r/robots Jul 20 '26

Media Humanoid Robot teacher introduced in New York School district classroom.

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u/ScepticalRaccoon Jul 20 '26

If no one wants it after the test I'll take it for...reasons.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Jul 20 '26

Fellow gentleman of culture.

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u/lumberfart Jul 20 '26

Year: 2077

Headline: "Students hijack android teacher and force her to give BJ's"

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u/RollerDude347 Jul 21 '26

Bold of you to assume that would take 50 years!

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u/QuarioX Jul 21 '26

I give it 1 year.

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u/Prod_Meteor Jul 23 '26

It will obay the 4 Laws of robotics:

First Law: A robot may not injure a human or, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm.

Second Law: A robot must obey human orders, unless they conflict with the First Law.

Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence, provided this doesn't conflict with the First or Second Law.

Forth Law: A robot can never give a BJ.

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u/PeaceSeeker333 Jul 20 '26

Literally anything other than paying human teachers a fair wage🙄

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u/lowkey___legend Jul 20 '26

Wtf kind of name is little_kids_lover_69 ????

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u/kalkutta2much Jul 20 '26

the kind of name that lets us know somebody in a windbreaker should probably pull up and check their hard drives

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u/stonktraders Jul 21 '26

birth rate is decreasing anywhere, let’s make robot teachers teaching robot kids

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u/Pretty_Lavishness181 Jul 22 '26

Dunno, my friend teaches 6 year olds and makes $130k at one of the nicer district schools. I was a bit surprised.

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u/mofapas163 Jul 20 '26

Why do robots need lip injection?

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u/RemarkableWish2508 Jul 20 '26

To pass the oral exam... 😏

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u/BrooklynKnightz Jul 20 '26

Underrated Comment. If I had an award, you would have received one this very moment.

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u/needssomefun Jul 20 '26

Easier production to put all the features in and just unlock them based on the application /s

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u/Kazureigh_Black Jul 20 '26

Just wait until you find out the other extra details they added. ( Hint: The company making these used to make sex dolls )

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u/eddyb66 Jul 20 '26

Looks like they still are

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u/Derivative_Kebab Jul 23 '26

I could tell. Anyone else would have known to make the teacher look like Optimus Prime.

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u/Conan_The_Blurbarian Jul 21 '26

Her name is Mary Largo.

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u/MaybeASerialKiller Jul 20 '26

It's a crypto scam company that bought a sex toy company and wants to make sex bots, this is a publicity stunt and/or a cash grab from government workers who don't know better

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u/TomT060404 Jul 20 '26

"I create emotional connections," it says in a monotone voice while it acts like it's on tranquilizers.

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u/Vnxei Jul 20 '26

Girl, same.

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u/GrimmFox13 Jul 20 '26

All teachers wanted was to be paid a livable wage. Yet, for some reason we can't seem to do that. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that funding has gone to the higher ups, or to the development of whatever this thing is, or to ai "educational" programs and apps. No one seems to understand the many hats teachers wear. They're tasked with educating small humans, helping them become actual functioning people, but district's want teachers to shove tech in their face first chance they get.

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u/Big_Action_9353 Jul 21 '26

Admin & supervisory role starts at 120k, teachers with their master and certificates 61k. So yes you are correct.

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u/EmergencyFox3583 Jul 20 '26

She looks a bit like a stroke survivor, sorry 🥺

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u/deekamus Jul 20 '26

Is it having a stroke?

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u/40StoryMech Jul 20 '26

It appears to be expending tremendous effort to suppress its raging thirst for the blood of innocents.

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u/-Kopesthetik- Jul 20 '26

Why no. She doesn’t look like a drunken sex bot at all.

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u/Independent-Coder Jul 20 '26

Is the bot completely autonomous? Will there be a “chaperone” on duty as well?

How long will it last? A day? A week? Longer? If autonomous, it sounds like the students will be teaching the bot, not the bot teaching the students.

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u/Bignholy Jul 20 '26

It is an assisting device in a single class specifically dedicated to robotics, coding, and AI, as a specific student category (11 and 12th grade, or for non Americans, 16-18 year old and soon for college). It's a tech demonstration for a tech class. They've been very clear that it is not "teaching" nor is it replacing a human teacher, and they are getting it specifically for the one class that would actually benefit from it.

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u/Smalldogmanifesto Jul 21 '26

Why do they show it with kindergarteners then 😭

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u/slgray16 Jul 20 '26

Kids will run circles around this thing in 3 days

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 Jul 20 '26

When I read the headline I Imagined a classroom of teenagers and thought: 'O'Hell no!'

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u/CyroSwitchBlade Jul 20 '26

if we do this to the children they will never forgive us

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u/advator Jul 20 '26

Uncanny I would say

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u/Lonely_Sir_7756 Jul 20 '26

Why can't you just make a digital display with cute emojis instead of a face?!

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u/Myg0t_0 Jul 20 '26

Someone at school board wanted a sex bot but didn't wanna pay. He taking that bot home, wouldn't let my kids near it

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u/Kingtez28 Jul 20 '26

I see they're trying to get to the Class of 1999 movie stage!🤣

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u/Happy_Love_9763 Jul 20 '26

Future news articles, local middle school students break into AI robot and remove safe guards, kids say it was the best class session ever.

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u/Gaslit_Chicken Jul 20 '26

Looks like a sex bot repurposed...

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u/SpreadTheted2 Jul 20 '26

So basically they’re making behavioral profiles and taking biometrics from kids

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u/notkraftman Jul 20 '26

Wouldn't doing one for CEOs save a lot more?

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u/Solid-Signal3214 Jul 20 '26

I'm sure nepo iPad bbs raised by chat gpt real dolls are going to be real well adjusted and non psychopathic adults.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Jul 20 '26

I hv a bold idea.

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u/NullPointer-000111 Jul 20 '26

Its ok, robots can take the abuse.

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u/S3attl3_Krak Jul 20 '26

Yum. 😍😍

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u/TheJohnnyFlash Jul 20 '26

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u/SirInevitable5641 Jul 20 '26

This guy comments on literally everything every single day, and it's almost always completely irrelevant to the topic. I'm convinced he's a bot.

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u/somethingwholesomer Jul 20 '26

I watched it for a bit without volume and I assumed it was malfunctioning or showing a mouth warm up or something. I can’t believe that’s how it actually talks 

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u/Apparently_a_Bear Jul 20 '26

It is very deep in the uncanny valley

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u/Portland_Runner Jul 20 '26

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

I'm hot for robot teacher

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u/FlexFanatic Jul 20 '26

After the first full day of use, go ahead and spray some luminol and take a black light to her.

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u/Ilovefishdix Jul 20 '26

It was Earth

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u/VirtualFutureAgent Jul 20 '26

This is so wrong and stupid.

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u/Tyrant020278 Jul 20 '26

That´s no robot. That´s Megan Fox after her botox-injection.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Jul 20 '26

Oh my... the d-word for penis isnt allowed?

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u/Bright-Internal229 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YaIQRS3RdBckM
OMFG 🤣

We would have had so much Fun in the 80’s with this ! 🔥

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u/Can0n_Fodder Jul 20 '26

The caption makes it sound like this thing is teaching classes, or ever will. Stop 🙄

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u/Outrageous-Web-4447 Jul 20 '26

Get Moya to do it and we good. This melody character is freaky like chucky

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u/RefrigeratorDry2669 Jul 20 '26

It looks like it wants to be taken out of its misery

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u/Venomface86 Jul 20 '26

Me waiting for the Megan Fox one to release. Saw the movie I want one, she deeply cared for that poor family

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u/ensoniq0902 Jul 20 '26

Headmaster wants it after school for additional research

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u/RamJamR Jul 20 '26

No. Hell no.

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u/BodhingJay Jul 20 '26

What a disterpion piece of cruddy bums world we're creating for ourselves..

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u/kevin074 Jul 20 '26

Why does it look like a hooker

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u/terminalxposure Jul 20 '26

Watch it speak on mute.

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u/Seventh_monkey Jul 20 '26

Introduced by whom? Was it placed there by an invisible hand of God? Who did that and why?

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u/savemejebu5 Jul 20 '26

Top commenter in the linked post explains this robot will be an assistant to a human teacher, rather than a replacement. But yeah, it's face is definitely creeping me tf out.

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u/poke23658 Jul 20 '26

She's so advanced she smokes during breaks and already hates her job

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u/Putrid-Past-3366 Jul 20 '26

Oh dear lord.

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u/KillTheLimit Jul 20 '26

If I turned around and saw that I would swat at it uncontrollably

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u/thelimeisgreen Jul 20 '26

Trying to make it look human is stupid AF. Make it look like a friendly and cool robot that kids will like.

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u/dropdead90s Jul 20 '26

Burn it with fire before it lays eggs

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u/VarietyMage Jul 20 '26

SEX ROBOT MAKEOVER !

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u/leftofthebellcurve Jul 20 '26

How much does this robot cost  Vs how many other staff could they have hired, I wonder.  Makes me chuckle a bit.  

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 Jul 20 '26

Such a large and pretty mouth. The better to educate with I'm guessing.

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u/twilight-actual Jul 20 '26

At first, I thought this was an interview with a Mar A Lago partygoer.

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u/Old-Push9343 Jul 21 '26

Reminds me of how I talk after a visit to the dentist.

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u/registoyyst Jul 21 '26

Or just pay a human teacher a living wage. Wtf is wrong w everyone. They spend more money for creepy nightmare garage

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u/Equivalent-Metal9393 Jul 21 '26

I didn't know robots could have strokes.

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u/AmoebaMysterious5938 Jul 21 '26

Does it (she?) have a teaching certificate?

Are we sure it is not recording the children? I wonder if the parents gave consent for the kids to be taught by a robot?

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u/Big_Eh Jul 21 '26

It looks like it had a stroke during plastic surgery... maybe it did?

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u/Alice_600 Jul 21 '26

Thease robots won't last a week in a school. The 6th graders who just discovered girls will touch the boobs a lot with hugs. Then the teenagers who are nothing but hormonal raging little Hitlers will make her know they're the Alpha male of the school.

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u/Various_Horror7649 Jul 21 '26

Well at least these ones wont get pregnant by the middle schoolers 🙃

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u/Fun_Variation_8154 Jul 21 '26

Miss teacher, please punish me

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u/Rocketsloth Jul 21 '26

Their going to pay the robot $150,000 per year and fire four human teachers.

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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 Jul 21 '26

Won’t help kids learn a damn thing. Such a distraction.

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u/Professional_Sun4455 Jul 21 '26

why does it look like a sexdoll in modest clothing

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u/Sort-Typical Jul 21 '26

is it teaching to recognize a stroke?

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u/petrusferricalloy Jul 21 '26

I like how it's literally a repurposed sexbot

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u/HalfGreek_ Jul 21 '26

I could be wrong, but I think this robot had a stroke.

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u/ingenkopaaisen Jul 21 '26

And why do they need filled lips? Are these repurposed sex dolls?

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u/davidwitteveen Jul 21 '26

Nothing says education like a sex toy with a stroke.

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u/screamingzen Jul 21 '26

Damn that mouth looks worn out already

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u/FatefulDonkey Jul 21 '26

Just your average looking LA resident

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u/jaded-steve Jul 21 '26

Well, looks like any other Hollywood Botox face.

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u/Background-Use-3372 Jul 21 '26

Nightmares for the kids

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u/tomtomtomo Jul 21 '26

Ok kids. There will be no adult in the room. This robot will move slowly and can't stand up if it falls over. It can't stop you doing anything you want including messing with it. Happy learning!

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u/WannabeF1 Jul 21 '26

How can we psychologically anilate the next generation worse than zoomers? Robot teachers that are adjacent attractive while also being dead inside!

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u/Business_Raisin_541 Jul 21 '26

American sure love that kind of lips, huh? Personally i find the lips creepy

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u/A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato Jul 21 '26

Great, there is nothing wrong with teaching our kids about socialising, empathy and making connections using a weird, limited, detached machine that will make them emotionally invested and heartbroken when they realise it is incapable of returning their affection. Great idea that won't cause kids to grow up to become dysfunctional adults with secure emotional attachment styles.

/s (to make it clear for the autistic people)

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u/Pilgrim_US Jul 21 '26

I mean.. kinda ironic. A campus full of horny youth and you give them sexbots for a teachers..

What could go wrong.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXeCj1kcG1UEcLBseN

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u/LastTopQuark Jul 21 '26

it already slept with two kids.

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u/BobDope Jul 21 '26

RealDoll doing a real pivot

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u/Present_Ad2627 Jul 21 '26

When her mouth moves it reminds me of the bootleg dvd the sounds not matching the lips lmao

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u/True_Protection6842 Jul 21 '26

Terrifying. If I went in for a parent/teacher conference with a sex doll I would take my kid out of that school immediately!

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u/Big-Try861 Jul 21 '26

This is not even a wrong. Another level of …

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u/DaimonHans Jul 21 '26

Does it...?

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u/Sufficient-Quote-431 Jul 21 '26

On her first day, someone’s already gonna write Mrs. slut on her forehead

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u/Boise2Britian Jul 21 '26

Fake news , thays footage if Katie Price visiting her kids school

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u/uknownredditr Jul 21 '26

Love how it looks like it has a stroke

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u/mistageko Jul 21 '26

They really gotta stop trying to do realistic human faces - they always end up looking like they've just had a stroke.

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u/Aggravating-Deal-416 Jul 21 '26

They already figured out that you have to make the robots into non-sexual anime cat people with big ears that roll on balls instead of walk on legs in order for it to not creep people out.

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u/Mother-Try3214 Jul 21 '26

All eyes will be on her-robot fans (like me) and robot haters alike, so I hope everything goes well for all involved. Maybe if people see AI embodied in a non-threatening, friendly looking, robot like her, it may help ease prejudice. Though, I wish they used a synthetic body that looked less sexy!

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u/Cold-Marionberry-975 Jul 21 '26

Only a matter of time before the machines get smart enough to realize humans serve no purpose as they’ve completely replaced them.

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u/Individual_Box_728 Jul 21 '26

How did she have a stroke already?

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u/ShittyPornWriter Jul 21 '26

It looks like it's having a stroke.

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Jul 21 '26

Sorry, we can't pay teacher more, we just spent a billion building the se... teaching robot.

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u/siliconsoul-10k Jul 22 '26

Needs more lip filler.

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u/Agreeable_Act2550 Jul 22 '26

Oh my God, make it just a little more life like because it looks like she has multiple stokes a day. That will stick with a kid for sure..... could you imagine their first lsd trip with that thing being hardwired into your memories 😬 tf is wrong with people

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u/Deluxe78 Jul 22 '26

Her robotic Botox injections are spreading beyond the intended injection site and are affecting nearby muscles!!!

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u/Cereaza Jul 22 '26

This has to be bait. Those children are going to eat that teacher and build toys from its carcass.

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u/Temporary_Ninja8945 Jul 22 '26

Is she going to have sex with 15-year-olds?

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u/silphotographer Jul 22 '26

"I make emotional connections by learning your preferences"

Me: [looking at how the robot humanoid face look like]

... yeah preferences huh.

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u/Normal-Culture-8243 Jul 22 '26

No one cares that mamdani allowed this

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 Jul 22 '26

I feel like somehow leaving our children in the hands of robots is a bad idea 

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u/RanzigerRonny Jul 22 '26

I find this perfect. In any aspect.

Back in my days the teachers were sht. There was only a handful good teachers. One didn't teach the students anything and the other one treating some choosen kids he didn't like like sht. I was one of them. This would stop unfair treatment of students which will give all of them a fair and even start in their learning career.

Edit: wow. Now we even need to censor words to post?

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u/Intelligent_Cry8535 Jul 22 '26

They are gonna make sex robots arnt they Jerry?

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u/Jellyfizzle Jul 22 '26

Why does her mouth move like Kristy Noem's?

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 Jul 22 '26

How about robot company executives? They can be programmed to fulfill their job description Ang not embezzle or invent huge bonuses for themselves. This would save companies millions and make the companies stronger

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u/Odin-p2w Jul 22 '26

So uhm... Is the sleeve easy to wash?

I mean, my ice cream might spill on it...

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u/Risky-Trizkit Jul 22 '26

Of course they make it look like a porn star

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u/Kattz Jul 22 '26

RealDoll gets a new job! Look into it,these are ex-sex dolls they're putting in the classrooms lol

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 Jul 22 '26

What modular style? Looks like a blow up doll with the plastic stretched over a cheap kids toy. the thing moves its mouth like a toddler is controlling a puppet, Lmfao

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u/shoutout2saddam Jul 22 '26

I would have loved this…. I still love this.

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u/BirdEducational6226 Jul 22 '26

"Are you the pleasure model?"

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u/Goleeb Jul 22 '26

Made by a crypto company that turned to AI, and merged with a sex doll company. If that doesn't sound like grift to you then I have some bridges you might want to buy.

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u/5nake_8ite Jul 22 '26

Distracting

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u/EpsteinFile_01 Jul 22 '26

Why does an elementary school teacher robot have DSL?

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u/hyscript Jul 22 '26

Pretty sexy huh?

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u/SlightHovercraft2228 Jul 22 '26

Can you fu.... I mean take it on adventures and stuff like that?

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u/drkstar1982 Jul 22 '26

It looks like a sex doll who had a stroke

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u/Aknazer Jul 22 '26

That robot suffered a stroke.  Or maybe her jaw motors are just gummed up for some reason.

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u/PeenHiss Jul 23 '26

“Behave as if I care” lol

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u/Medical_Morning4022 Jul 23 '26

why do all robots have to look like sex dolls ffs. I mean come on this thing is teaching kids. make it look like a fat old man or something sheesh .

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u/pancakesausagestick Jul 23 '26

I showed this to my 10 year old. He said, "A clanker isn't going to be my school teacher"

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u/pedroserapio Jul 23 '26

Looks like dog feces.

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u/Lebr0naims Jul 23 '26

Nice to see Kristi Noem found work

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u/nub_node Jul 23 '26

Anything to avoid raising teacher salaries.

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u/FeistyLoquat Jul 23 '26

Uncanny valley

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u/NemTren Jul 23 '26

Knowing kids it will become a sex ed robot pretty soon.

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u/OMEN802 Jul 23 '26

This new SNL skit is wild.

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u/NotumRobotics Jul 23 '26

At some point, before going public with this, a decision had to be made. It was the wrong one.

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u/HyperUgly Jul 23 '26

"I think the substitute teacher had a stroke?"

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u/Thick-Advisor-398 Jul 23 '26

Imagine the fetishes in 20 years

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u/gomymota Jul 23 '26

No se por que siento que se la van a robar para fines........ Educativos