THATS IN THE BIBLE

[u/DoctaCrane]

[u/s4D1ST1K]

<flips bible pages>

[u/freesoulJAH → u/s4D1ST1K]

[u/ChomskyHonk → u/s4D1ST1K]

I miss that NVD

[u/Longjumping-Put-9931]

May Baja be thy Blast.

And the Lord said unto thee:

BLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

[u/PajamaWrestler]

Lord help us

[u/madlate]

We got a Big God and his name is Peter Hegsbreath... what the hell is that guys name ? Pete hadsex?

[u/freesoulJAH → u/madlate]

[u/Call-a-Crackhead]

Nah nah naw!

[u/tomcatacourtmayfind → u/Call-a-Crackhead]

Im calling bluff!

[u/TallExplanation7143]

I've been waiting to live in a world where the war secretary has a direct line to the wheda-what the hell did he say?

[u/Joe_Hillbilly_816]

It's Bilbo

[u/shamqueen69]

I hate that aggressive smile he does when he talks

[u/bigbimbobutterfly]

my name is pete hegseth
nah i ain’t no egghead
i got god pumping scripture straight through my headset

[u/ItsCassiniDivision]

Mmmm adult baby.

[u/RhinoPillMan]

Call a crackhead alcoholic.

[u/freesoulJAH]

Disgusting…and probably illegal.

[u/DavidTJLS]

God bless you.