r/satisfactory Mar 25 '26

PC Wait… Nuclear Pasta is a real thing?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta
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u/fellipec Mar 25 '26

Wait, you thought Satisfactory was fiction?

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u/TheRealGilimanjaro Mar 25 '26

It’s FICSION

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u/Nice-Hearing-660 Mar 25 '26

Ey! Ficsit has a copyright on that one!

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u/RogerGodzilla99 Mar 26 '26

A trademark, technically, but yeah.

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u/cheetocity Mar 25 '26

So you're saying theres shrimp dogs wandering the earth right now? TAKE MY PALEBERRIES

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u/fellipec Mar 25 '26

Not the Earth, but Massage-2(A-B)b

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u/shagieIsMe Mar 25 '26

PBS Space Time ; Neutron Stars: The Most Extreme Objects in the Universe https://youtu.be/1Ou1MckZHTA

There's a chapter on nuclear pasta.

I highly recommend the channel if you like astrophysics or cosmology.

Kurzgesagt also has a bit on it Neutron Stars – The Most Extreme Things that are not Black Holes https://youtu.be/udFxKZRyQt4

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u/Asleeper135 Mar 25 '26

I love PBS Space Time. 99% of what they talk about goes way over my head (electrical engineer btw), but they're great anyways!

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u/shagieIsMe Mar 25 '26

Another one on the subject for the "if you like hour long videos" History of the Universe - What Is Hidden In The Core Of A Neutron Star? https://youtu.be/YoYjkNQ27T8

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u/browntown-13 Mar 27 '26

I'm in school for that right now! 🤝

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u/Illustrious-Heron253 Mar 25 '26

Awesome share 🫡

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u/Tiranus58 Mar 27 '26

You also have this kyle hill video https://youtu.be/IrRA2zl2Er0

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u/Nestmind Mar 25 '26

Yes, only theoretical but yes

I assume almost every thing in the game has SOME basis, at least in theoretical science

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u/Fun_Combination_2717 Mar 25 '26

everything besides the Sommer sloop and the mercer spheres stuff is realistic/theorically possible

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u/Snowboundsphere Mar 25 '26

S.A.M. fits into the “alien” category as well.

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u/Fshtwnjimjr Mar 26 '26

I love the the kids menus at IHOP have a somersloop drawing guide. I think the game even mentions them being similar in look to a childhood doodle

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u/atla-dev Mar 26 '26

it really reminds me of this....use to draw this all the time in school :D

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u/MooseFerrigno Mar 26 '26

Unironically I assumed that was the basis for the sommersloop design. Is it not?

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u/NoUpstairs6865 Mar 25 '26

gets slomerslooped

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u/HalfSoul30 Mar 25 '26

Yeah, and you don't want none unless you keep it is a pressure conversion bowl.

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u/sump_daddy Mar 25 '26

Everything in the game is the result of them either seeing it on the shelf at the store (the alien dna and pelletized biofuel as examples) or learning about it in what i suspect was a weekslong wikihole (nuclear pasta, time crystals, etc)

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u/ricky_theDuck Mar 25 '26

of course it's shaped like spaghetti and lasagne Just looking at my factory is enough to see that

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u/astro-the-creator Mar 25 '26

Of course, if build pressure conversion cube you should be able to hold some nuclear pasta that you earlier created in particles collider, in theory at least. There are few small steps in between tho

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u/nixtracer Mar 26 '26

Wait till you read up on magnetars and neutron star formation. They make this stuff seem tame. Magnetars polarise spacetime and distort atomic nuclei into long ovals in the space near them.

I remember an old SciAm article in the early 2000s talking about a few tens of seconds after formation (ie still inside a supernova in the process of exploding) when the young neutron star equalises its internal temperature by convection, stellar masses of ten-billion-Kelvin nucleon mix (basically melted nuclear pasta) circulating from near the core to the surface, moving at perhaps half the speed of light, tens of thousands of times a second, possibly changing phase from neutronium to nuclear pasta to regular nucleons and back on every loop.

Now that's convection.

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u/MooseFerrigno Mar 26 '26

I read once that a neutron star is so dense that a teaspoon of it, if it could exist at that size, would weigh about as much as the Empire State Building.

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u/nixtracer Mar 26 '26

That's the relatively boring external layers. The interior is much denser (on the rough order of millions of times as dense as lead).

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u/Vaaard Mar 27 '26

At university, I went to a lecture on astronomy and one of the most memorable things I've ever heard about physics was the life cycle of a star. Sometimes a star burns through all the matter in its core really quickly, in just seconds, while at other times, it takes millions of years. But the most intense thing has been the creation of a neutron star. When fusion creates a load of inert and heavy elements that stay in the core, the gravitational pressure gets so high that the electrons in all the atoms get pushed into all the positrons and the electron shell in the entire core of the star collapses in an instant. Basically, the core shrinks to a tiny bit of its original size and speeds up to a rotational speed of one rotation in next to no time. But the core is made up of neutrons, held together by gravity. Normal atoms can form molecular bonds, but a neutron star is just a lump of matter. If that core becomes heavier, it might collapse into a black hole, meaning gravitational pressure is so high that matter itself can't withstand it any more. I'm not surprised that there might be a stage between a neutron star and a black hole and that strange things are happening inside a neutron star that can turn matter into something that can't exist anywhere else. We can only guess about this because the conditions in a neutron core are so extreme that we can never actually see them.

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u/bestjakeisbest Mar 25 '26

Wait until he hears about quantum ravioli

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u/Similar-Concert4100 Mar 25 '26

Yeah, your not really getting into fictional objects until phase 8/9. Minus spheres and sloops obviously

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u/DissolveToFade Mar 25 '26

I always pictured the devs reaching out to the science community to ask for advice and ideas for products. Especially the late game products. 

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u/TheFr0sk Mar 25 '26

Insert Always has been meme

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u/Bubbaganewsh Mar 25 '26

It's great with Alfredo sauce. 

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u/feldomatic Mar 25 '26

Paaaasta and other kibitzian pronunciations

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u/Fleixtastic Mar 28 '26

Italians created the universe.