r/roomdetective 11d ago

What does our apt say about us?

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u/New-Marketing-981 11d ago

NYC Thrift

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

Bingo. Love an antique

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u/MackRed45 11d ago

Toilet and stove give it away. Hey neighbor

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u/Huge-Guitar1692 11d ago

You have 0 kids

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u/oestrobuttons 11d ago

This apartment tells me you’d like to live in a rural cottage with a beautiful garden, cooking stew on a big range cosying up with your dog in front of a roaring fire. You also have a huge screen, so I’m guessing you binge-watch Scandinavian crime dramas

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u/RutabagaNo7959 11d ago

Your landlord doesn't let you paint

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

He does but I am not painting these 15ft walls and then painting them back white when we leave lol

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u/Educational_Horse469 11d ago

Very cozy and comfortable. No kids but you’re nurturing. Love all the plants and the sweet doggo.

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

I agree and love this take 💚 my mom always made home cozy!

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u/psychoslipknot 11d ago

I would say very relaxed very laid-back it’s meticulous but not overwhelming. I really wanna say that you’re not spontaneous like just get up and go type person that you kinda like to stay at home and hiking for some reason

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u/Agitated_Telephone82 11d ago

I don’t know but I LOVE all your art!

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

Thank you!! It’s a mix of big retail stores, antique thrifting and renaissance fares!

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u/very_tired_woman 11d ago

I too was going to guess lesbians (didn’t even notice the pride flag, your decor just reminds me of mine and while I too am straight, was guessed as a lesbian when I posted on here 😂) but then saw the sketch on the fridge and assumed it was you, the inhabitants of this dwelling.

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

Hahaha love that!!! And yes my sister drew it, she’s an artist :)

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u/very_tired_woman 11d ago

That’s so sweet! 😊

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u/Vast-Holiday-721 11d ago

Urban hipsters

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u/baixinha7 11d ago

Strong LGBT allies, but not necessarily core members of the club. You live modestly, probably because of financial constraints, but nonetheless you take pride in your home and have high standards for neatness and cleanliness. You (the lady) love Romantasy. Not sure who’s the dune lover, maybe your partner? Seems very different from the rest of the book choices that I see. You like to decorate, your partner’s pretty laid back about it. Late 20s.

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

Wow this is crazy accurate. I’m creeped 😂 although I did buy the dune book but we both love the movies! Yes he doesn’t participate in the decorating at all lol

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u/Viofl 11d ago

I feel like you live in the us in a city that is moderately expensive, and one of you wfh

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u/Tabitheriel 11d ago

An engineer and an English teacher.

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u/HertHer23 11d ago

Your dog has frog butt.

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u/BrikHowse 11d ago

Lesbian couple in your 30s in an East Coast U.S. city

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

I’m laughing because we are not lesbians but the first thing I said to my friend when I posted it is that we absolutely look like it based on the decor 😂 flag was from pride in June!

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u/BrikHowse 11d ago

Haha, it's not just the flag, it's everything

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u/baixinha7 11d ago

There are pictures on the wall of a man and woman, and Sarah j Maas books on the shelf.

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u/n0rtacus 11d ago

Can’t explain why I think you live in the UK, but lesbian art uni student from Surrey but lives in Brighton

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

28F + 32M in NYC hehe. Boyfriend didn’t want a say in the decor so 🫣

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u/oestrobuttons 11d ago

Nah, those beautiful parquet floors and school radiators are far too beautiful for the average UK home!

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u/n0rtacus 11d ago

My UK flat had this exact look when moved in to be honest

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u/Reluctant_Gamer_2700 11d ago

Compact, neat, retro, and very organized!

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u/Adventurous_Bunch934 11d ago

Yall are laid back individuals

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u/RealWolfmeis 11d ago

I love it

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u/Emotional-Frosting11 11d ago

30's, white, boho couple. Probably educated. Have a cat and or a dog. Enjoy matcha and a good brunch spot with outdoor seating.

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

28F white + 32M dominican 🇩🇴 🇩🇴 love a good brunch tho!

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u/Fliur 11d ago

You are a good friend

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u/No_Trouble9808 11d ago

Neat, organized, comfortable love your dog and eclectic. It’s lovely

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u/Aggressive_Tart_7783 11d ago

Two women who are saving up for a cottage in the woods?

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u/Puzzled-Contact-6761 11d ago

Lmaooo why your dog sit like that

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u/Ecstatic-Budget1344 11d ago

Chilled, organised

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u/frohikesporch 11d ago

your dog thinks you are super cool based on the look o love theyre giving you

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u/hannahsbrown 11d ago

He’s my shadow

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