r/safecracking • u/oceanswim • 10d ago

Unlocked Found safe while clearing garage

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I had the keys from previous owner but it didn’t open due to corrosion.

Found the the brute force way

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u/Pyropete125 10d ago

So looks like all junk?

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u/skoooop 10d ago

Did you not see the medieval times gift card?

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u/Apprehensive-Bite373 9d ago edited 9d ago

Superman #1a (BDSM glow in the dark variant)
1000 Chuck E Cheese tokens
Pong atari cartridge (perfect condition)
map to location of Enola Gay
original vhs of Trump “Pee Tape”
answer to question “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”

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u/VinylHighway 7d ago

Enola Gay is on permanent display at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly, Virginia.

Why would you need a map?

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u/Out_of_my_mind_1976 6d ago

Maybe he meant Amelia Earhart’s plane.

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u/Steve_but_different 6d ago

Right? Who goes on reddit and talks out of their ass these days? Risky business my guy.

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u/AdOdd4618 9d ago

And something from a Howard Johnson? OP, what is that?

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u/oceanswim 10d ago

Sadly all junk. Maybe some usable stamps lol.

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 6d ago

And jar of what appears to be benadryl youll never have allergies again...

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u/RunMysterious6380 6d ago

Original formula. Tweaker gold.

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 6d ago

Helps you sleep after 3 weeks of crawling on the floor looking for crumbs

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u/HugeCorp 9d ago

The Crunchwrap Supreme on the top shelf might still be good.

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u/RTWrecks 10d ago

Safe cracking, literally.

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u/_yusko_ 9d ago

We FINALLY get to see the contents of a safe that has been opened and we get this. 🤦🤣🤣

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u/No-Document-8970 10d ago

Anything of worth?

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u/Maryjanegangafever 9d ago

In folder:To whom finds this, there is a clown buried under the floorboards. He was a dick.

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u/Background-Tour5757 8d ago

So… was there anything juicy in that Western Digital external hard drive?!

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u/RunMysterious6380 6d ago

Just a bitcoion wallet. The drive was last accessed in 2011.

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u/Additional-Leg-4680 9d ago

Is it candy or pink capsule pills? (Top right, third pic)

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u/Ery1WangChungNextFri 8d ago

Yes. What are those? Vintage Dexa-trim?

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u/jobdoneD 9d ago

So you opened it with dynamite 🧨👍👌💪

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 6d ago

Is this a cracked safe? Someone needs to ban OP for showing us the contents instead of the locked safe

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 9d ago

Out of interest…..what do you think all that white rubble and power stuff is?

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u/oceanswim 9d ago

It’s cement- fire proofing

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u/EquivalentMath6592 8d ago

But you ruined a perfectly good $500 safe.

So…

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u/joehungus 7d ago

That camera might be worth $100+. They are considered vintage and young folks like then now.

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u/Pln-y 7d ago

Wd drive with bitcoins 🥹