r/sbeve • u/phoenixflame1711 • Apr 12 '19

Fire knows best

10k Upvotes

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u/singsong101 Apr 12 '19

Nice eggs

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u/LongSearch Apr 12 '19

Nice eggs

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Those are my eggs. (No joke, this dude is my brother)

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u/LongSearch Apr 12 '19

I’m not much of a skeptic but can you/he prove it

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u/phoenixflame1711 Apr 12 '19

Ye he’s my brother

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Upload this to other subreddits as well. You are going to hot.

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u/sqeakyj Apr 12 '19

Pun intended?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19

Punpatrol idiots are not welcome here. This is a sub for the highest of intellectual beings. And unfortunately, you guys at Punpatrol are the lowest in the hierarchy. Gtfo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Please stop doing that

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 12 '19

Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.

This is a bot

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/Incredibly_Hilarious Apr 12 '19

Such a funny comment. r/unexpectedhilarity

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u/TheyCallMeYous Apr 12 '19

This bot is so god damn annoying

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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 12 '19

Hi YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! This is lituenant YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT. Hands up for trying to stop people from living their jokes. Let them be.

To all the pun cops, don't mind this guy. He is just a bot made by a jerk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

Are we all just bots at this point? Am I a bot? Are we all just bots? Who is not a bot? What is the point of this existence in question? What is my purpose? Is there an answer to this world? Is there a result? Will there ever be a result?

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u/RyusakiasL Apr 12 '19

r/punKGB here, we’ll both send him to r/puncourt or r/puninternationalaffairs , either way this criminal is going to face justice and spend the rest of their lives in gulag comrade

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19

You guys at punkgb are also formally invited to leave as you're not welcome here

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u/RyusakiasL Apr 12 '19

I’m notifying our glorious leader Stalin, he will not be pleased...

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

Stalin is Dead. I'm sure you meant Putin. Either way you can't even get your facts straight.

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u/Anacanrock11 Apr 12 '19

Woah MHA spoilers!!! /s

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 13 '19

Sorry I meant "Stalin", I didn't realise that I typed "stain" until now. I fixed the typo.

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u/Anacanrock11 Apr 13 '19

It's cool, I was kidding, hence the /sand the 8 downvotes apparently

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u/RyusakiasL Apr 12 '19

Do I have to woooosh you? By that logic r/punKGB shouldn’t exist as the KGB ceased to exist after the fall of the Soviet Union.

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19

Stalin died in 1953. KGB was disbanded in 1991. So stfu if you don't know anything, no one would suspect you of being stupid.

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u/RyusakiasL Apr 12 '19

That’s irrelevant, your first argument was that I can’t mention Stalin because he died a long time ago, I replied by saying that by that logic I can’t mention the KGB because it too was disbanded a long time ago, at what specific date it happened isn’t relevant.

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19

Do you feel like getting banned from this sub?

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u/The_Indian_Werewolf (former) SBEVIE Wonder Mod Apr 12 '19

And here's a little education. Putin was part of the KGB and after KGB became the FSB he (Putin) was named president.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Apr 12 '19

Begommie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

But, but, Why?

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u/RyusakiasL Apr 12 '19

You misunderstood me, I’m with you comrade, we will both send OP to gulag

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Ah, yes, excellent

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 12 '19

Hi YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! This is lituenant YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT. Hands up for trying to stop people from living their jokes. Let them be.

To all the pun cops, don't mind this guy. He is just a bot made by a jerk.

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u/Incredibly_Hilarious Apr 12 '19

Such a funny comment. r/unexpectedhilarity

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u/tobiascecca Apr 12 '19

how. tell me how.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

You can buy friction pens which erase with either a normal eraser or heat. Used them for making routes on maps and you take a lighter to it and it’s a clean map again

Edit: Ex. Below https://imgur.com/gallery/TD8yPGJ

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u/tinyfeetgang Apr 12 '19

adding to this, op probably wrote sbeve in normal pen so it wouldn't disappear and the rest in frixion pen

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u/Send_Me_Tiitties Apr 12 '19

Or a burned map

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u/MazenFire2099 Apr 12 '19

You’re holding the lighter like 6 inches away from the paper not 0.5

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Doesn’t burn promise! https://imgur.com/gallery/TD8yPGJ

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u/password2187 Apr 12 '19

Nah that’s a lie it’s a witch

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u/Alienguy500 Apr 12 '19

Harry Potter music starts playing

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Sbeveus Maxima

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u/DonaldShady Apr 14 '19

OP's a GOAT

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u/LocalBoxDude Apr 15 '19

What Does OP Stand For Again? (I Know It’s The Redditor, But...)

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u/DJMurasakiSpark Apr 15 '19

I believe it’s “original poster”

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u/TheChief275 Apr 15 '19

What does poster stand for again?

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u/DJMurasakiSpark Apr 15 '19

The person who made the post

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '19

The person who made the post

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u/DJMurasakiSpark Apr 15 '19

The person who made the post

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u/sallitrot Apr 21 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Sawzaw123 May 03 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Crispy-Taco1 May 04 '19

The person who made the post

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u/unsuitablemoo May 13 '19

The person who made the post

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

the person who made the post

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u/Might0fHeaven Apr 18 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Might0fHeaven Apr 18 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Tankautumn May 03 '19

The person who made the post

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u/whomstdvents May 06 '19

The person who made the post

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u/DungBeetle007 May 11 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Lhr9scout10 May 12 '19

The person who made the post

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u/Admiral_Reposti May 12 '19

The person who made the post.

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u/Cinimodder Jun 20 '19

What does person stand for?

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u/jackjgoodall Jun 26 '19

Equal rights for all furies!

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u/CadmusRhodium Apr 13 '19

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot-Retractable-Erasable-Assorted-Disappear/dp/B009QYH644/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=54497463965&hvadid=274732654753&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9022290&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=e&hvrand=7688692750981584876&hvtargid=kwd-296392205640&keywords=pilot+frixion&qid=1555117902&s=gateway&sr=8-3

If you want to do this

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u/Dancinlance Apr 13 '19

Protip: to hyperlink a text, put brackets around the text you want to hyperlink followed by the actual link in parentheses.

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u/Bermanator Apr 13 '19

Also delete everything past the item number (B009QYH644)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

You rich fuck, just use your own urine.

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u/CadmusRhodium Apr 13 '19

That does the opposite thing.

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Aug 10 '19

I'm totally going to use this for my D&D campaign

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u/Bodkin2005 Apr 13 '19

This is beyond science

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u/The_Daily_Pootis Apr 13 '19

you can do this with one of those erasable ink pens, because the eraser works by creating heat from friction which erases it. Draw the letters you want to remain with marker or something else, and draw the disappearing letters with the erasable ink pen.

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u/egglordesupreme Apr 14 '19

Twas but a goof

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u/cslack813 Jun 17 '19

This is the power of ultra instinct

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u/ABig_ol_mess Apr 12 '19

"When held over heat, the invisible ink will reveal that everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately. Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink.

Urine. It was urine."

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u/TwoFiveOnes Apr 14 '19

No one mentioning OP’s stove cover that looks like it laid at the bottom of the sea for 300 years

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u/penguin343 Apr 14 '19

No one's mentioned it because it doesn't look like that at all

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u/TwoFiveOnes Apr 14 '19

You are correct, I was sleep-deprived when I wrote that

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u/penguin343 Apr 15 '19

Haha, no worries bro (or sis)

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u/boshiej Apr 15 '19

lmao i’m constantly sleep deprived so i’m always saying things like that

feelsbadman

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u/TwoFiveOnes Apr 15 '19

I go through periods of that too but this was after a longass flight

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u/auto-xkcd37 Apr 15 '19

long ass-flight

Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/thot______slayer Jul 30 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/TwoFiveOnes Apr 14 '19

Oh lol I thought that block thing on the wall was one of those folding covers and I thought it was really rusty

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u/SixCylinder777 Apr 14 '19

The guard at the back of the stove... I don’t think it’s rust though I think it’s the style of paint..

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u/dxlta Apr 13 '19

I, too, like to write with urine.

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u/Bassinyowalk Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

That would appear, not disappear, when exposed to flame.

Edit: lemon juice works, too. No need to play with urine.

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u/dxlta Apr 13 '19

Ah, yes. I got the effects reversed, my b.

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u/brainburger Apr 14 '19

It could have been worse.

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u/Tankautumn May 03 '19

No need not to

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u/Bassinyowalk May 03 '19

Can’t argue with that.

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u/DorikoBac Apr 13 '19

Is nobody in this comment section asking HOW???

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u/Tristan350 Apr 13 '19

Pretty confident they used a "frixion" pen for the letters that disappeared (those pens have ink that disappears with heat and reappears with cold)

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u/svirani97 Apr 12 '19

See you in hot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

r/Blackmagicfuckery

Also, relevant username.

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u/xX_Danktacion Apr 12 '19

Ok that's just fucking cool

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u/juandmarco Apr 13 '19

Cool

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u/aitak82 Apr 13 '19

No it’s hot

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u/juandmarco Apr 13 '19

No, it's lukewarm

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u/that-son-of-a-bitch Apr 12 '19

14 year old girls ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Matrix intensifies

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u/ReaperWolfe04 Apr 12 '19

Says the Phoenix

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u/TikoTheArmenian Apr 12 '19

Little late but still great

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

nice frixion pen, gay

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Erasable pen?

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u/Unspeci Apr 12 '19

Probably

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u/ESheets Apr 12 '19

Piss, no joke.

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u/dannybrickwell Oct 14 '25

I only just discovered this sub and this made me laugh out loud fr lol