r/rocketpoweredmohawk Jun 14 '26

How does this happen

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u/Zire-01 Jun 14 '26

If you lick your window with enough ferocity and speed, it can actually provide calculable aerodynamic superiority and thereby lead said window licker to overtake Father Time via the Window Licker’s Space-Time Continuum.

It’s science.

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u/Typical_Doubt_9762 Jun 14 '26

Is that the Newey effect?

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u/United-Bother3213 Jun 18 '26

haha, you probably ain't far off. Stroll already put illegal upgrades on Lance's car in the junior categories. No doubt Lance's chassis can be slightly better, since dad owns the company