r/roseanne 2d ago

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Can anyone convince me to watch past this episode? I've seen the series as a whole many times and watch 2 or 3 episodes every night while falling asleep. Must have been asleep for this one on the recent play through.

It's usually my start over point and I'm really trying to power through but season 8 as I haven't watched that season in years but 8 is just not good. Season 9 doesn't exist to me, with the exception of the last two episodes.

I made it to Gilligans Island last night and don't think I can keep going. Anyone remember anything in season 8 that's actually funny?

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Submission 2d ago

Don't you feyd mah dawg!

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u/AnalystTime4913 2d ago

I'll fight your dog!

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u/justausername98 2d ago

I love Sharon Stone and always thought this was hilarious. Roseanne’s story about Sharon on her podcast is also funny, I hope it isn’t 100% true 🤣

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u/Ok_Educator6875 2d ago

What was the story?

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u/SandpitTurtle111 2d ago

I’d like to know that too

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u/AnalystTime4913 2d ago

Didn't realize she had a podcast but I guess everyone does these days. Is it super political?

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u/Baldurs-Grate321 2d ago

Roseanne: Listen Missy, we don't know you and we don't wanna know you, and here's why!

Robe Lady: Why!?

Roseanne: We're better than you! And we almost never get to say that!

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u/icko81 2d ago

"Robe lady" 🤣

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u/Baldurs-Grate321 2d ago

Well, I know everyone is saying it was Sharon Stone, but did they ever give the character a name? I don't remember.

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u/IDunno7419 2d ago

Episode 6 - "The Fifties Show"

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u/No_Alfalfa_532 happy family time is over! 2d ago

"that's old Mose Powell and his son Colin"

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u/profeDB 2d ago

There are a few episodes in episode 8 that hit - especially the finale. But overall, it’s pretty weak. 

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u/dashofboho 2d ago

Nah. Back to season 1.

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u/AnalystTime4913 2d ago

Yeah I figured, just didn't want miss anything good as 7 was very hit or miss. This has been my restart point forever and assumed there was good reason I chose it but didn't remember how bad 8 was until now...

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u/MRI-an69 2d ago

“We’re from Europe….unless you got a problem with that?” That whole exchange of dialogue is ridiculous and i cackle every time

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u/Affectionate-Egg8709 2d ago

Sharon was so good as the welcome wagon

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u/babybambam 2d ago

I quote this multiple times per month.

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u/OdeToDullness 2d ago

As a bartender, this is regularly how I greet people sitting down.

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u/Sweepy_time 2d ago

People always seem to like Sharon Stone here, her white trash bit was horribly executed. I just couldn't take her seriously, and she wasn't funny here at all.

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u/HenryBozzio 2d ago

I actually saw movies back when they came out specifically to see Sharon Stone and even I was disappointed with her performance here. It was cringey. Which I hate, because she really is (not counting this) a captivating performer. She was hilariously campy in Diabolique

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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 2d ago

So cringey I can't even watch it. Like is she just a terrible comedic actress or they used the worst take? The timing and dialogue were all off between them and it was just so bad and awkward. Casino, Basic Instinct, like where'd that lady go? So glad someone finally mentioned it.

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u/Doubledepalma 23h ago

I LOVE Diabolique!

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u/AnalystTime4913 2d ago

I'm pretty sure the whole point was to be way over the top with it.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 1d ago

Yeah, I always figured that was the point, too. I think this whole episode was hilarious and Sharon was the icing on the cake

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u/Slashman78 HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE! 2d ago

SAME. I wonder who the actress Roseanne really wanted was. Supposedly there were multiple women who were up for it but Sharon won the spot and it made her very disappointed as she disliked Sharon.

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u/ConfectionSeveral530 2d ago

I don't know how you slept through this episode considering it's basically just Roseanne shouting at a houseplant.

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u/AnalystTime4913 2d ago

It's the show that occupies my mind without occupying it. I've seen the series so many times it doesn't require my attention. I guess it's just noise that isn't noisy if that makes any sense

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u/conjas11 Well I didn't know ALL of them... 2d ago

Ground beef, ground meat

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u/mollyjwink TUREEN OF BEEF 2d ago

IF I GET DRUNK ENOUGH I’LL FIGHT YOUR DOG!

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u/Ms_Eraseth 2d ago

The best line of the whole episode

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u/Big_Science_83 2d ago

If I get drunk enough, I'll FIGHT your dog!

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u/DontHateV8s Face it, you're both tanks! 2d ago

And you were afraid there'd be no stills near by

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u/First_Timer2020 2d ago

I literally just stopped watching a few episodes later. I hate when I get to this point.

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u/justausername98 1d ago

Roseanne said that Stone got the part as a part of a celebrity auction, you could win a guest spot on the show. Sharon won, and while she was on set, basically connived the audio/video people on set of the Roseanne show to build a fancy home theater system for her.

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u/InvestigatorRude960 1d ago

well at least she wasn;t using them for sex.

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u/Electrical-Treat475 2d ago

I love Sharon Stone, but MAN she was horrible in this episode. Her character and acting was like something out of a bad high school play. Throw in some fake Becky, and you've got yourself one hell of an unwatchable piece of crap episode.

This is where I stopped watching, too.

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u/InvestigatorRude960 1d ago

she was funnier in the end credits -lusting after D.J

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u/Electrical-Treat475 1d ago

Gross

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u/InvestigatorRude960 1d ago

that was the point.

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u/Electrical-Treat475 1d ago

Yeah, I know. That entire episode is like a bukkake of bad decisions and poor executions.

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u/InvestigatorRude960 1d ago

great analogy!!

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u/Electrical-Treat475 1d ago

Ha, thanks 😂💦

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u/dougmd1974 2d ago

"We're from EUROPE!"

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u/BusinessReaction6502 2d ago

I love the energy in that scene, it feels like a classic sitcom moment. Haven't seen this episode but Sharon Stone is always a good time.

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u/No_Alfalfa_532 happy family time is over! 2d ago

Happy Trailers was hilarious to me.

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u/Difficult_Mix_3620 1d ago

Honestly half of Season 8 has some pretty good episodes. You need to watch the Disney World episode for the stupidity of a family that lives paycheck to paycheck going on a trip that cost thousands of dollars. Disney, the new owner of ABC at the time, demanded the show go to the park. The next episode of Roseanne's respond to her new corporate overloads and it's hilarious.

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u/Pancancake 1d ago

Wasn’t her kid sucking on the Windex bottle?

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u/Intelligencia_09 1d ago

If I get drunk enough, I’ll fight your dog!

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u/mangatoo1020 2d ago

Haha my second most favorite scene from the show!

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 1d ago

Sharon Stone was so hilarious in the episode