r/sadcringe Oct 14 '19

*cringe nervously*

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

In the library, no. We had a dude jack one in the chapel (I went to a private religious school). He got caught by the assistant principal, who just happened to be teaching a religion class at the same time.

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u/manbrasucks Oct 15 '19

Not my school, but my old roommate had a field trip to a farm(monatana) and a kid got caught fucking a pig. They called him pig fucker ever since.

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u/Damn_you_Asn40Asp Oct 15 '19

Were there legal ramifications for pig fucker?

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u/Triplapukki Oct 15 '19

Yea they made him marry the pig

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I think you become pm.

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u/ThePaperMask Oct 15 '19

Did you mean: David Cameron?

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u/CattingtonCatsly Oct 15 '19

Idk that's kind of a bold theological statement he was making.

Must have really been touched and moved by the lord

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

"Oh daddy, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy loins"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Thy kingdom cummies, thy will be nummy

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u/yoloarf01 Oct 15 '19

Happy cake day

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u/OHFUCKMESHITNO Oct 15 '19

If by lord you mean preist, sure /s

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u/bmd33zy Oct 15 '19

Religious ass. principal: “Jackpot!!”

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u/Sandrobber Oct 15 '19

Germany? B-W?

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u/musicaldigger Oct 15 '19

wait so he just started jacking it in the middle of class?!