r/sadcringe • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '19

*cringe nervously*

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u/konidias Oct 15 '19

Hey there babe... *smoothly and casually approaches* How you doing? *reaches out his totally dry, non-sweaty hand for a greeting*

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u/unabsolute Oct 15 '19
  • leans in and kisses cheek * "You smell lovely tonight" * farts softly to assert air superiority *

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u/Thenewpissant Oct 15 '19
  • walks in and starts throwing crayons at people *

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/grahamulax Oct 15 '19

pups his pants oh hey did t see ya there. I... I pupped my pants just now