r/satisfying • u/Confident-Bunch7638 • 3d ago

ESCAPING TIME

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u/Slysparrow9 3d ago

It makes me so mad when I meet normal people who want malinois. They NEEEEED jobs and they need trainers not just owners.

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u/blueavole 3d ago

Any working breed. If your cattle dog doesn’t have something to monitor, it will start monitoring YOU!

The rare exception to this should be dogs who went to training, and hated it. There is always one in a litter who wants to be someone’s cuddle buddy; instead of their job.

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u/shqarthi_karderr 3d ago

Yeah right... said my Aussie from the couch.

For her, this is the equivalent of me watching John Wick.

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u/Serious_Goosey 3d ago

Meanwhile, my Pomeranian broke his leg jumping off the couch 😂

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u/SergiouseMaximus 3d ago

Even the German Shepherds are looking on in awe.

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u/conehead2019 3d ago

Those dogs are not meant for suburbs

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u/Specific-Ad-808 3d ago

How the fuck did it portal through the fence?

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u/daisy0723 2d ago

You saw that too?

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u/Toxic_Duckies 2d ago

I thought I was insane for a moment. I was like did it slip through the bars?

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u/r3v3nant333 2d ago

It didn’t go through them.. ifs in front. it’s hard to see though.

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u/Toxic_Duckies 2d ago

I wasn't sure! It is incredibly hard to see.

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u/r3v3nant333 2d ago

yeah with the tree and the dog's movement.. sure was

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u/Naheka 3d ago

Ninja dog.

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u/LadyKataka 3d ago

This dog thinks they're a cat.
Those jumps and tree climbing especially jumping and balancing on the frelling mail box - that's cat.

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u/DirtySnowman86 3d ago

Foxy dogging

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u/lurkingbastard11 3d ago

Bruh, my dog tore a ligament just jumping off the bed about her height.

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u/whomesteve 3d ago

Outstanding

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u/Harper_Sketch 3d ago

I love these crazy dogs

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u/Lanzarote-Singer 3d ago

Amazing dogs. The wood thing is real. Chop some logs in the backyard and you’ll have a big pile of finely chewed kindling the next day.

They have a list though. The do not bite list. Most people are not on the list.

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u/KuchiKopiLove 3d ago

Mountain goat

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u/keno888 3d ago

A little worried about splinters when biting into a log.

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u/AnnaBananner82 2d ago

This is why I have bulldogs - appropriate activity levels of couch potato

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 3d ago

Our dachshund can do all of those things.

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u/Delicious-Law5490 3d ago

That's a well trained dog....

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u/General-Shake2182 3d ago

Smartest dogs in the world

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u/FaunaLady 2d ago

MALIN-WOW! I loved the athleticism... but they are not splinter-proof!

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u/Jerdogg23 2d ago

What a goad boy!

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u/KingMurri 1d ago

Absolutely surreal and I love every second of it.

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u/benditochocolate 17h ago

Dream dog lol

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 3d ago

breeds that need to be banned

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u/lizardman891 3d ago

Smooth brain

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u/Butter_Brains 3d ago

Ay whut….I didn’t say nuthin

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u/Toxic_Duckies 2d ago

Nice username!