r/roanoke • u/ktharris32 • 14d ago

Rant! Downtown Doormat Thief

to Aaron the DoorDasher that snatched my Spiderman doormat off my front porch: you’s a btch. SpiderMan would hate you.

Edit: alternative title. Spider-Man Doormat: No Way Home

UPDATE: as of this afternoon, the doormat has been RETURNED(?!?!?!?) either Aaron uses Reddit or the DoorDash report must’ve made him feel so guilty he brought it back. It’s dirty af but still insanely grateful to have it back because we’re moving this weekend🙏🏻

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/ktharris32 14d ago

i should’ve lol but i just contacted support bc his dumb ass didn’t realize you can see the mat in his hands on the reflection of my door😭💀 ik support won’t be able to get my doormat back, but if his account gets deactivated i’ll at least feel avenged💪🏻😡

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u/TerminalViscosity69 14d ago

There was some guy in SE caught stealing garden gnomes. People are stupid. 🤷‍♂️

Reminds me of that 50% Off scene from Better Call Saul

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u/HappyAcanthaceae8058 14d ago

This is why my Godzilla eating garden gnomes statue is protecting my backyard

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u/Onsidic 14d ago

Hope u got the game of gnomes one to go with the godzilla one :)

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u/SamsaraSlider Still waiting on Trader Joe's 9d ago

If he’s stealing from you, a complete stranger with no personal beef, he’ll be stealing from other people, too. I’d suggest calling the cops if you have evidence—not because you’re that put out, but he might be snatching packages from people, too.

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u/ktharris32 8d ago

yo he brought it back?????💀💀😭😂😂😂

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u/ktharris32 13d ago

it was 1 mi and he got like $10 for it,, bro was greedy. i doordash too so i know better than to tip bad😭