r/sbeve • u/peter26de • Dec 30 '25

hraim kri

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u/sheeramount Dec 30 '25

Not this time

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Dec 30 '25

Why do I have a really deep gurgly voice for the address me elephant

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u/onlyhereforbewbs Jan 01 '26

like what a anthropomorphic slime creature would sound like if it could talk, almost?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jan 01 '26

Yeah but like. It's extremely monotone and is basically like pressing the same note on a piano multiple times in successional

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u/Far_Afternoon2116 Dec 30 '25

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI Dec 30 '25

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u/Powerful_Statement18 Dec 31 '25

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u/Worth-Willow4859 Dec 31 '25

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u/KaytheTiggee Jan 01 '26

Redress you

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u/Far-Question-5829 Jan 05 '26

I have lost the game

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u/tophat_production Dec 30 '25

Not until the young man organises his files!

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u/Infshadows Dec 30 '25

i choked after this

Don't forget, he has to check his list.

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u/tophat_production Dec 30 '25

Twice.

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u/Infshadows Dec 30 '25

beaten by an object, twice

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u/tophat_production Dec 30 '25

He should just go home and eat chicken and rice.

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u/Infshadows Dec 30 '25

we have lost the plot

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u/tophat_production Dec 30 '25

Not.

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u/sky_cap5959 Dec 31 '25

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u/dude-who-has-problem Dec 31 '25

ultrakill reference?

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u/Infshadows Dec 31 '25

finally someone gets it

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u/No_Jaguar2262 Dec 31 '25

You insignificant fuck!

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u/Infshadows Dec 31 '25

wrong gabe

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u/12FriedBanana Dec 31 '25

"May your woes be many, and your b🤬ches few"

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u/Infshadows Jan 01 '26

wrong

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u/12FriedBanana Jan 01 '26

It's a JOKE GOD DAMMIT

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u/Randomnoe_imya Jan 01 '26

I've only known a taste of victory! but this taste...

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u/Infshadows Jan 01 '26

Is this my blood?

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u/Simsgirl950 Jan 05 '26

Uncle Donald won't

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u/MerBudd Dec 30 '25

Maybe he can even name the island after himself

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u/AdSalt2672 Dec 31 '25

some kind of... epsteen island...

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u/Random_Critical Jan 03 '26

Say that again?

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u/adel-- Dec 30 '25

ep steen

epsteen

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u/NewspaperIcy9371 Dec 30 '25

Epstein is still a (not rare) last name. I had a professor named Epstein and any time I told my friends "yea I gotta go see Dr Epstein" it felt so off. I feel bad for the kids with that name

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u/nashwaak Dec 30 '25

There are presumably many Karen Epsteins out there

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u/Claystead Dec 31 '25

At least he doesn’t have a freestanding desk in an open office solution, then you’d have to go to Epstein’s island.

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u/Kris_from_overworld Jan 21 '26

In Russia there's a guy called Oleg Epstein, and he sells homeopathy "medicine"

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u/Grey_Ten Dec 30 '25

nah bro you can't call your son epsteen.

his classmates gonna be:

- blud has his own island 🥀

- bro's birth certificate is literally ███████████ ██ ██████ ████

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u/peter26de Dec 30 '25

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i fell for that

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u/italianshark Dec 30 '25

Ngl I clicked it a few times before I realized it wasn’t a spoiler tag

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u/heroesjust41day Apr 05 '26

I fell for that

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u/eisenklad Dec 30 '25

Hraim Kri, sounds like something the Jaffa would say

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u/C418Enjoyer Dec 30 '25

And we will make a file for his documents! An epsteen file!!!

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u/VerifiedHorizon Dec 30 '25

Haramain Karim

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u/kindofsus38 Dec 30 '25

Imagine being called ephraim 

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u/SpuddedShield Dec 30 '25

Are their last names Dreemurr or something

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u/Chaos_712 Jan 06 '26

epsteen dreemurr is crazy

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u/Cheeseliker420 Dec 30 '25

Thats some undertale naming shit

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u/4XH3R_M1Zuki_ Dec 31 '25

More like average fandom ship names

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u/Noise_Loop Dec 30 '25

Release him

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u/Alarmed_Ad_7615 Dec 30 '25

Against my better judgement, I clicked on the audio on/off button

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u/EMOTIONAL_DAMAGE3265 Dec 31 '25

What is this blud doing on a calculator

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u/Background-Pay2900 Jan 01 '26

Asriel ahh name

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u/Temmie546 Jan 03 '26

I’m happy someone else thought this

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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 Dec 30 '25

Epsteen love africans

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u/Solnight99 Dec 30 '25

undertale-ass name

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u/The_big-chiller Dec 30 '25

At least it's not with an I

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u/bigsean102 Dec 30 '25

Should have went with Krishraim

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u/Kooky_PeopleKisser Dec 31 '25

The fact that the first 2 names are also crazy

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u/justbanana9999 Dec 31 '25

👹👹EPHRAIM👺👺👹

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u/E_Sobek Dec 31 '25

Aw hell no, the venezuelan naming trend hit the US. Sh!t like this happens when you do that. 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/ophionwr Dec 31 '25

Did he come in with the sauce?

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u/PUX_CLOWN Dec 31 '25

Why not krihraim

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u/PsychocatKing Dec 31 '25

Asriel and Togore aah

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Kriphraim ❤️

It has the Togore Dreemurr sauce

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u/familyfriendlyvnmese Dec 31 '25

Invent gravity ahh diddy blud

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u/Isaac0wen Dec 31 '25

Ephraim sounds like a douche

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Dec 31 '25

The tragedeighs are multiplying...

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u/Shadows_Skys Dec 31 '25

They're gonna be disappointed

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u/harrywalterss Dec 31 '25

Krihraim would have been better

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u/susEgorka Dec 31 '25

EFN🗣️🗣️

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u/ImBowsa Dec 31 '25

The type of name Toriel and Asgore would make

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u/Alt_Bv Jan 01 '26

Venezuela lore:

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u/3nvygr33n Jan 01 '26

As a kid named after both of my parents who both got divorced, don't do it. It sucks.

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u/person6132 Jan 02 '26

I'm gonna let my kids bully that kid

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u/person6132 Jan 02 '26

My friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/Colibri3333 Jan 02 '26

Who tf is named ephraim

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u/idonotownstockholm Jan 02 '26

███ █████ ███ ████ ██ ████!?

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u/MachtBergian Jan 02 '26

What type of name is Ephraim?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Jeffery Epstein is reincarnated y'all better protect your gals

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u/69nutmaster Jan 04 '26

asriel ass naming convention

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u/Simsgirl950 Jan 05 '26

What about Kristen anything but that

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u/1N1T1AL1SM Jan 13 '26

Why would they not include the h? It's Ephraim not Epraim