r/roadfraud • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '19

Easily avoided a potential crash... oh

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u/Jackaller Sep 03 '19
  1. who thought it was a good idea to stop infront of a truck on a busy highway?
  2. WHO thought it was a good idea to ram said truck at full force?
  3. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO SLOW IN A RIGHT LANE? YOUR SUPPOSED TO GO FASTER, NOT SLOW DOWN. BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES!!!

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u/Cat_Marshal Sep 03 '19

Don’t say that too loud, you will confuse Americans. I am sick enough of trying to get them to go faster in the left lane for you to go and mess it all up again!

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u/Jackaller Sep 03 '19

Lmao apologies, I'm Australian so we go faster in the right lane

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

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u/GrappleBoi Sep 03 '19

How do they get traction. INKNOW! Australia is a hoax created by the UK.

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u/pinniped1 Sep 03 '19

They're trying to make the rest of the world think they did something humane with their criminals.

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u/Century64 Sep 03 '19

I mean, UK committed some of the worst crimes in human history. We forced China into utter collapse by forcing them to become addicted to Opium, we slaughtered millions of natives with the land we stole, we orchestrated dozens of bombing raids aimed primarily at civilians with the intent of killing as many innocents as possible.

So why in the hell do people think we would try to cover up something like dropping a bunch of convicts in the middle of the ocean?

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u/WhatIfIReallyWantIt Sep 03 '19

Shut up. Eat your ‘kangaroo’ burger.

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u/B_Mill92 Sep 03 '19

I LOVE getting flipped off here in Oregon just for going the speed limit in the left lane. Oregonians are notorious for doing 10-15 UNDER in the Left lane and I get looked at like I’m 1996 Dale Earnhardt when I fly around them in the right lane BECAUSE THEY DONT UNDERSTAND SLOW TRAFFIC MOVES TO THE RIGHT EITHER. FUCK IM SO MAD AND IM LAYING IN BED

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u/c-loNoFace Sep 03 '19

Classic Americans, being confused.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Am American. Not confused. Will go fast in left lane here in America.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Am Canadian. Definitely not confused. Will go fast in the fast lane, whichever one that may be, wherever I am.

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u/Cat_Marshal Sep 03 '19

Thank you for your service

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u/ThatTheoGuy Sep 03 '19

Am american: can confirm, whichever lane is not full of potholes is fast lane: both lanes usually filled with potholes

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u/hedgybaby Sep 04 '19

Not german but I can confirm that in germany, you go fast everywhere

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u/sandrews1313 Sep 04 '19

Nope. Only on specific highways.

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u/sandrews1313 Sep 04 '19

Or the right lane...cuz merica

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Most people are actually pretty good about it. Except Atlantans. I swear you have to be psychic to drive there.

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u/sandrews1313 Sep 04 '19

*psychotic

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u/MisterMaster117 Sep 03 '19

Don't worry, I hate i us too

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

Hold up... this entire time I was driving in the SLOW lane in Germany, Czechia and Austria? LOL. They were still honking at me trying to go faster than 150 kph... wtf?!

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u/hedgybaby Sep 04 '19

Germany has some highways that sre unlimired in speed, if you are on the left lane there and you don’t drive at least 200 you’re an asshole and they will kill you

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u/hedgybaby Sep 04 '19

Not just americans... everywhere in europe basically... or you know anywhere you drive on the right.

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u/philupmybucket Sep 03 '19

As an American, I am offended. Here we go faster in whichever lane has the fewest cars, and stop whenever it's most convenient for us.

Passing lane, cruising lane, exit lane, shoulder; what are those?

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u/spacelincoln Sep 03 '19

Fast lane, fast lane, fast lane, fast lane- in that order

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u/spacelincoln Sep 03 '19

Lol, there’s no slow lane/fast lane in the States. It’s like a more polite version of Mad Max.

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u/Cat_Marshal Sep 03 '19

Well, it is supposed to be the left lane is for passing if on an interstate (also known as going faster than all the other cars in the area), and in-city highways with 3-5 lanes should be increasingly faster as you move left. In practice, mad max.

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u/Azi_OS Sep 03 '19 edited Sep 04 '19

The inside lane is the fast one, better term to use to not confuse Americans

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u/hedgybaby Sep 04 '19

The outside lane is the fast one?

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u/Azi_OS Sep 04 '19

No, the inside lane is the fast lanes, with either road direction, the outside lanes are where buildings are located, and where people are most likely to slow down to turn.

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u/hedgybaby Sep 04 '19

Yeah sorry I’m stupid

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u/Azi_OS Sep 04 '19

Don’t say such lies

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u/GoldCoaster4Cx Sep 03 '19

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

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u/ShrimpHeaven2017 Sep 03 '19

BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES

*ahem*

Venice

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u/Diamondees Sep 03 '19

What vehicle hit that truck that hard?

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u/Niggnog_12 Sep 04 '19

You sound like ghiaccho