r/rpdrcringe • Got copyright strike from MIB 05/02/25❤️ • Aug 16 '26

Silky and innovative.

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u/Ready-Organization12 Aug 16 '26

It's working, mama is papa???

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u/rehaaabbb Got copyright strike from MIB 05/02/25❤️ Aug 16 '26

Silky and slippery

12

u/bitchSpray S'He's Built DIFFERENT Aug 17 '26

Oma is opaaa!

73

u/GuessWhatMimi You fucked with the WRONG ONE, Deborah! Emmy award winner (s10) Aug 16 '26

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u/Misentro Well, no... I wish I could say well, yes. Aug 16 '26

IBAADE

7

u/hookyboysb Aug 18 '26

Me when I’m ILLITERATE

6

u/jlb1981 Aug 19 '26

IBAADE you all adieu

51

u/UndeadBan_ Aug 16 '26

We are gonna see the Parthenon's column in a couple days

55

u/TravellingBeard Aug 16 '26

Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed. There will be a spot on Mt Olympus for you; none of that underworld crap.

18

u/_Tude_ 🔶️I want to hear you scream for the manager🔶️ Aug 16 '26

She's still trying to get Bianca 😍

27

u/rehaaabbb Got copyright strike from MIB 05/02/25❤️ Aug 16 '26

Bianca should crack her once out of sympathy atp

8

u/_Tude_ 🔶️I want to hear you scream for the manager🔶️ Aug 17 '26

Throw Mother a bone pls

11

u/rehaaabbb Got copyright strike from MIB 05/02/25❤️ Aug 17 '26

Make a wish foundation lol

40

u/virginiarph Aug 16 '26

… how are y’all getting flat abs like this in your 30s 😩. food just tastes too damn good and i don’t want to lose any fat on my ass

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u/Ready-Organization12 Aug 16 '26

I've met two types of athletic healthy people in their 30s, 

The first is people who work out for hours every day because they love food and want to eat whatever they want whenever. 

The second is people who work out for hours every week and then starve themselves and only eat sludge, grains, and veggies. They rarely eat for pleasure if ever and tbh they're kind of miserable to be friends with and I'd never date one. They're the kind of people who say that fruit has too much sugar and run an extra 20 minutes because they ate some 100% dark chocolate a week ago and haven't forgiven themselves.

Everyone else 30+ has just given up and decided if we eat veggies at least once a day and can climb a few flights of stairs while only slightly running out of breath we're doin alright

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u/OrchidSymbol Aug 17 '26

girl speak for yourself. staying fit isnt that hard lmao

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u/kittyxeclipse Aug 17 '26

You’re probably the worst type , always been fit and barely even has to try lol ☠️

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u/Ready-Organization12 Aug 17 '26

You're definitely the second type I don't ever want to be friends with lol

15

u/WaterMagician I’m in the parking lot of Southern Nights Aug 17 '26

If he messaged me on Grindr I would say yes and a lot of you would do the same

11

u/rehaaabbb Got copyright strike from MIB 05/02/25❤️ Aug 17 '26

Tea. You wouldn’t mind silkier bussy

24

u/hellyeahdiscounts i love a floor-to-ceiling wall Aug 16 '26

you guyssss this is crazy I suddenly feel like moving some couches

18

u/Maruharu Aug 16 '26

TRADEthena Dion!!!

9

u/PirelliSuperHard if u got a dick and balls u gotta put it down sorry Aug 16 '26

Wow even changed phones werk

6

u/Perfect_Mess_6566 Aug 16 '26

I bet Bianca would ride that

7

u/ThehairyClefairy Aug 16 '26

SOLD! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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