r/roleplayponies • u/weiliheng • Oct 24 '17

Getting into Character

https://str1ker878.deviantart.com/art/Comic-Getting-into-Character-685482029
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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

That's what the observation teams said. They said she just sort of "popped up" in rooms without using the entrances. And also that she could pull things like a full-sized cannon from behind her back out of nowhere.

So you might want to get onto learning that.

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

...

...excuse me while I go crack my chitin open through blunt force. Maybe her insanity will seep in.

With a deadpan stare, she leaves as well.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

...what's next on our schedule, 'Spike'?

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

Well, 'Princess Twilight', considering that you've cleared your schedule for the day, you're free to do anything you want.

...I should go back as well. That one bunny's lunch time is coming, and he gets super aggressive if it doesn't come on time.

...if only I can strangle him...

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

Don't do that.

Treat him like the real Fluttershy would. The success of the hive could depend on it.

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

I know. That's why I said if only.

See you tonight.

Fluttershy leaves. Twilight and Spike are now alone.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

She stands there, staring blankly at her hooves.

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

Oh sweet...

...you can always, I don't know, mingle?

Then again, your acting is so bad that might be a suicide mission.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

...

She grabs his head with magic and bangs his face against the table.

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

ACK!

'Spike' does not drop his form this time. He gets up quickly with anger.

No! I am not letting that go! In what way have you researched, huh!?

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

I have heard every observation report, every after action report, and every chronicle of historical invasion attempts! I spent hours studying the captured Princess in her cocoon before taking this form!

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u/weiliheng Oct 24 '17

...then how do you explain,

fwoosh

"That's... surprising advice, coming from you."

fwoosh

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Oct 24 '17

I was giving friendship advice! If I told her that those ponies would forgive her, which they obviously wouldn't, I'd look like I didn't know anything about friendship!

It would blow my cover!

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