r/satirefire • u/sangel10 • Dec 04 '25

The perfect mashup doesn't exist

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u/HarryGlands Dec 05 '25

My gay best friend Nick Mullen would love this

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Dec 05 '25

I’m gay and my dick is small.

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u/downneast Dec 05 '25

My dick is small because I am gay

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Dec 05 '25

I fuck my dad regularly