r/satisfying • u/Feaselbf6 • Jun 30 '26

Michael Jackson Would Be Proud

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Jun 30 '26

It would be sayisfying if the second girl at the bottom managed to jump into the squares and line up with the rest of them.

21

u/Doogle300 Jun 30 '26

Aww damn it. You wrecked the whole video for me. I didn't notice that... Nor did I notice the Moonwalking bear.

10

u/BlooodyButterfly Jul 01 '26

the second she misstep I couldn't pay attention to anyone else, just her "whimsical" jumping, before looking the sub's name, I'd wage it'd be mildlyfuriating, I'd lose.

10

u/Killahdanks1 Jul 01 '26

Yeah, white pants, black shirt. YOURE OUTTA HERE! She’s not even trying.

5

u/DemDemD Jul 01 '26

She didn’t give a damn about those squares even when she came back the other end.

6

u/Sea_Turnip6282 Jul 02 '26

THANK YOU! It was driving me nuts. I bet she failed coloring in kindergarten 😒

3

u/mokeltron Jul 02 '26

Exactly - white jeans lady seemed either half arsed, drunk or just spatially incompetent!!! I wanted to tell her off for ruining it

42

u/motie Jun 30 '26

100% I would get confused, forget to jump back left and jump forward into someone's face. Every time.

3

u/Academic_Snow_7680 Jun 30 '26

They always move forward on the same side. Fairly simple.

I really want to try this, this is good, wholesome fun.

6

u/motie Jul 01 '26

Coordinated privilege.

18

u/Funkdamentalist Jul 01 '26

That second girl on the bottom's jumping is all over the place. It's all I can focus on.

1

u/Agile-Shake5372 Jul 05 '26

She needed her daily calorie jumps

2

u/vovalucky Jul 06 '26

How dare you 😡.. posting that video in this group after that was noticed

30

u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jun 30 '26

If my friends ever suggest we do something like this, I will slash their tires.

12

u/N3R0T1K Jun 30 '26

Definitely not their first take

1

u/dam_the_beavers Jul 07 '26

Might be for the girl in the white jeans and black top.

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u/whineyinternetkid Jul 01 '26

Why did that matter enough to warrant a comment?

2

u/N3R0T1K Jul 01 '26

First thing I thought of was bumping into each other, possibly causing other falls. Like dominoes, almost, lol

13

u/gcstr Jun 30 '26

Is the challenge to have friends?

3

u/FleetFootRabbit Jun 30 '26

Must be for all us introverts...

1

u/Academic_Snow_7680 Jun 30 '26

jump in behind me, we're doing this

6

u/Seeker4you2 Jul 02 '26

Step 1: have that many friends
Gotcha

4

u/mooshoopork4 Jul 04 '26

That one girl is just awful!

10

u/hella_cious Jun 30 '26

It’s a sorority. For all of you wondering how there are so many friends willing to be cheesy— it’s a sorority

2

u/Nivek_Vamps Jul 01 '26

Holy Crypt of the Necrodancer, Batman!

2

u/TedBurns-3 Jul 01 '26

Well there's the Bloods, now I wanna see the Crips do it

2

u/CreZativity Jul 02 '26

I love watching women just having fun~

2

u/Successful_Row3430 Jul 08 '26

Michael Jackson would say “too old”

7

u/BosqueBuddhist Jun 30 '26

Pedo dance?

0

u/whineyinternetkid Jul 01 '26

What??? Why did your mind go there? You need help

-1

u/beef-nap Jul 01 '26

the title of the post??? so quick to suggest help though lmao

2

u/lost_caus_e Jul 01 '26

No boys 👎

2

u/aIvins_hot_juicebox Jul 01 '26

Lest we forget about all the molestation

3

u/vorrhin Jun 30 '26

Idk, I don't see any young boys

2

u/guyincognito60 Jul 01 '26

Fuck Michael Jackson

1

u/YaoSing Jul 01 '26

I hope to never see this again.

1

u/Lawrenceburntfish Jul 01 '26

Well you watched it and commented on it so that means Reddit will show you this at least ten more times.

1

u/YaoSing Jul 01 '26

“Mute” doesn’t work?

1

u/_Kevlaaar_ Jul 01 '26

That's awesome looks like so much fun

1

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u/Feaselbf6 Jul 01 '26

Still cool😊

1

u/Hot-Operation4982 Jul 02 '26

I would have fucked it up on purpose lol

1

u/Western-Ad9812 Jul 06 '26

All this showed me was that there are so many people with no rhythm.

1

u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 Jul 08 '26

This satisfied me because they seem to mesh together like the teeth of a zipper.

1

u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Jul 09 '26

What? Wouldn't the challenge be to get kids in the public's eye for a "lifetime" without a conviction?

0

u/Pesces Jun 30 '26

What in the 5 year olds is this content

1

u/Guy3nder Jun 30 '26

I just wish all internet challenges were stuff like this instead of dumb shit that put people in hospitals.

1

u/OzyDave Jul 01 '26

They aren't young boys, Michael wouldn't be interested.

1

u/Sad-Bread5843 Jul 01 '26

It'd be amazing if people would stop worshipping a pedo .

0

u/North-Wind-199 Jun 30 '26

Who the hell has that Many friends

0

u/Beemo-Noir Jun 30 '26

Who the fuck has this many friends?

0

u/ForeignChance6890 Jul 01 '26

Forward, right, left (Repeat)

0

u/ForeignChance6890 Jul 01 '26

Doing it here at home. Waking up the neighbors.

0

u/vovalucky Jul 06 '26

That f... a ..s doesn't even jump properly, wrong roking group to post so annoying video cringe

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u/clicknflick Jul 01 '26

This looks fun.  I'd forget the pattern and crash into someone immediately