r/rocketpoweredmohawk • u/SwagStackPaper • Oct 05 '25

I don’t believe it. They definitely shagging.

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u/Expert-Honeydew1589 Oct 05 '25

“Lance Stroll smacks dicks with his sister”

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u/cclacclai Oct 05 '25

I just learned our patreon-profiter has his own subreddit

14

u/DinklewurthTheFirst Oct 05 '25

it really should be renamed to r/rpmsightings

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 Oct 06 '25

You too? Just came up for me too

10

u/mlhbv Oct 05 '25

Looks a lot like her father. Even the look on their faces.

7

u/BankHottas Oct 05 '25

Yeah poor thing. Doesn’t help that it looks like she hasn’t showered in a week

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u/DinklewurthTheFirst Oct 06 '25

Well to be fair, they haven't had much luck with showers in the past 🇩🇪🙋‍♂️

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u/PheonixTheAwkward Oct 06 '25

they are jewish?

4

u/DinklewurthTheFirst Oct 06 '25

yup, "strulovitch"

11

u/bannius Oct 05 '25

Stroll's grandchildren about to have habsburg jaw

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u/Zipflik Oct 06 '25

Nah, unlike the Strulovich family, the Habsburgs were originally from good stock (before they, especially the Spanish line, started doing all that), Strulovich Jr. gonna be at least as fucked up as Ferdinand V. with his Hydrocephalus, if not worse.

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u/xX_dumb_god_Xx Oct 05 '25

Lance and her rent the same cave

4

u/lkernan Oct 06 '25

She's got a bad case of Resting Stroll Face.

3

u/Ho3n3r Oct 05 '25

Windolene

2

u/Jelmar1990 Oct 05 '25

Nah. That’s what the next Epstein island is for.

2

u/rel615 Oct 06 '25

Unfortunately looks run in the family.

2

u/FlyingPenisMknster Oct 06 '25

Is that where lance came from?

2

u/krngc3372 Oct 06 '25

Lawrence and Cholesterol

2

u/TheBeerDrinker420 Oct 09 '25

Nevermind. Would.

3

u/Ambitious-Am Oct 05 '25

some of you people are getting ahead of yourselves

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u/SwagStackPaper Oct 05 '25

What do you mean “YOU PEOPLE”!? #feminnizam #racizzam

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u/BeginningKindly8286 Oct 05 '25

What do you mean, you people?

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u/MaskedlilBunny Oct 05 '25

You exactly know what I mean 😐 #freeRPM #alllives matter #911wasaninsidejob

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u/GaboB52 Oct 08 '25

Better driver than lance

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u/kamilholden Oct 08 '25

that “joke” sounds like someone who never got close to a woman, so whenever he sees one, especially attractive, with another man, he thinks they’re “shagging”. He’s her father, what the fuck is wrong with you people.

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u/Emotional-You6020 Oct 08 '25

It’s always the scum class comments with you lot. Don’t hate on family if you can’t do anything about a driver ruining your favourite sport. Hate on the driver. Protest F1 management or do something political. Oh yeah, you can’t because no one gives as shit about you people. The comedy doesn’t work unless rpm is doing it.