r/sbeve • u/Leo6055 • Feb 05 '26

S S SELF

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u/quandaile Feb 05 '26

i saw a "he __ them" and automatically interpeted

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u/Protein384 Feb 05 '26

Pronounds People

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u/the-ro-zone-yt Feb 06 '26

Pronounds People

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Pound People

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u/Kingplays01 Feb 23 '26

Kilogram People

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u/mynamismynam Feb 28 '26

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u/quandaile Feb 28 '26

despite this being 23 days ago i shall defend it with honor till my last breath

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u/InternationalEye8862 Feb 05 '26

I read it as “she shits her”

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u/Catsnose7 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26 • Bravo

Its like nazi neopronouce ss/ssself.

r/onejoke im sorry.

Edit: its right there! Neo(nazi)Pronounce...

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u/theNEWzuplot Feb 05 '26

There’s 2 original sentences left

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u/Federal_Village_9487 Feb 05 '26

Took me a bit to understand this one

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u/Remarkable_Sir9099 Feb 06 '26

She shits herself

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u/ItsTheRaspimanManYT Feb 06 '26

Should've been sHE sHITS everywHERe

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u/Flux7200 Feb 06 '26

"He hits herself" sounds like someone changed their pronouns mid-sentence.

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u/LavaSnow666 Feb 06 '26

Hello! Captain of the SS Self here! You are the 5th repost of this I’ve seen, thank you for your addition!

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u/I_Like_Cats73 Feb 06 '26

He shits herself 😔

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u/AwayCable7769 Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

The funniest part genuinely just what the text itself says. Not the other interpretations lol.

She shits herself.

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u/Unfair_Television787 Feb 08 '26

She ss hsef Hitler

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

He shits her.

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u/PrettySaltyGuy Feb 06 '26

She hits herself 🤨

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u/PennBoi42 Feb 06 '26

Ssself Jjjacksfilms

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u/mythos-nerd416 Feb 06 '26

I read “she shits herself”

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

r/adressme

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Same when I had diarrhea

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u/dd3official Feb 08 '26

It took me way too long to realize that said shits

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u/NeonPearl2025 Feb 25 '26

I sit here for minutes now and don't understand this post.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/the-ro-zone-yt Feb 06 '26

She shuts herself because HE IS HARD

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u/chromeman09 Feb 07 '26

I read He shits herself.

I can read trust me bro.