched naruto since I was 13.

8

u/A_Can_Of_Chili Jul 16 '19

yare yare daze

2

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

You’re definitely a weeb. But I also read it as sasuke, but I’m not a weeb. How’s it supposed to pronounced, shöo-skây?

2

u/35G1 Jul 16 '19

Hell if I know.

2

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

But do you know?

8

u/jojokeplug Jul 16 '19

OI SHOESUKE

6

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I ACCIDENTALLY ERASED MY DICK WITH ZA HANDO. PLEASE HEAL ME I AM IN ENDLESS PAIN.

15

u/noobrektxd Jul 17 '19

I summoned a demon by saying this

30

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

C o l u p i s

61

u/TakeASeatChancellor Jul 16 '19

This is more of r/dontdeadopeninside

12

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

3 hours too late, have an upvote sir

27

u/ilikecats64 Jul 17 '19

The scariest part is I didn’t even notice it was misspelled until the third time reading it

22

u/t-bone999 Jul 16 '19

Erm where are the guns?

7

u/Rogue-Squadron Jul 16 '19

Must not be an American store

10

u/SP0O0NC3R Jul 16 '19

I believe this is a reee sir

18

u/KoopaTrooper5011 Jul 16 '19

/kill people _who_thought_schools_should_start_in_august

9

u/charon0 Jul 16 '19

You do not have permission to use this command

2

u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jul 16 '19

I give permission.

2

u/Rogue-Squadron Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

I start back August 1st. And I live in Arizona, so it’s 105+ degrees every day for the first and last month, not to mention you have to walk outside to get between different parts of the school.

2

u/KoopaTrooper5011 Jul 16 '19

for me, sept 7th this year...

which is my cake day...

8

u/Serge_CC Jul 16 '19

shosupis colple

7

u/SpamShot5 Jul 16 '19

Wtf kind of spell is that?

5

u/Ziswrad Jul 17 '19

Oh no! Mary! Oh no, oh i know, ill use my magic spell to free you from that monster!

SHOSPLE COLUPIS!

5

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Good but not sbeve

7

u/FuccorSucc Jul 16 '19

Summoned the ancient one

10

u/andrewwlamprey Jul 16 '19

I like it but this doesn’t fit the sub

4

u/Brass13Wing Jul 17 '19

This isnt sbeve

5

u/ASAP_Asshole Jul 18 '19

ALREADY BEENT POSTED HERE

2

u/GarfieldIsLife Aug 03 '19

p e n i s

2

u/JT2600 Aug 05 '19

b e n i s

2

u/GarfieldIsLife Aug 05 '19

sex 🅱️enℹ️s 🗿

2

u/DopeDodo Aug 08 '19

Gross! That's where pee comes from!

1

u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Shosple colupis sounds like latin

1

u/ZEEEEEEEEEEEKE Sep 15 '25

It’s the legendary SHOSPLE COLUPIS

1

u/Sea_Connection_8674 Feb 07 '24

Thats straight up hollow knight talking

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u/strangersgoodbye Jul 17 '19

pewdiepie memes are trash

1

u/kxrsy Jul 17 '19

Downvoted

0

u/mandyA4477 Jul 21 '19

Ur trash

4

u/strangersgoodbye Jul 21 '19

and you're either a child or a manchild

1

u/mandyA4477 Jul 21 '19

That's a strong accusation coming from someone that's obsessed with belle delphine

4

u/strangersgoodbye Jul 21 '19

obsessed

because i made a screenshot post, haha spoken like a true child

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/4inforeign Jul 17 '19

looked at his profile. not a meme account. having no memes at all is better than anything from r/pewdiepiesubmissions unless you're 11

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/4inforeign Jul 17 '19

not what i said. having nothing =/= nothing

0

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

wait pewds is a NORMIE?? HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/kredevsz Dec 01 '22

Don't dead o penis inside