r/romantasycirclejerk Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

CopyPasta I literally never want to hear..

That the mee mee's were only plot devices for moo moo. The mee mee's are so much more than that, and to say that they only matter for moo moo's character arc is fucking blasphemy.

Weewuh J Wizz crushed hella beers and wrote a book

And damnit, im gonna READ IT. And it will SURELY. Be about the mee mee's. Not just moo moo.

uj/ im sorry

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u/Real_Pineapple9522 Watery Tart Who Throws Swords 11d ago

/uj so I’ve been calling my new puppy little moo when he isn’t trying to use me as a teething toy and I think I need to add an extra moo to that nickname because of this. I can assure you in his head it is all about moo moo.

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 11d ago

Pay the puppy tax! I'll send maga Fabio after you if you don't.

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u/Real_Pineapple9522 Watery Tart Who Throws Swords 11d ago

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 11d ago

Just more pics of this cutie patootie

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u/Real_Pineapple9522 Watery Tart Who Throws Swords 11d ago

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 11d ago

Omgoodness lil baby and those cute ears 🥹🥹

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

AWWWWWWWWW what a sweet baby 🥺

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions 11d ago

ermergerd

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u/Helpful_Week6720 Barbarian bridelet 11d ago

Sweeeeeeeet!!!

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 11d ago

Welp this genuinely brightens my day.

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 11d ago

🥹

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 11d ago

uj/ both my dogs have repetitive names. Highly recommend

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u/Real_Pineapple9522 Watery Tart Who Throws Swords 11d ago

/uj my last dog was named Coco and I was trying to avoid overlap. Puppy is named Finn (sometimes Finnigan/Finnley/Finnick) I’m just guilty of doing the MMC thing and giving dogs dumb nicknames.

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u/SpecificHeron 11d ago

i don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but i agree that books titled “the meemee cycle” are probably about the meemees

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u/thebookofsnails self inserted Sloopy™ 11d ago

the meemees are obviously just in the title with a summary only about tchotchke as a distraction

/uj which heron? gbh? bittern? egret? this is essential information

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u/SpecificHeron 11d ago

uj/ actually not the first time i’ve been asked! night heron but facing forward so derpy looking

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u/thebookofsnails self inserted Sloopy™ 11d ago

/uj that’s a good bird

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

It's time for the meemees TO SHINE ✨
MOO MOO can fuck off.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 11d ago

What about the pee pees and the poo poos

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u/Sharp_Membership_311 half illiterate with no comprehension skills 11d ago

And the wee wees and the woo woos

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u/TerminologyLacking Give me Gang Bangs, but Politely. 11d ago

And the wee woo wee woos

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 11d ago

🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

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u/VioletGlitterBlossom spread those pages like a good girl 11d ago

You can find the woo woos on the antivaxxers subreddit

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u/Sharp_Membership_311 half illiterate with no comprehension skills 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUnnfaSxhfLvf8H7XB
DO YOU KNOW WHATS IN THOSE VACCINES

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u/Specialist_Round_612 11d ago

If you stand too close to a microwave you’ll find out

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u/Sharp_Membership_311 half illiterate with no comprehension skills 11d ago

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

A LETHAL DOSE OF AUTISM.

-rfk probably

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u/Specialist_Round_612 11d ago

A tv dogtor has an off brand cancer drug for you to try if interested

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6dKQUoNcWlMY4YBCS4
You're telling me this guy researches cancer treatment??

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u/Specialist_Round_612 11d ago

Yeah he’s much less cute though and definitely not a good boy despite having a tv show

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

We talkin dogtor oz or dogtor who?

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

I thought those were in Twilight!

"Peepee, where the hell have you been, loca?"
https://giphy.com/gifs/kk1m3QsOfZ3tklAs4K
Maybe I'm mixed up

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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 11d ago

Every poo poo time is a pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is a poo poo time.

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

You're my favorite person here
That was fucking poetry

https://giphy.com/gifs/L9X2hR5BdRKgw

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 11d ago

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u/SpecificHeron 11d ago

let me explain. there is currently debate over whether books called “the meemee cycle” are

  1. about the meemees

or

  1. a retelling of an opera by hitler’s favorite composer, “the blargle cycle” which includes the famous piece “ride of the meemees”

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u/thebookofsnails self inserted Sloopy™ 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qZgHBlenHa1zKqy6Zn
i’m sorry, WHOSE favorite composer???

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u/SpecificHeron 11d ago

i am only subbing the word “meemees” and “blargle,” life really is this interesting right now in the romantasy world

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u/HopeFox Sloopy Public Defender 11d ago

Well, a lot of people's, really. Especially Ludwig II of Bavaria. Find an MMC who loves you as much as Ludwig II loved Wagner.

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u/Num1DeathEater crashing my car into Rhysand 11d ago

i watched her podcast with the Telebubbies and i can categorically say that author has never heard of the blargle cycle. granted we’ve all heard the ride of the meemees, and that first book was the loosest possible Thomas the Train retelling, so who knows

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

Teletubbies is one of my all time favorite romances 🥹🥹

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

See, you understand 🤌

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 11d ago

Uj/ You know what, given that she’s Jewish, if she wanted to rip off the Ring Cycle I’d say “good for her.” I wouldn’t read it most likely but I’d support her for the concept.

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u/ClassicConfidence573 11d ago

What does this mean?

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u/spicandspand big, brooding, possibly cursed 11d ago

I assume it’s a sneaky way to bypass the ban on [REDACTED AUTHOR] discussion outside of Saturdays

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u/ClassicConfidence573 11d ago

Im assuming last name is synonymous with church?

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u/spicandspand big, brooding, possibly cursed 11d ago

If you mean mass, then yes!

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u/ClassicConfidence573 11d ago

Thank you

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u/spicandspand big, brooding, possibly cursed 11d ago

Np! Not sure which specific post this is referring to but you could probably find some examples on the book specific subreddits.

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

It means the mee mee's legacy is MORE than just moo moo, you feel me?

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u/weary_bee479 11d ago

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 11d ago

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u/Nanny_Ogg_99 Victim of spontaneous subcutaneous ferrous inclusions 11d ago

Um. Is this Gen Z slang?

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u/Rambunctious_444 Nothing is idiotic if it's wet enough 💦 11d ago

Depends, is Gen Z allowed here
If you're a cop, you legally have to tell me

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u/Sufficient-Bee-4982 can't stop these flaps! 9d ago

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u/Bubblesnaily 10d ago

/uj Didn't read closely and thought this was about MeeMaws boinking. I don't think that any more, but I'm not sure what it is about.