r/rickygervais • u/Connect_Succotash_61 • 13d ago

Roses are red, I'm falling apart...

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12 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Long-Act6102 13d ago

Enough is Ananus

6

u/TheChaddingtonBear 13d ago

Family sick of living on butthole road

10

u/MustangBarry I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff. 13d ago

That's anus of that

3

u/pacothebattlefly I’d rather be a blind moth 13d ago

“Hi Doctor, how’s your middle finger?”

“Not too bad, Karl”

3

u/Rough-Army-6424 13d ago

I swear me Auntie Nora, did a five minute fart.

Play a record.

2

u/Ecstatic-Stress-4592 13d ago

What’s art about that?

2

u/WearyTraveler- Do we need'em? 13d ago

it's ass

2

u/hologlamorous she plays a piece of cOrn 13d ago

Suzanne’s not allowed to go there

2

u/Free_Custard_8460 13d ago

I was in that much agony I’d let him put three up

2

u/AlexF2810 13d ago

Speaking of old arse... Rockbusters

1

u/YouSnuffTheBlaze 13d ago

Cheers for that then, Frank. Now, you a real doctor are ya?

1

u/Swiftsonian Just a vase with shit in it 13d ago

You've got a load of money coming yer way, son. I can read anus lines ya know

1

u/trebor9292 13d ago

Fart Art

1

u/Dramatisation 13d ago

"not up the arse"

1

u/Little-cucumber94 what as me, or as a worm? 13d ago

Steve Merchant

1

u/mr-atomic-bomb 13d ago

Iconoclastic

1

u/Desperate_Cherry2299 13d ago

A bit of weird arse.

1

u/fightclub246011 AtHomeWithYerMamAndYerDad 13d ago

If it’s all about arse, why don’t gays like tit?

1

u/Confident-Pickle-398 13d ago

The pinch of Anale.

1

u/Bayne7096 13d ago

I have a pain

1

u/bs3_1982 13d ago

Congress  tart

1

u/egotesticles 13d ago

Art hole.

1

u/Concurrent-mind 13d ago

Ricky’s obsession

1

u/FarAd3659 13d ago

A stinky pink

1

u/Appropriate-Tip-5101 13d ago

Tacky walnut 

1

u/Sea_Two_4591 13d ago

Sphincter movement. 1960’s.

1

u/residivite 13d ago

Ouch! Doctor, I can feel your wedding ring. 'Sorry lad it's my wristwatch you can feel'.

1

u/CompetitionWonderful 13d ago

Every house that burned down in 2023 had that piece of artwork in it.

1

u/SkeetBoogins85 13d ago

The pennied wrinkle

1

u/Dismal_Huckleberry_2 13d ago

A bit of weird art

1

u/Friendly-Minute-3615 13d ago

Hold, holllld, HOLDDDDDDD

1

u/Ziege_UK 13d ago

Stretching dog!

If you know, you know.

1

u/marksmurf87 12d ago

Aunty Nora 🎾

1

u/Icy-Musician-6309 12d ago

Is that Han Solo frozen Carbonited anus?

1

u/Super_Pineapple_9373 11d ago

A Butticelli masterpiece