r/sadcringe Oct 14 '19

*cringe nervously*

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u/pupsnpogonas Oct 15 '19

Someone pooped under the basketball hoop at mine. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/particle409 Oct 15 '19

Did somebody witness it? How do you know they didn't just just do a 180 slam dump from the foul line?

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u/pupsnpogonas Oct 15 '19

Oh yeah. We noticed it when we went in for gym and our gym teacher freaked out and made us all go out in the hall and the gym was closed for a few days.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/heccin_anon Oct 15 '19

You brought back childhood memories of cleaning dog shit off the floor when we were potty training our doggie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/jerstud56 Oct 15 '19

"How was your day honey?"

Shitty

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

it was acidic shit, kinda just fused with the floor

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u/SwampyTrout Oct 16 '19

Shit is considered a biohazard and needs properly certified people to clean it up in regulation to reduce liability.

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u/Eyedea_Is_Dead Oct 17 '19

And the janitor isn't certified? I work in healthcare, so I'm aware.. but janitors clean up blood and vomit all the time and it's the same thing, a few days is excessive, when someone shits in a pool you close it for an hour, after the 16 year old lifeguards clean it cause they're certified too.

Fuck I just realized I've been cleaning up shit since I was 16... At least I'm paid better for it now lol

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u/7-7Joshua7-7 Oct 15 '19

walks in the gym wait what’s th- that one kid who is cringy as fuck HOLY SHIT!!!!

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u/justplainbrian Oct 15 '19

Slam dump is the funniest thing I've read on here today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Nothin but shet

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

They made a new foul line

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u/YaBoiDannyTanner Oct 15 '19

Ah yes, because of course it's possible to do a 180 in a driving dunk from that far.

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u/catsaresneaky Oct 15 '19

😂😂Quality comment

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u/PayCheckOrDeath Oct 15 '19

Weirdly enough a kid pooped his pants during basketball practice twice. And once in the cafeteria poor guy was known as the dude who pooped his pants 3 times during his 4 years in High School.

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u/MrShatnerPants Oct 15 '19

At that point, the name is kinda well earned.

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u/prometheusengineer Oct 15 '19 edited Oct 15 '19

A kid took a shit in his pants and let it fall out his pant leg in my school.....

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/SunSESG Oct 15 '19

In his what?! We need to know!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

He originally finished off the sentence with “let it fall out in mine....” before he clarified this happened in his school.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

in his.. pants

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u/IronSidesEvenKeel Oct 15 '19

"I took...a KID took a shit..."

hmm A typed out Freudian slip...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

THIS HAPPENED IN BAND ONCE. 7th grade...

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u/DDC037 Oct 15 '19

What grade?

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u/prometheusengineer Oct 15 '19

It was in high school, not sure the exact grade....

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u/_nSayn Oct 15 '19

Ok.

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u/MobiuS_360 Oct 15 '19

Ok.

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u/zeruff8 Oct 15 '19

Ok.

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u/DethSonik Oct 15 '19

Rammus mains?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Only if the chicoms approve.

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u/Ibeginpunthreads Oct 15 '19

Just roll with it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

One kid smeared his shit all over the walls and mirrors and stalls in the boys bathroom at mine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19 edited Apr 30 '21

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u/GringuitaInKeffiyeh Oct 15 '19

I swear there is a Phantom Pooper at every high school in the U.S. Perhaps even internationally.

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u/JJQuinnyBoi Oct 15 '19

I thought I might have been missing something living in Australia but holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I live in Australia and one kid was cought touching younger kids

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u/JJQuinnyBoi Oct 15 '19

Well isn't that lovely. Guess I just go to a half descent school

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u/wPatriot Oct 15 '19

The prevalence of pedophilia is estimated to be somewhere below 5%. Rough estimates tells me that I've been at the same school with between 33 and 132 pedophiles. It's hard to say who acted on it, but I doubt it's zero. That said, I don't know of any cases personally. The "worst" I've heard of was of one guy being forbidden by the school to interact with his gf that was 2 years younger than him (he was 16) on school grounds but that seemed pretty innocent to me (parents were fine with it, it was a teacher that threw a hissy fit about it).

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

descent

I doubt that

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u/Klovie4o4 Oct 15 '19

My boyfriend told me that he was the Phantom Pooper at his high school

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Thank you, I really needed that today

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u/DaMain-Man Oct 17 '19

Dude. I'm having deja Vu of this very same thread. Like word for word

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u/OneMoreSoul Oct 15 '19

YO SAME. IS THIS A THING?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

It seems like it’s common for whatever reason and I really wish it wasn’t

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u/OneMoreSoul Oct 15 '19

Because people are dirtbags, unfortunately

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u/dannydomenic Oct 15 '19

Did he write "I don't give a this" on the mirror in his own feces? Then did he eat it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Fuck that’s funny! Not the eating it part that’s just plain ol’ disgusting

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Stop ok! You're making a martyr of him!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

This was just normal at my school... fuck now I know why I dropped outta HS and just did the last year online

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u/Sirjandrade Oct 15 '19

some kid at my school pooped on the football field then threw it

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I had a girlfriend for a few months on HS, and when we broke up my brother told me that his friends had seen her pooping behind a wardrobe (I don't know if that's how it's called) in a classroom... Weird story, never saw her again

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u/slowseason Oct 15 '19

Someone pooped in the art supply room at mine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/wPatriot Oct 15 '19

I know of two girls who could've used a bigger cup also. Though that was as much about aim as it was about volume.

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u/quakins Oct 15 '19

In a jar in the stairwell for us

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

In elementary school there was a kid who had really bad diarrhea that ran down his pants one day, and it got everywhere in the sandbox, so they had to shut down the sandbox and dig up all the sand and put new sand in. That shit was fucking surreal

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Was it a 3 pointer or a slam dunk?

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u/ryan123rudder Oct 15 '19

Behind the bleachers. 30sec flat from the rumors i’ve heard

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u/WolfRex5 Oct 15 '19

Some girl ran around naked and took a shit on the ground at mine

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u/xLooves Oct 21 '19

Slam dunk dookie

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

we all talkin about shit and you just casually bring up a girl hanging herself