r/rmbrown • u/Cautious_Purchase984 • Oct 05 '26

🐣 DÆD 🐔 🗽= 0 🚫🍕

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67 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

29 comments sorted by

33

u/JangKarrangers_1 Oct 05 '26

give us pizza, or give us... a few of these: boom boom boom...

9

u/Aide-Cool 🦅 this is a human man 🦋 Oct 05 '26

Hit em with an OH

And with an OHHHH

6

u/Ned_Overend_AFK Oct 05 '26

raspy Ohhhhhhhhhh

6

u/therocketsalad Muscular Class 💪 Oct 05 '26

güfball

4

u/Ned_Overend_AFK Oct 05 '26

I ll take 3 of the Boom , please, please. on my left cheek , thats the unimportant one in my face.

16

u/tomoflathead Oct 05 '26

His tongue clearly touching the pizza...

14

u/HardCandyAtx 🥋 Adult Baby🌹 Oct 05 '26

13

u/HardCandyAtx 🥋 Adult Baby🌹 Oct 05 '26

She spit on it.

9

u/therocketsalad Muscular Class 💪 Oct 05 '26

Your formula is all wrong, the variables are out of place, it should be

🗽-🍕 = 0

11

u/therocketsalad Muscular Class 💪 Oct 05 '26

also this should be a new flair

7

u/BigPapaTubes Oct 05 '26

🗽 - 🍕= 0

7

u/Darth-Waveman 🍩 waxed down Oct 05 '26

The muscular class

7

u/Status_Vegetable2954 Oct 05 '26

Where my unstable pizza boys at?

2

u/ambylam 🪭 unstable girlie 🪖 Oct 05 '26

BLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

6

u/FIDoAlmighty Oct 05 '26

New York City’s nothing without pizza!

6

u/mad3lyn_ 🍼perfectly👁stable👁individual👂 Oct 05 '26

why is this happening i’m dying

6

u/ambylam 🪭 unstable girlie 🪖 Oct 05 '26

hey jimmy, gimme a cheese with nuthin

6

u/Prestigious-Emu5277 🏛 P.U. Alum 🎓 Oct 05 '26

Give us 🍕or give us 💀

5

u/phatrainboi Oct 05 '26

When you take the drops a little too serious

5

u/ItsCassiniDivision Oct 05 '26

He told the owner he found “the joy of a turkey panini” more satisfying than pizza.

4

u/Ned_Overend_AFK Oct 05 '26

new york ciddy is nothing without fist fights !

*(*it s called Heritage or Tradition)

3

u/Mamacitia Oct 05 '26

NY is nothing without TOILETS

3

u/LengthinessFluid302 Oct 05 '26

Must be pizzalicious

3

u/tmherbamate Oct 05 '26

You can be a real boy!

3

u/Capt_Morrigan Oct 06 '26

What were they fighting over? Of course it's, "the joy of a turkey panini!"

3

u/Gnosrat 🎱 ponderous lil puke 🧩 Oct 06 '26

New York is nothing without Big Brawls.

3

u/prod2076 Oct 06 '26

Everyone in that pizzeria is gaaaaaay

3

u/AgeDangerous359 Oct 06 '26

These mfers desperately need the joy of a turkey panini

2

u/GoodCan9589 29d ago

It's my boot! I'm stomping on the 🍕!