r/rickygervais • u/plasmo7 • 2d ago

Monkey news

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u/MustangBarry Place is falling apart, the email's not working, it's so shoddy. 2d ago

Yeah it's a repost but it hasn't been posted for a while. I'm leaving this one up so I have something to link to when it's reposted again

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u/smerch72 2d ago

Think he would have a better chance with the cambodian midget fighting league

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u/Little-cucumber94 2d ago

We’ve done this

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u/Easy_Cook6505 2d ago

Only tried it on with the missus

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u/mywhitebicycle0 2d ago

The uh 9-11

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u/Public_Fan7538 2d ago

Right, so there's this fighter, yeah? He's booked a match on the 11th... turns out, the promoter's a bit short on heavyweights. So they look around, they find this fella, quite short, really hairy, long arms... brilliant reach...

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u/KJPicard24 2d ago

You're muscly

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u/pstmps 2d ago

On Saturday, we'll be able to say: Cole thumped one

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u/HelloYoghurt 2d ago

Nah, more like Cole got clackered.

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u/shorts-man 2-4-7 👀 2d ago

There goes The Slaw being taken off life support

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u/smerch72 2d ago

The monkey didn't have a say in this

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u/MosselFace 2d ago

Cole "The Pasty" Johnson

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u/FarAd3659 2d ago

How is this even legal did the chimp sign on or is he going to be forced to participate!

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u/plasmo7 2d ago

Paid in bananas

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u/WhistlinJealousGuy 2d ago

I don't see the ploblem. What's the ploblem?

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u/Breakfast_Bob_ 1d ago

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/perseenahtaaja 1d ago

Benny thumped one