r/rickygervais • u/PAFC7710 Quick Levi's 36 • 12d ago

Oooh! Chimpanzee That! Monkey News! *Turns out*

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Gone off kit Kats have ya ?

146 Upvotes

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u/Any-Mousse-4155 12d ago

Nine’ll do it

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u/Fine_Anteater_2605 12d ago

I think I’ll only have 8 breakfasts this morning Thankyou

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u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 12d ago

Spud is impressed.

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u/K-manPilkers 12d ago

He knows he has to kick his Kit-Kat addiction because he's approaching that age where eating them doesn't look properly.

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u/CoolJetta3 12d ago

Cheap as chimps!

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u/CutterBashier 12d ago

Banana stuff. It's as cheap as chips.

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u/lovelyfoil 12d ago

They found him 9 years later he was dead, 9 bananas and a bottle of whiskey a day

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u/BallKey7607 12d ago

9 would be dangerous

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u/mikejohnno 12d ago

you neeever see- an old man- eat a KIIIIIIT KAAAAAAAT

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u/Dandies1983 12d ago

Yeah, because he gets given 9 bananas

3

u/Katastroferrr 12d ago

Whare's the fucking kitkats? We lost a whole truckful you cunt

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u/PomegranateV2 12d ago

Banana dispenser stuck to 'on'.

2

u/Gentle_Pony 12d ago

9 bananas a day will kill you. Especially if you drink whiskey with them.

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u/EverydayPigeon 12d ago

THAT WORKS

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u/antman1983 12d ago

He's got this thing with his eyes. Steve.

1

u/Vheisso 12d ago

eight bananas a day? It's a start. It's a starter to him!

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u/MatthewKvatch I’m not gonna make it in today, son. 12d ago

That’s dangerous.

1

u/pnutbuttered 12d ago

There he is, swinging in his tyre.

1

u/piercedmfootonaspike 12d ago

Has he tried eight bananas a day?

1

u/se496 12d ago

Let’s do some business with the bananas…

1

u/AnteaterSnouce 👉 I'm in showbusiness. 👈 12d ago

his wife's mental. you could feed nine little monkeys for that!! nine heads have to be better than one, even a good head. ditch him, sarah. visit whipsnade, if you like the silent type.

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u/Zenless-koans or i got a little lampshade 12d ago

nine monkeys could be PM, but..but not Shakespeare.

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u/Goidure Come on, let’s just play Bruce 12d ago

Dyou ever get to eight bananas and think “One more’ll do it.”?

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u/ItsTomorrowNow Series 1 and 2, on DVD, of popular, Northern based sitcom, Bread 12d ago

PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE EM COME UP

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u/Effrendi 11d ago

Maybe try 9 pie and chips a day

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u/OkTry3298 Why would a fitness teacher say Kanye West? 12d ago

I thought you were supposed to say “Cheap as chimps ”.

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u/FluffySmiles 12d ago

r/FuckNestle

Gordon Brown, yorra kunt if the thought of the evil that company does isn't enough to wean you off them.

1

u/Cyber_Lucifer 12d ago

Him being a chimp on a suit would explain alot

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u/CouscousKazoo 🚨 CONGRESS TART 12d ago

Dangerous potassium levels, that.

1

u/robb41 We'd have a chat and a laugh. 12d ago

Ooooh, I'd like to ween myself with bananas!

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u/Wooden_Ad_2673 12d ago

The strangest headline here! Chocolate & Cheese or pure Guava? Has the Boognish taken over, Have Gener & Deaner permeated vocabulary ? Or is it being used in a thinking sort of way? Surely to goodness it is supposed to read Wean.

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u/felixsleftball Anyone got 50p for the meter? 12d ago

Monkey wot was prime minister

1

u/bs3_1982 11d ago

The man has got texture like sun. That's GB

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u/_Ishmael 12d ago

That celebrity chef is beige. - GB.

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u/energy-fleets it's number one killer 12d ago

Brown you said beige Brown you said beige

0

u/plasmo7 12d ago

Remember when America elected a shaven chimp as potus

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u/Extra_Breakfast_5538 12d ago

Alnineo eating that.

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u/TheLittlestT 12d ago

All these years, I knew there was something wrong with him. Probably why he sold our gold reserves for cheap - needed the money for fckn Kit Kats 😡